Ever get caught looking at gay porn?

[Rex]

By my older brother.

I would always clear out history after I used his computer but I didn't even know what "cookies" were and I never cleared them. He found out one day and was pissed but I blamed it on a cousin of mine who everyone knows is gay but nobody ever speaks about it.

Then a few years later he went through my email and found a lot of gay related stuff, like online hookups and stuff. At that point he must have known and would act angry towards but never said why. One time he asked me about it but I never gave him a yes or no answer and just sort of brushed it off. I'm sure he told some people but nobody really questioned me about it except my cousin once when he was going through a mental breakdown and I denied it but I think a few people know for sure I'm into guys but never really bring it up.

My brother is now cool with me and we get along really well. I don't know if he just sort of blocked it out and thinks I'm straight or if he came to some terms of accepting it but we never really brought it up since then.

Another time was by a woman who was a family friend and was living with us for a while. She walked in as I was looking at some gay porn pics and sort of gasped and just walked out without saying anything.

I've been really close to being caught by my dad which would have been a HUGE deal and almost by my younger brother. I was pretty careless now that I think about it.

 

[FutureBear]

Most of the time I'll lock my door so I'm able to cover up by the time my roommate gets in. I guess is someone saw something on my computer, I'd be like, "Yup, I'm attracted to men too... Older men.... And looks like you're the first one to find out. Keep that on the DL"

You guys have me really paranoid now. haha

 

[bmwducatirider]

FYI the iPhone goes to the last application open when you push the button on the bottom. Also when you launch the Safarai web browser it goes to the last page viewed. So it is has happened when someone looked at my phone.

 

[Artisticboy89]

Back in my old house (i think I was 16 at the time) my brother picked the lock to my room and barged in and started talking to me, when I yelled at him he stopped and took a second to figure out why when he noticed I was covering myself up and there was strait porn playing on my computer... he laughed and said something along the lines of "awww my little brother doesn't know the good sites yet"... ever since then he knocked

 

[Horse90]

I nearly got caught once when I was about 15. Usually, people leave me alone in my room, but on this particular day, I decided to look at some porn.
Naturally, as I was about to hit the big moment, my sister's then-boyfriend bursts in. It was more luck than anything that my shirt dropped to cover everything, and I sorta slouched under the desk to hide it. He was showing me his new tattoo, blah blah.
But then it got worse. Following her boyfriend into the room, my sister, who was talking about the tattoo as well. Following my sister was my mother saying lunch was ready, following my mother were my two younger siblings AND my father looking in to see why everyone was in my room.
Nobody saw me, but it was a damn close thing.

 

[JustAGuy08]

I nearly got caught once when I was about 15. Usually, people leave me alone in my room, but on this particular day, I decided to look at some porn.
Naturally, as I was about to hit the big moment, my sister's then-boyfriend bursts in. It was more luck than anything that my shirt dropped to cover everything, and I sorta slouched under the desk to hide it. He was showing me his new tattoo, blah blah.
But then it got worse. Following her boyfriend into the room, my sister, who was talking about the tattoo as well. Following my sister was my mother saying lunch was ready, following my mother were my two younger siblings AND my father looking in to see why everyone was in my room.
Nobody saw me, but it was a damn close thing.

That's the funniest thing I've read in a loooong time!

 

[gameboy 11]

Yeah. Like twice. It was embarrassing, both times, but my mom acted like nothing was happening when it was clear these 3 dudes were banging in a pool. She just came in and went out.

I think she was dropping off clothes in my room.

It was very, very embarrassing when my brother wanted to get on the computer though.

I rushed onto it, to jack off right after school (bad idea) and people were downstairs.

My brother rushed upstairs saying how he had to get on.

It was too late. My pants were down and this guy was precumming as another guy was eating him out I think and my brother saw that.

He was so shocked, he doubled back to see if I was really watching that.

Then he went in his room and closed the door.

I thought about that for about 2 hours that day.

Soooooo bad. x_X

 

[PudGunner]

thongstuddy: Please tell me what happened after the mom screaming, that sounds too funny.

On topic, one of my ex-girlfriends actually caught me watching a gay porn clip. I forgot the name of the vid, but it had this guy sucking 3 cocks at the same time. She basically came into my room and asked in a monotone voice "OMG how can he stuff so much in his mouth?" She knew I was bi but it was awkward considering we had sex the night before at we were at her mom's house. heh

That is actually adorable. I wish I had more girlfriends who were more open to my bisexuality.

 

[jjonn3]

There are some benefits to being paranoid -

Had a few close calls -

But thankfully never caught!

 

[CShields]

Kind of, not really in the ACT but GOD it was beyond embarrassing.

So when I was about 16 or 17, one night I was looking up porn on the family computer and then went to bed after that. What I stupidly forgot was that our internet browser restores the page you were last looking after you close it----which means when my MOM of all people went to use the computer that day, she clicked on the internet icon and low and behold in all it's glory was the porn I was looking at the night before!!! She sat up out of her chair and started saying "Oh my god!" and began giggling like a school girl. My dad came by and saw it too, then walked away. I quickly closed it and explained to her that it's a 'pop up ad' and had nothing to do with me (which I expected her to believe because she's very computer illiterate...VERY) She responded by calling out to my dad "Oh it's a pop up ad" and I couldn't tell if she was just humoring me or she actually believed me.

I went back to my room and chose not to come out for the rest of the day, I was so embarrassed. I mean my mom didn't freak out at me, she already knew I was gay, but it still made me uncomfortable how funny she thought it was.

 

[curiousaussi]

I live with three other (straight) guys, and I'm in the closet, and due to my own carelessness I've been caught by all three of them on separate occasions.

I try not to masterbate while people are home, but with three others that makes it fairly difficult. One day I was laying on my bed, with my bedroom door open, watching porn on my iPad when I heard one of my roommate's doors open from the front of the house. I stopped just in case he came to talk to me, but my bedroom's at the end of a hall and you can't see my bed unless you're pretty much at the doorway or in my room. Anyway, I'd turned off the porn and was waiting to hear whether he was coming to see me or just go into the kitchen and I heard him enter the hall. I quickly pulled up my pants as much as I could, but my fly and belt were undone and there was no way to make that not seem suspicious while on my bed, so I crouched my legs so that my knees were up and covering the part of me that was uncovered. He came in, stood in the doorway, and preceded to chat with me for a good five minutes before he left, so I'm pretty sure he was nine the wiser otherwise I imagine he would have been eager to leave.

With the other two guys, they haven't caught me watching gay porn, but they have unfortunately stumbled across it in my presence - and again, I must reiterate, only due to my extreme incompetence and idiocy. Once we had invited a female friend of our's over to swap holiday photos of a cruise we's all recently been on together and at this stage of the evening, it was just her, one of my roommates and I. And for some reason I was completely drunk on a weeknight. Anyway, she was scrolling through my photos on my laptop when a screenshot of a gay porn video from PornHub came up. I very rarely watch porn on my laptop since my iPad is far more portable to use, but I have this unfortunate obsession that if I see a porn video that I want to watch later I screenshot it so I don't forget the name (I know it's probably easier to sign up and log in and then just favourite it, but I'm paranoid about doing stuff like that in case I get caught, go figure). God knows how it ended up with my cruise photos, but anyway. So my female friend is so cool that she just keeps scrolling through the photos as if she just seen another one if our holiday snaps, which was great, but my roommate blurts out something like 'Fuck!'. Me, being far too intoxicated to care, ignored it completely as well and started rambling on about the next photo.

The other time, arguably the most embarrassing, was again due to my stupidity of screenshoting gay porn, and also involved me being very drunk. We had our usual group of friends over and I can't remember why but for some reason we had my iPad out, and again, I was showing them photos. I'm usually pretty hesitant when it comes to letting people have access to my iPad for the very reason that I watch all my porn on it and that I'm prone to taking screenshots of said porn, and usually when I know people are coming over I try to ensure it's clean of any such material, but I was, sorry for another again, too drunk to care. Anyway, I must of being showing them a photo I recently took and one of my roommates, too drunk to work the iPad, got out of it and into my camera roll. I didn't notice until he clicked on one of the photos and turned my iPad around to show me, head tilted to the side, eyebrows raised, laughing. It was a photo I must have saved off Tumblr, a shot of a guy pulling down hard on another guys's shaft, his balls tight, and his head protruding out of the guys hand, glistening. The shot was taken from between his legs, and I can't recall if it was black and white or not, but I remember it coming across to me as being rather artful (I doubt tasteful would be the right word).

I honestly don't know what he thought, he did seem rather puzzled by what he had found, but we've never spoken about it. I wouldn't be surprised if he was too drunk to even remember the incident - after all I have had hour long conservations with this guy (when he's been drunk and I've been sober) in which he's repeated himself three or four times, having forgotten what he's already told me, and not remembered a thing in the morning. So who knows? My female friend and my other roommate though, definitely know I'm gay if you couldn't tell from my second story. She often mentions how wonderful it would be to have a gay guy in our friendship group and how she'd be totally okay with it in a general conservation sort of way, obviously in an attempt to coax me out of the closet, but I really don't feel the need to as I'm pretty sure most of my close friends know, bar maybe one or two. My roommate from the second story drunkingly told me on another occasion that he'd told one of our other friends, and then on another occasion that guy's girlfriend was telling everyone when we went to a club that I was gay.

So yeah, I sort of feel like people stumbling on my gay porn is actually what outed me, and I don't really have a problem with it.