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[PreTTy PeTe]

you fucking perv !! start with a finger before you get to a fist k?? I'm virginal !! and t he lock is kinda rusty

that tongue of yours makes me crazy - and you wouldn't want to scare me off with a big fist, woodya/?

**blushes*** then pants --- then throbs !! then -- Oh God

all from the same person.....

 

[Willie Boy]

O'shit

This one's my favorite!

You're bad! I like that!

Cattle Prod Enemas? Oh God, here come the nightmares

And another good one

Preach it! Damn! I almost caught the holy ghost fever!

And one more

I hear Malcolms voice in my head every time I read your posts, as if he were the one commenting. Weird, I know...

 

[Kester]

Can i put my hand on your marbles and playthings?

silly rabbit - what else do you want in your ass?

me, you, random unlocked car, now.

Is it ok if I facefuck you?

How's this for a comment:

..........

 

[Willie Boy]

I'd post some if I fucking got them. Come on faggots, send me some fucking comments.

lol

If you had asked nicely I would have, but with an attitude like that you can just forget it!

 

[justsimon]

eat your veggies Simon! LOL

If you're as kinky as Kristina is with her crayons.....will 8:00 be okay for me to show up?

I was going to have some Eel Donburi, but I'd just eaten it the night before...

guess you don't wanna snack on a little sausage? it's all beef !

Stop being so reasonable !!

your response was far superior then mine. sadly enough i took the guy seriously.

. .

 

[morgaes]

You and I should have a drink together - no fisticuffs, though! (WTF is a fisticuff? )

Don't they teach you anything over there?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fisticuffs

 

[LilBit]

Is that what yew had said?

I'll agree to this if you tattoo "Show Me Your Tits" on yours.

OMNOMNOM *poot* FUUUUUUUUUU-

are you children even allowed to be up this late?

(Just for the record, I'm over thirty. That officially makes me a bitter old queen.)

 

[Joshua_me]

I've come back to this thread 3 times and bust out laughing every time I read your comment, sir. You frequently make me laugh on JUB, so just a quick thanks. Cheers


Really? If I'm standing naked in that parking space with a stiffy, would you back into me


Pfffft, 20? More like 2 cent whore, got change for a nickel ?

 

[ChickenGuy]

A few of my recent ones....

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good one...damn, now you're stealing my lines

Very sweet!

So you don't want to be my husband?

Arf arf ruff ruff arf.Arf ruff arf arf arf arf arf arf,ruff ruff arf! xo

Good one

OMG I love you.

hehe you licked your own dick. hehe

Love it! LOL

Yesssss bruv!! Thanks for the kinds words, geez!

Oh Em Gee.... You Win!

LMFAO yes!!

And you so get a blowjob from me for posting that clip.

 

[Ekim23]

few ones

You are so full of shit. lol What ????

Elvin is VERY picky. I know! Love that line

grr baby! grrr to u too

Haha you are a shit-stirrer! Great result last night btw...
Put the blame on me

 

[ashonfire]

I hadn't checked mine for ages until just now. Quite a few nice ones in there. This made me smile, from one of my favourite jubbers:

http://www.justusboys.com/forum/images/smilies/hysterical.gif http://www.justusboys.com/forum/images/smilies/hysterical.gif http://www.justusboys.com/forum/images/smilies/hysterical.gif http://www.justusboys.com/forum/images/smilies/hysterical.gif

For some reason I find it far more satisfying reading the URL for the intended GIF than actually seeing the little laughing dude. Very cute. I find technological ineptitude quite endearing.

 

[Willie Boy]

You and I should have a drink together - no fisticuffs, though! (WTF is a fisticuff? )

That's one of them there high falutin' fancy boy words for a fisty fight. Dang nabbit! Spell check don't understand the word falutin'!

 

[Corny]

It's a bit older, but I chuckle every time:

Wow, it really does look like I'm grabbing my junk... but it's so not my junk.

 

[derelictdarrel]

Only got two. Can't say they are particularly enamoring.

I'm not exactly 'well established' around here either...

 

[martin6]

Please, you were all of that at birth. The first baby ever to moan when the doctor slapped him on the butt.

AND.......

oh! i just imagined you in your corset and undergarments! excuse me while i commence heavy panting.

 

[BINOWGAYLATER]

Some recent ones:

If you're tried for murder, I will defend you.

holy shit, lmao, your so right and i didnt notice lmao.

ok i just snorted wine out my nose when I got to ur post... we think it> you say it ! thx for a big laff

Oh really? lol

Thanks for the kind comments

You're funny!!!!

 

[Willie Boy]

I swear I love you like free money. You make me so damn proud with posts like this one.

So what your saying is you just want me for my money???

 

[martin6]

yes! i am an illegal! i am here to ride the women and rape the horses! viva zapata!!

Thank you O JUBber Who Must Not Be Named.

 

[Willie Boy]

No way. I'm not a prostitue. I want that cherry that you keep talking about.

When (other than now) have I ever talked about cherries?

 

[Reality101]

I can't even begin to imagine what you're going through. That's really tough. Keep cherishing the moments you have now with her. And considering the marvelous job she did in raising you, she'll always live on with/thru you in spirit

A lot of good comments. Some that turn me on, some that crack me up and some that make me smile. This one is by far the best though. Thank you you sweet son of a bitch. You don't even know what you did with this