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[ravenstar]

You supply the drinks, i'll supply the sleeping quarters.

I love ur cheekiness..this thread is dull with lookism

Ha ha. Love the barb about customer designed job.

*makes out with you*

 

[JayHawk]

That made me laugh so hard I pooped a little.

I want to bury my face in your crotch.

OMG! I wanna lick that chest. I knew you were cute, but.... (love those pits)

we're OVER

and my favorite of the favorites....

God i so want you to fuck me,

 

[fetaby]

Just got a fresh one tonight.

Seriously, you're an ass. And I'm going to say that quite directly. You don't know anything about California.

 

[refujiunderground]

holy shit. i apologize to everybody i didn't say thank you to or responded back in the comment section. i just saw that shit for the first time since i registered and there's tons of comments from way back. i didn't even know my shit was active like that. i didn't think anybody used it like that. that's crazy.

 

[star-warrior]

Please don't defecate into my teacups. :~( That's what the soup bowls are for.

 

[Anders123]

Just got a fresh one tonight.

When I first heard that people use the comments feature to express negativity, I was actually quite shocked. To me, it seems like a place for quips, banter, positivity and praise. But ever since then, deep down a part of me has wanted someone to snap and abuse me just to see what it's like.

What's a guy gotta do to effectively requisition some genuine hostility around here?

 

[sixthson]

In response to one of my threads about my family, one of the more prolific posters here said "Ugh...I hate this kind of story".

 

[LilBit]

Seriously, if making sense of [name deleted] was any harder, it'd be my cock when I'm nailing babies to the wall.

:~O

Ya know,I never realized you were bisexual at all,lol!I like my titties in small doses myself,but I appreciate the enthusiasm!

And I appreciate the titties.

That bitch! :lol

Hey! That's my grandmother's dog you're talking about!

 

[Anders123]

Seriously, if making sense of [name deleted] was any harder, it'd be my cock when I'm nailing babies to the wall.

Oh my... what kind of twisted, deranged, maniacal degenerate would dare say something so abhorrent? JUB is home to some truly psychotic individuals.

In response to one of my threads about my family, one of the more prolific posters here said "Ugh...I hate this kind of story".

Well on the bright side, I'll always be here to cancel him out by making it very clear how much I adore them.

 

[G-Lexington]

Some recent ones. Mostly positive, although there are a few neutral-and-random ones.

* doesn't that look like a snake with fangs??
* I HATE the mental masturbation in this thread.
* Don't be hatin' on my Snowwhiteasuarus.
* Stop being so formal and just address it as milking. You surely do NOT use a scythe for it.
* As always I love your post, found it moving even. I envy your liberty of mind.
* Destination: my hometown. Sights: my ceiling. Sex: me.
* you sir, are a most interesting man.

Thank you, one and all.

Lex

 

[JayHawk]

SOme of the better works....

** Yeah,he's pretty cute..I'd love to cum on his face..

** God i so want you to fuck me,

** Offensive comment removed by moderator. <--

** That made me laugh so hard I pooped a little.

** It'd be hot to see you picking him up and pounding away.

** What a dick, and not the good kind.

 

[JC2008]

One of my best friends:

"Get a panic button installed, push it when your stressed and i'll come make you laugh!"

 

[zoltanspawn]

I'm fond of one my most recent:

FUCK YOU

Though it took some warming up to.

 

[GL]

"Sure, you'd have to come to Denmark though, but our shower is large enough to fit three"

Oh my... I really need to get a passport

 

[G-Lexington]

>>>I've seen the reference to "mental masturbation" on several forums. What does it mean? I just can't grok it.

You know the amateur self-pics section? Where people rub their cocks until they're fully hard, and then take a picture, to show how sexy they are? Well, like that...but using words. And not to show how hot you are, but how learned you are. (As opposed to how quick-witted, wise, or even smart you are.). Generally, it involves name-dropping authors and theories in an off-handed manner - "No doubt you're aware of the running theme through Hessa's later works...". Some would extend MM to include generic showing-off of intelligence, but I tend to stick with this basic definition.

MOLLY: Wildcat, what's snow?
WILDCAT (looks around, then picks up a bowling ball): You see this?
MOLLY: ...yeah...
WILDCAT (thinking): Well...it's completely different.

Lex

 

[GL]

New favorite comment.. "You'll never know if you don't come?"

Pardon me while I retreat to the privacy of my room and masturbate lol

 

[G-Lexington]

And after you finish, you presumably will know.

How many guys are trying to lure you to their city now?

Lex

 

[GL]

And after you finish, you presumably will know.

How many guys are trying to lure you to their city now?

Lex

Just those two gorgeous men.

I know who said that, and I demand an orgy.

How about we get together before we start inviting others over?

 

[G-Lexington]

>>>Just those two gorgeous men.

Which of us is getting lucky first?

Some recent ones.

* I love your backhair!

* I'm going to have a little nap, sadly, alone.

* I'm amazed that you never tire of being the good guy and just hitting back with a boatload of sarcasm. Kudos to you, seriously.

Lex

 

[Musik2400]

I have a couple which are the "" smiley, or things like it. I like them because its usually on posts where I've attempted to put an idiot in their place because they were being offensive lol. But some of my favourites are:

"lol @ cuz your bottom line kind of sucks monkey ass Love it."

Now that is a cool tattoo!

those are some fine examples...and Pat is a Twit

Okay, you got me. I'll kill you later - right now I have to stop a heart attack thingie.

^This is one is one of my favourites. it was left on my post in the "Crimeshow hottie" trick thread I put up lol

I like you

And , the one that gave me the biggest laugh was one I got only a couple days ago:

I was going to make some sort of "Well, at least you're drinking Coors Light - maybe your partner should switch to Diet Coke?" but I'm guessing the levity would be lost. This exactly the most lighthearted of threads...

And while it wasn't a comment, but an actual quoted reply in the thread mentioned above, I also laughed hard when I read this one:

I'd watch you guys do it.

I have yet to get any "negative" ones perse. a couple neutral ones, and a few jokes and stuff related to my post... but most of them are people just giving me props for something I've said lol.