Chapter Nineteen - Hollis
It felt good, in a sexy kind of way, to put on my old lacrosse uniform. Today, the lax uniform is just a copy of a soccer uniform; but the old version was distinctive and had deep slits up the outside seam of the pant leg. The slits provided brief attention-grabbing views of players' well-developed thighs, a part of the body I find very sexy. My old uniform had the slits. Some of the more traditional schools like UVA and Georgetown still have the old style slits, but the tradition is dying out. Not enough gays involved in the uniform selection process, I guess.
To my relief the old uniform still fit. I've only gained about five pounds since school; but I can tell even if everybody else says I haven't changed a bit. I decided not to wear a cup mostly because they're not that comfortable, like at all; and I had no idea how long this session with Inglis was going to take. Even the drive to Fairfax would have been long enough to cause thigh chafing – one of the downsides to a manual shift.
The visitors lot at George Mason isn't especially convenient to Professor Inglis's office so I had to walk across enemy territory wearing a JMU uniform. I was disappointed that nobody recognised it. GMU is a pretty nerdy campus. I got to Inglis's office and was surprised to see another lacrosse player, this one wearing the GMU uniform – no slits. I asked him, “Are you waiting to see Professor Inglis, too?” He just stared at me and eventually nodded yes. “Hi, I'm Hollis ...” I began.
“... Harris,” he finished my sentence. “I'm Joe Evans. I actually played in two games against you.”
“I'm sorry. I don't remember, but it's good to meet you.”
“I was a
Freshmen and you were a senior. I played about two minutes both times once we had a loss in the bag.”
“Yeah, not to rub it in, GM didn't have much of a team those years. Better now, much better.”
“I remember you. You were my idol.”
“Why? What did I do to deserve that honor?”
“Aside from being a good attacker, you were hot and popular and openly g ...” Joe was cut off.
The door opened. “Gentlemen,” Professor Inglis said by way of inviting us in. “Sit down, please.” He waited for us to get settled in our seats. “You both took the time to recommend Maron Grand to me. I want to let you know I appreciated it but I would have given Maron my best recommendation for the World Bank internship even without you. Thirty years from now he will probably be running the World Bank.”
“Professor, can I say I hardly recognized you? You look like ...”
“Twenty years younger?”
“Exactly,” I said.
“I've been in a stem cell therapy trial. On the one hand, I look much younger. On the other hand, I have no lead in the pencil. Is that phrase still used?”
“No, but I guess you mean you can't get it up.” Joe fidgeted and looked at the floor.
“Yes. You two and I have a history. Of the men I knew over the years, you two were the most willing to spend time with me. I got a sense that you actually liked our sessions. There was no feeling of compulsion or coercion.”
“I was totally willing; eager even,” Joe admitted. “You were my only outlet and I liked what we did.”
“I needed a grade and I didn't worry too much about what I did to get it. But I'll admit if I didn't like it back then, I wouldn't have done it.”
“So that brings us to today. I don't want to do anything with you. I was hoping that you two might like to enjoy each other. And perhaps I might find that arousing. You were my favorites. If you want to, of course. No pressure. I couldn't pressure you with anything anyway.”
“Actually you could. I was going to ask you for a grad school recomendation for myself.”
Inglis spoke into a hand mike. “Grad school 4 form for Joseph Evans.” His printer came to life and spit out two sheets of paper; he signed the second. “Here's my best recommendation. No strings.”
“Wow,” was Joe's comment, then conversation sort of lagged.
“You don't have to make any decision today, of course,” Inglis said. “In fact I have a five o'clock appointment scheduled in any case.” He looked at Joe, staring into space. “What's so fascinating, Mr. Evans?”
“I was looking at that patch of sunlight on the floor. Have you heard the theory that sunlight on your testicles increases testosterone by over one hundred percent? Supposed to be between ten and twenty minutes exposure. You don't want a sunburn in those parts. We have time to try fifteen minutes before your next appointment.”
“Seriously?” the professor asked.
“Seriously. Absolutely. I read it one the internet,” Joe confirmed. “We could all lie on the floor over there. Do y'all want to try it. What have we got to lose? It's a late in the day. No risk of a burn.” Two minutes later with the windows open the three of us were lying in direct sunlight with shirts pulled up and pants pulled down.
“You know it does feel pretty good,” Inglis admitted. Joe just gave a contented sigh. “Hollis, what is so fascinating on your phone?”
“Well, according to a google search, sunshine does enhance testosterone production, but there's one report that says it's just the sun shining on you anywhere. Doesn't have to be on your testicles.”
“Who wrote that?” Joe asked.
“Doctor Reba Malik, a board-certified urologist.”
“NO BALLS! She has no balls!” Joe stated the obvious. “Science is all about by measuring. If you can't measure it, it ain't science. She has no clue to how guys feel about their balls. How do you measure feelings? You can't measure feelings. I feel very favorable toward my balls. If my balls and I are happy, I feel sexier. Like I said, NO BALLS. She has no clue.”
Inglis chuckled and said, “It's a possible criticism.” And then laughed out loud.
“You know, it does feel good,” I admitted. “Very good, in fact.”
“Professor, I think your dick is in the way of full sun. Let me ...” Joe adjusted Inglis's dick so it lay sideways, giving the light full access. “Professor, you want me to try maybe sucking it a little?”
Inglis laughed out loud. “I knew I picked the right two people for this.” Joe leaned over and was about to try; but Inglis said, “No time. My next interview may come early. Tanning the balls may have a future place in my routine.” He rose and pulled his clothes back into position. “Boys - sorry, I shold say gentlemen - think about it and text me. Sunday afternoon is open, or we can work something else out, if that doesn't work.”
Joe and I exited the office and saw another young man in lacrosse clothes waiting. He grunted an acknowledgement and went in. “Wow!” was Joe's coment. “I wonder what he's doing with that dude.”
“It might be a legitimate appointment on accounting. Might could ...” Joe looked at me and we both laughed, pretty sure the meeting had zero to do with accounting.
“As long as you're dressed, want to join a pick up game of lacrosse near my house? We get together every Friday, sometimes Saturday, afternoon. Six or sometimes ten guys, all former players. Get something to eat after ...” He looked for my answer. “Ah, come on … It'll be fun.”
“I didn't bring a cup.”
“It's not a killer game. Those sun-warmed balls will be perfectly safe. We've got exta sticks.”
I followed him to Great Falls. I had a sinking feeling when he pulled into a long driveway that was two properties away from Ruslan's house. There were about five or six guys already gathered in a lagre open field in between the houses. I parked next to Joe and we walked over to the field.
“Hollis!” I heard a call. It wasn't Ruslan. You know that weirdness when you hear a voice you know but it's out of context? “Hollis!” He ran up to us. “I didn't kow you knew Joe!”
“Maron! You live around here?” He pointed to the next house partly visible through a tree-break.
“Hey Joe,” Maron said a little shyly. “Yes, it's a hotbed of lax players around here. You've even got your old uniform on. Cool. Let me introduce you.”
Before he had a chance, Ruslan said hello. We attempted a hug, but it was clumsy and we didn't connect well. “Ruslan, how's married life?” I asked him. “Good,” was his one word answer.
“You know Russ, too? Wait! Russ is Ruslan? Small world!” said Maron, not yet putting all the twos and twos together. “So this is Matt Overby and Phil Jankowski. Phil is Polish as in from Poland. This is Hollis Harris who used to play for James Madison and works where I interned this spring.”
Matt Overby, who seemed in charge, stepped in and introduced two other players. “So, four man teams, no goalees, the team with the ball plays all attackers, they other team, all defenders. There's the goal.” He pointed to one real lax goal. You get possession, you take the ball behind a line between those two trees and then turn back to the goal. Ok? Got it? No cup checks. Checking only above the waist. Socialize later. Let's play, I gotta leave early.”
The exercise felt great. Worked out, stretched out, an exhilarating hour flew by. Of course in that kind of game there are no serious winners or losers, just the joy of playing. Only the heavy breathing gave away how out of shape I was.
“You were amazing, Hollis. Three goals, as good as ever.”
“Bullshit, but thank you. Uh … We probably ought to talk about what to do with Inglis.”
“Yeah, let's grab a couple bottles od water from Maron and we can talk.”
We sat leaning against a rock in dappled light away from the houses. We could have been in the Shenandoah, it was so quiet.
“What are we going to do?” Joe asked.
“I guess the first question is what do we want to do. Do you even want to do anything?”
“Well, we already tanned out balls, so I guess you mean real sex. Hollis, I have to tell you for three years I had the biggest crush on you. It started in my last year of prep school. You were so hot and openly gay.”
“I wasn't out then. In fact nobody knew.”
“Dude, everybody knew. You were famous in some places – like among gay guys - just for being yourself. Everybody on my lax team knew, although I have to say my lax team was pretty gay.”
“They had a special gay team?”
“No, the team roster was about sixty guys and maybe five of us were gay, that I know of, and we all talked about you. Used to go to JMU games just to see you.”
“I had no idea. I thought I was pretty low key.”
“That's why we liked you so much, I think. 'Cause you never made a big deal about anything. Ok, kind of embarrassing, I used to jack off thinking about you.”
I laughed. “So I guess that means you's be ok with us having sex.”
“You know I already checked off some items from my sexual bucket list. Get to meet Hollis – check. Get to see him naked, ok, mostly naked – check. Anything more is pure bonus.” He smiled at me and waited for my answer. I didn't know what to say. Shyly, he asked if he could kiss me. I got a very brief kiss on the mouth.
“Joe, that wasn't much of a kiss.” I took his face in my hands and pulled him to me. It was a much better kiss. In fact, Joe was an awesome kisser. To steady himself he put a hand on my chest. We repositioned and kissed again. He slid his hand down to my cock. Nothing aggressive, just exploratory.
He broke the kiss and said, “Jesus, that's a big cock.”
“Not really, just thick.”
“It's big, Hollis, and I can feel it getting bigger.” He kissed me again. “I've never taken one that big.”
“You don't have to do anything you don't want to do, Joe.” I kissed him back. I liked the feel of his hand on me. I pulled back and looked at him. “Now I get to say hot stuff about you. Like, you're very good looking.”
“My nose it too big,” he answered.
“Your nose is that charming touch of humanity that saves you from the boredom of mere perfection.” I gave his nose a little kiss.
“That was … you just made that up on the spot? The best thing anybody has ever told me.”
“I've been reading a little poetry lately.”
“Poetry! Wow.”
“No, Pushkin. I started with Ruslan and Ludmila and kind of got hooked. Eugene Onegin is much better.”
In a complete change of topic, he asked, “Can I suck your dick?” I pulled my shorts down. “That's a big dick, Hollis. Don't tell me it isn't.”
Was he a terrific cocksucker? I have no idea. He barely got his mouth on me before I came. I came so fast it was embarrassing. “Joe, I'm sorry. I don't usually ...”
“So you like me, huh?” Joe teaased. I practically ripped his shorts off and paid him back. He was much better controlled; it took him a good five minutes to fill my mouth to overflowing.
I went back to his house. His mom was out he said and we snacked on cold leftover pizza. It tasted great. The 'let's go to bed' idea was mutual. I suggested he fuck me as a practice session for Inglis and his reaction was disbelief. It was a brief reaction followed by a very nice warm up and delivery. He stayed in and on me while he got his breath back. Perfect, really, that's all I can call it.
“EEEEKK!!! Is that you, Joey???” The shadowy figure turned away. “What are you … EEEKK!” A female form left the rrom and shut the door. We disentangled ourselves.
“Oh, shit. That was my mother, I'm pretty sure. As they say, she could fuck up a wet dream.”
Mom returned with a warning. “I'm going out for an hour. Get out of my house. Don't be here when I get back.”
Joe was upset of course. “She knows I'm gay. Why is she suddenly so … What am I going to do?”
“You could stay with me.”
“Tonight?”
“As long as you want,” I told him. Thank God, he said yes.