Fast Food is SATAN's Work!

[MisterMajestic]

I have to be in the "Mood" whenever I get a Burger or Hotdog. So the Burger Joints are just buildings I hardly ever notice until the mood hits...

Now Chinese Food...That's another story. I could Eat it every day...A few of the finer Chinese joints in town prepare authentic & more healthier dishes than what you might find in fast-food eatery...

 

[ShihTzuTylenol]

if it's slow/off-peak, you can also just ask them to fire a fresh burger for you.

you can do that when it's busy too, but expect it to have an extra helping of spit.

actually that's not funny!
tip#2 never ever EVER never ever, act like a smart-ass ordering food through a speaker because there will be a lot of winking and thumbs pointing down in the preparation of your food~and no telling WHAT you will be eating//remember that dandruff looks a lot like MSG? eeew!

 

[Spiff]

Satan works fast food now? Wow, the economy is worse than I thought.

 

[Ram]

actually that's not funny!
tip#2 never ever EVER never ever, act like a smart as ordering food through a speaker because there will be a lot of winking and thumbs pointing down in the preparation of your food~and no telling WHAT you will be eating//remember that dandruff looks a lot like MSG? eeew!

Omg yes. I believe fast food workers have hand signals, winks, clicks, and nudges down as secret fast food language. More complex than bees' dance. Seriously, I pay close attention to their hand movements. "Omg you adjusted your glasses! Did you just ask him to tuck my nuggets between his butt cheeks before sending it to me?"

 

[ShihTzuTylenol]

I have to be in the "Mood" whenever I get a Burger or Hotdog. So the Burger Joints are just buildings I hardly ever notice until the mood hits...

Now Chinese Food...That's another story. I could Eat it every day...A few of the finer Chinese joints in town prepare authentic & more healthier dishes than what you might find in fast-food eatery...

I'm so tickled to see you M&M! and I agree, Chinese takeout is the BOMB! I've been teaching the kids to use chop sticks and it's remarkable how easily it is coming to them lol

 

[ShihTzuTylenol]

Satan works fast food now? Wow, the economy is worse than I thought.

hey hey hey Spiffy! let's leave the comedy to me/you don't see me over in the political arena tryna stir up shit do ya?

Omg yes. I believe fast food workers have hand signals, winks, clicks, and nudges down as secret fast food language. More complex than bees' dance. Seriously, I pay close attention to their hand movements. "Omg you adjusted your glasses! Did you just ask him to tuck my nuggets between his butt cheeks before sending it to me?"

**taking notes**
got it, go on....

 

[mbamike]

I usually think of the hamburger or pizza chains as being fast food. The buffets, country cooking and Chinese restaurants I don't consider fast food. It is all about self control.

 

[ShihTzuTylenol]

Same thing happened to a friend of mine and his fiance'. Went to Golden Corral and once had diarrhea(sp?) they said one more time it might have been a fluke - next time it was food poisioning. No more for them.

Golden Corral sound scrumptious lol

Peter Marshall: Paul, why do Hell's Angels wear leather?
Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily.

 

[alfaPA]

Shakey's has the best shakes imo I don't know if it's the name or what....
Burger King is vile and disgusting

Golden Corral has some great homemade tasting food/my uncle takes us there every year for his birthday/he's rich lol--and I haven't gotten sick eating there yet **knock on wood**

So I take it that the "Paris" under your avatar isn't the one in France!!

Locally I always have better choices than fast food. We have tons of little restaurants.........

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I can't remember the last time I was forced to suffer "dining" at some chain, fast food place. When I want to clog my arteries with some fabulous junk food my first choice is a cheese steak at Mama's. The building may be aesthetically questionable but it has the best cheese steaks (grease bomb) ever! So it's not a matter of whether the take out/fast food that you enjoy being evil, it's the venue.

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[MisterMajestic]

I'm so tickled to see you M&M! and I agree, Chinese takeout is the BOMB! I've been teaching the kids to use chop sticks and it's remarkable how easily it is coming to them lol

Hey Dude..I see you've found a new Favorite "Forum Home"....Ain't nothing wrong with downgrading........I still gots Love for you...

I spent a summer working for Burger King... I can't really remember any significant chicanery.

though sometimes, if I was in a shitty mood and got a drive through order for "extra" something, I'd give them a ridiculous amount -- extra ketchup = half a bottle, extra pickles = a large handful, etc.

That's pure EVIL.....LOL....My first job was at a Southern-East-coast Fast-Food-Fish-joint called "Captain D's"....I did it all in that Damn kitchen....The main "Perk" I Loved was being able to take home Fish and Puppies or WHATEVER I felt like sending through the Grill...During the Summer months I took home Chicken & Steak Kebabs to my Mom & Brother just about every night...Those were the Fucking days....

 

[ShihTzuTylenol]

So I take it that the "Paris" under your avatar isn't the one in France!!



... ^^
I can't remember the last time I was forced to suffer "dining" at some chain, fast food place. When I want to clog my arteries with some fabulous junk food my first choice is a cheese steak at Mama's. The building may be aesthetically questionable but it has the best cheese steaks (grease bomb) ever! So it's not a matter of whether the take out/fast food that you enjoy being evil, it's the venue.

No, but if you do go to the big Paris, you've got to try the moules au fromage bleu (mussels with blue cheese) at Frunch~OH GOD!~

and that house is a hideous color! you'd think the occupants could agree on a common color scheme hehehe

 

[zoltanspawn]

I can't remember the last time I was forced to suffer "dining" at some chain, fast food place. When I want to clog my arteries with some fabulous junk food my first choice is a cheese steak at Mama's. The building may be aesthetically questionable but it has the best cheese steaks (grease bomb) ever! So it's not a matter of whether the take out/fast food that you enjoy being evil, it's the venue.

The sorts of dilemma I face: Yucatecan pink tacos or pork meatball bahn mi...handmade tamales or fish and lettuce congee...an okonomiyaki or a quicky bowl of bun rieu...maybe a great slice of pizza made by these acid-fried Sicilians?

I feel spoiled (and not a bit satisfied ). But I swear, there're always LINES of cars idling in the nearby Drive-Thrus.

 

[mikeyjon]

There is no line. That's why I need to lose 40lbs.

I thought Cracker Barrel was'nt gay friendly?

 

[DonQuixote]

you like it eh!!!
it's poutine with bacon and stuff I think
so awesome

I was zipping through the posts, so I could respond to Gus before heading on up to be - early day tomorrow, and I have pics suppressed, so I didn't see it on the way through. I saw Tzy's question, so I did open.

As the picture for this opened, I said, "Poutine? !"
Then I had to scroll back to see where you were located - TO - Yup, Poutine!

aka Heart attack on a plate. We have our own version of Heart Attack on a plate here - it's not necessarily "fast" food, although it is available quickly.

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I call it "Grease for Peace" (R I P)

Because of the run run run schedule, I eat too much fast food, although I've cut back a lot in the past few years - or at least tried to get slightly healthier choices, trading salt vs fat/cholesterol.

I much prefer decent real food.

 

[DonQuixote]

Oh, and Gus,

Elbow macaroni
Velveeta
some milk

(add frozen "tree" cuts at the end)

Make a BIG batch, repack some in smaller containers for zapping, later.

Macaroni and Cheese - my kids actually added the Broccoli to it.
Not terrible, healthwise, less expensive than Micky D's, and easy to make/freeze for later serving.

 

[ShihTzuTylenol]

aaaw great advice DQ, my kids LOVE mac and cheese

 

[zoltanspawn]

I think there is a misconception that only fast food is unhealthy. There is a lot of processed food being served in many sit-down restaurants.

The notion of 'processed food' needs more definition to be meaningful.

 

[PreTTy PeTe]

Thinking of going to Dangerous Dan's tonight

I think my heart can handle it.....

24oz burger served with a quarter pound of cheese, a quarter pound of bacon, and 2 fried eggs. Also comes with a large shake and a small poutine.

 

[curiousunistudent]

^^ Oh. My. God. How could one fit that in their mouth?!?!

 

[PreTTy PeTe]

^^ Oh. My. God. How could one fit that in their mouth?!?!

boy you can't possibly imagine what I can fit in my mouth