Fap or not to Fap

[TheOscar]

Will they even know if you "fap"? ;D

 

[BostonPirate]

hit it like a champ

 

[Oceansluver78]

3 months while I was in boot camp. It wasn't that bad from what I remember.

 

[TheOscar]

3 months while I was in boot camp. It wasn't that bad from what I remember.

It's really not. When you don't think about it, it's really not that important at all.

 

[ShavedBare87]

Why deny yourself that which makes you happy? It's stupid.

Plain fucking stupid.

 

[TheOscar]

Yeah, it probably is, more so if it gets in the way of your daily life.
But that's great. You have some good self-control.

 

[MoltenRock III]

TheOscar-yeah they won't know, but I kinda was doin this out of curiosity also to see how long I could go without. Plus I heard that it is healthy to with-hold from jerkin off occassionally.

ShavedBare87- Its alright, I got plenty of good fappin years ahead of me.

Healthy? No. Epididymis will be something that proves that to you, along with prostatitis. Your doctor will tell you how to avoid those common man problems... Cleaning your pipes regularly!

 

[quasar]

...Plus I heard that it is healthy to with-hold from jerkin off occassionally...

There is absolutely no medical evidence to prove this. As MoltenRock has said - ask your doctor and you'll find you're probably doing yourself more harm than good.

 

[freefall]

 

[glasvegas]

18 days when i was backpacking with my bros. Is kinda weird when you fap while they're waiting for the toilet.

 

[SuperNatural]

I haven't fap in 21 years.. sooo Never

 

[nsguy2]

TheOscar-yeah they won't know, but I kinda was doin this out of curiosity also to see how long I could go without. Plus I heard that it is healthy to with-hold from jerkin off occassionally.

ShavedBare87- Its alright, I got plenty of good fappin years ahead of me.

Have you also heard of Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny?

But, to each his own.

 

[Geoffboyardee]

3 days, but i was in hospital with my arms in traction.

Is it bad that I LOL-ed? Maybe.



But to the OP, maybe 3 days I went without fapping in a summer camp when I was a Boy Scout.

 

[80KGold]

I wonder if Cap'n Picard fapped when he had his Borg attachment?

 

[cityboy-stl]

I must really getting old. This is the first time I've ever heard "fap" used as a euphemism for masturbate.

 

[SLOPPYSECONDS]

da waitiers be right out ta cater ta ya alls while ya orders
- ooh very gooods -
why thankyou!



what a iffs ya fapped by another thens is it a fappins or fappins bys 2nds ans if not a knows it ya not got do time in fappin jail?
' then 3rd fappa take ova 2nds what then? '
@ or 4th fappa make deal ans fap ya ta da fappa watchers! @
% best not ta stop fappin then not got think about not fappains! %
- coor da cleva You win -
% thankyou! %

off tey fap a fap fapfappeys ans neva rememba it

' see totto we will neva know! clickclick '
she doin tricks again?
@ no ask me is a daaaaaaawg! @
ya wanna escape?
@ please @
next time she click her clicks !!!
@ yeaaaaaaaa? @

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good fappin day taya
' Yea is dat ans sweet corn ta you '
dat right kinds ya

thankyou

trees go up ans down it true

 

[blackbeltninja]

Healthy? No. Epididymis will be something that proves that to you, along with prostatitis. Your doctor will tell you how to avoid those common man problems... Cleaning your pipes regularly!

I dunno so much... I've not exactly not been cleaning out the pipes regularly and I found myself in casualty with epididymititis about 6 weeks ago.

Doc didn't say anything about "and have a good wank, too!" when he gave me my prescription, either.

On topic, my records were 13 days and then 60 days when I tried again; both set many years ago.

-d-

 

[AlmondMilk]

I must really getting old. This is the first time I've ever heard "fap" used as a euphemism for masturbate.

Yeah, I think it's a newer one.


Longest I've gone was about a week or so when I was visiting my cousin. But her male friends were a bit too hot... I don't know how I resisted.

 

[lambdaboy]

In the army I did it more than ever espeically after shower rooms with 20 or more nude hot guys. Not to mention one weekend pass where me and another spent a weekend in a motel. Each night trying to pick up girls sometimes getting close. The last night he said want to jack off together. We did it all never talked about it again. Not sure where he is

 

[WaitingIntheWings]

I think I can't go more than three days before I bite someone's head off. I might have a high sex drive or something because I will go nuts. Although when I do hold back the orgasm is great afterwards.