I went home with a guy. He seemed OK. Made me put on a pair of his socks when I got undressed - no biggie, kinda hot.
Once we're finished, I was planning on spending the night. He starts talking about the plans he's going to make for us the following week (after knowing each other all of 3 hours.)
I tell him I have to get home as I have work early and didn't want to do the walk of shame.
I had the feeling that if I went to sleep, I wouldn't wake up.
So I rush to the door. He pushed me away and slams the door.
I grab him firmly above the larynx and gently place him on the floor, as I open the door into his head.
I was drunk when I arrived, so I didn't know which way to go in the hallway - but I saw the exit sign.
I rush towards it. He yells "That's not the way out." I reply "It says exit, so it will get me outside."
So I get outside onto the fire escape. I take a breath, and walk down, only to find the area in back of the building where the fire escape lets out, is surrounded by fend with barbed wire. One chain link 8' fence, one 8' wooden fence (smooth side to me) and a 6' brick wall with barbed wire on top.
I took off my cargo shorts and threw them over the barbed wire and climed the wall, over the barbed wire.
I was free.
I found myself in a parking garage, no biggie, right? Nope.
No door out. Nothing. THe only door lead into the building and had no door knob, just 2 deadbolts.
I climbed up on a car and leaped at the string on the door disconnect. Second try I got it. With the door disconnected from the motor I was able to lift the door and escape.
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