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Elmo is the antichrist

JakeBequette

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Here are the facts.

1. Elmo is red. When is Satan NOT depicted as red? THE ESSENCE OF HELLFIRE IS RED!

2. Elmo turns man against man. Elmo has been doing this for years. People attacked each other regularly to get their hands on the original incarnation of evil. Now, he's EXTREMELY back and people are once again EXTREMELY crazy trying to get to him.

3. According to the prophet Wesley Willis, Elmo Pimps Hoes. You can't trust a pimp, just as you can't trust the Antichrist.

4. He is extremely charismatic and uses deceptive techniques to conceal his true nature.

I cannot have been the first to notice these disturbing facts. COME! THERE IS STILL TIME TO REVOLT AGAINST THE ELMOCRACY!​
 
I think you might be right...

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Elmo is controlling me. I know this. He makes me bump into things.
 
I saw the episode where Elmo learned to tie his shoes. It was adorable. If he is indeed the antichrist, then there is no hope for the rest of us. :twisted:
 
Jake, I predict a Nobel prize in your future! Your commitment to public service is astounding! A grateful nation salutes you! ..|
 
I guess it's up to you, Jake! Come and save us all!

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JB - I think you need a hobby.


Or some medication.


Or a good lay.


Your mind has too much time on its hands to come up with this!
 
D-Base said:
Elmo is ticklish :D

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This is a common misconception.
While Elmo may appear to be ticklish, he's actually faking it, and all that writing and twitching is just him summoning on the powers of the dark lord. His laughter is meant to make you believe his intetions are pure.

We must take note that the animal is clearly deeply disturbed by this beast on many levels. Animals are much more sensitive to evil than humans, we must learn from the hound.​
 
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