FINDING DARIN
Part 33
With the south building finally finished, Steve and his crew were working to give the outside of the buildings and the surrounding areas a more professional look. A privacy fence had been constructed behind the two buildings blocking the view of the house at the rear of the property. Over sixty tons of limestone gravel was hauled in to finish the driveway that ran from the road and surrounded the buildings. With opening day fast approaching, Brady was busy arranging entertainment, securing temporary housing, if it was needed, and hiring new staff members in preparation for the grand opening celebration. It had taken most of the rest of the week after the offices were set into place to bring them to a point of actually being able to move in but, as Darin had said, the wait was worth it. Steve had moved the rear doors from the ends of the building and lined them up with the doors in each of the two kennel buildings, a short breezeway connecting them. The actual office structure was centered in front of the two buildings, facing the road. The driveway cut the property almost into equal halves with a large parking area in front of the office itself.
With Steve’s help, they had purchased six small trailer homes, for five hundred dollars each, and grouped them along the south edge of the property, around the one Rodney owned. Three of the homes were ten feet wide and fifty feet long and would be positioned along the fence line, parallel with the driveway once the concrete runners and patio were finished. Two of the others, being eight feet wide and forty feet long, were similar to Rodney’s and had been placed on either side of his. The sixth one, a twelve feet by forty, was by far the nicest of the bunch and needed the least amount of refurbishing. It was set in closest to the house, on an angle to the others. Steve and his crew had replaced all of the windows and doors and built new cabinets in all of them while Luke painted each one. Steve had drawn up plans to construct a carport and storage building for each of the trailers once they were in place.
Almost two weeks had passed since Adam had been shot. Brady, dressed in his familiar red polo shirt and khaki pants, was seated at his desk. It was just past ten on Monday morning and he had already taken several calls from and arranged interviews for prospective staff members. At ten fifteen, his phone rang again. Picking up, he said, "Black Sheep Farm Animal Rescue, how can I help you?" Graham, wearing his new rainbow collar, looked up from his doggy bed, stretched and yawned and laid his head on his paws. .
"I’m hoping to speak with the manager," the young man replied.
"I’m Brady, I’m the manager," he returned, "What can I do for you?"
"My name is Dylan Edwards and I saw your ad on the Internet for a staff veterinarian," the man said, "I’d like to know if you’ve filled the position yet."
"Not yet," Brady responded. "Can you get your resume to me?"
"What would be the best way for me to do that?" Dylan asked.
"Well, Dylan, you can send it through email, fax or regular mail," Brady told him.
"I have some other questions if you don’t mind."
"Certainly, go ahead."
"Are you just looking for a vet or are you also looking for technicians?" Dylan asked.
"We’d like to hire at least four techs as well," Brady informed him. "Do you know a likely candidate?"
"My wife, Tina, is a vet tech and it would be great if she could work with me."
"I’ll certainly be happy to give her an interview. When can you come in?" Brady opened his calendar and picked up a pencil.
"That might take a couple of days," Dylan said, chuckling. "Right now, we live in Oregon. I’m finishing my residency here and I really want to work for a place like yours."
"I see," Brady laughed as well. "Can you fax your resumes to me today then? That way I can look them over and have my partner give you a call in the morning." Brady quickly gave him the fax number as well as his cel phone number.
"That sounds great," Dylan responded. "Tina’s at work right now but we both work the late shift tomorrow so, we’ll be here in the morning," he added before they both hung up.
Becky had entered the office as Brady was hanging up. He turned to her and stated, "Well, it looks like we may have found our staff vet." Just then, the fax machine picked up and began receiving a transmission. "That’s probably his resume now."
"Outstanding," she replied, placing some papers on his desk. "This is a letter from a Greyhound rescue group," she began, "They want to know if they can bring some dogs over and set up during our carnival."
Brady looked at the top sheet containing several pictures of some of the dogs the group had helped rescue. "Absolutely," he agreed. "The more groups like that we can get hooked up with, the better."
Retrieving the papers, she smiled and said, "I’ll call them and let them know. Oh, there’s a young man here who wants to speak to you about helping out."
Smiling, Brady replied, "Show him in."
She stepped into the hallway and called out, "Josh, you can come in now." A few seconds later, she returned with Cathy, holding the hand of their six-year-old son. "Josh, this is Brady. Tell him what you asked me."
With his middle two fingers of his left hand hooked into his lower lip, Josh blushed violently and leaned against Cathy’s leg. He pulled at the hem of his SpongeBob tee shirt before, finally, after some prodding, he looked at Brady and asked, "Can I hayoop take cawe ub da aminals?" He smiled, revealing the fact that he was missing two upper teeth.
Brady stepped from behind his desk. Squatting down beside the youngster, he asked, "What would you like to help with?"
"I wanna hayoop feed ‘em an’ gibb ‘em watew an’ gibb ‘em tweat’th an’ cwean up d’er poop."
"Well, I’m sure we can find something for you to do around here, Josh," Brady told him. "In fact, I think Graham needs to go outside for a walk. Would you like to take him?"
Josh nodded vigorously. "Uh-huh," he said, clapping his hands with excitement. "Can Mommy Becky go wiff me?" he asked, patting his legs to get Graham’s attention. "C’mon Gwayam," he called as the dog rose from his bed and stretched before moving toward the door. Becky took Josh’s hand and they followed Graham outside, leaving Cathy behind.
"I’m sorry about having to bring him to work with us," she said. "I don’t have anyone else who can watch him since my mom’s taking care of my aunt in Tulsa."
"It’s perfectly okay," Brady said, placing his hand on hers. "I don’t really see a problem."
"It’s been a struggle with him. We tried to get him into kindergarten last year but he’s just too far behind the other kids. The teachers felt it was in his best interest to wait a year."
"He seems fine to me. Other than the speech thing, I mean."
"He’ll probably always have some sort of speed impediment," she said. "My ex husband did a lot of drugs and…" She lowered her head and paused. "I’m ashamed to say, I smoked my share of pot when I was pregnant with him. His doctor thinks that might be what caused him to be slow."
Brady smiled. "Or, it could be that God knew you needed a special kid and he gave you Josh." He placed his hand on hers once again and added, "Don’t beat yourself up."
"Thank you," she replied, "You always know just the right thing to say."
There was a tap on the door as Darin entered followed by Rodney and Adam. "I’m back," he announced, stepping into the office. "And look who’s here, good as new."
Rodney entered and spread his arms, revealing the fact that his cast was gone. His left arm was noticeably more pale than his right. He flexed his hand and turned it over to show his range of motion. "I have to wear these special boots, with steel supports in the sides, for a couple months, though," he said, hiking up his pant legs to show the high topped footwear. "Other than that, I’m ready to start shoveling sh…. I mean poop." He looked at Cathy and blushed.
"It’s okay, Honey, I say, ‘shit’ all the time," she teased. "You might as well say it too."
"But don’t say shit in front of the K-I-D," Brady warned, laughing. "What about you, Adam?" he asked.
"I say shit all the time," he joked. "Oh, that’s not what you meant?" He giggled and winked at Cathy. "Got my bandages off and I can go back to work next week," he added, more seriously. "They’re puttin’ me on desk patrol, though."
"Ugh, that sucks," Cathy stated.
"And NOT in the good way!" Brady and Rodney both said while everyone laughed.
The group exchanged more small talk while Brady excused himself to take another phone call. As they stood in the front hallway, Adam leaned in and kissed Rodney on the cheek. "What’s that for?" Rodney asked, blushing.
"For being honest with me," Adam replied. "I know it couldn’t have been easy for you to tell me you didn’t feel the same way about wanting a relationship."
"I just thought you deserved better," Rodney said. "I still love you. I mean that."
"I know, I love you too."
"Jake’s a great guy, you both deserve to be happy."
"I just hope you can find someone and settle down some day," Adam said, stroking Rodney’s hair.
"Some day, maybe," Rodney replied. "Right now, I’m just not ready. Besides, I’m gonna be working the rest of my life to pay back these guys for all they’ve done for me."
"You just concentrate on getting back on your feet and don’t worry about it," Darin advised. "We’re happy to do it," he added, excusing himself when Brady motioned that he needed something.
"So, are you still gonna quit your job and transfer here?" Rodney asked when they were alone once more.
Shaking his head, Adam replied, "I’m still gonna resign but I’m joining the County Humane Law Enforcement team here."
"I didn’t realize they had one too," Rodney said. "That’s great."
"They didn’t. Tom Jefferson talked them into creating it. He’ll be the lead officer and I’ll be working directly under him."
"That’s right, I heard him and his wife were volunteering here. That’s awesome." A devilish grin crossed Rodney’s face as he added, "I sure wouldn’t mind getting under him myself."
"Hands off, Mister," Adam warned. "You know, they’re already referring to the two of us as the ‘Mutt and Jeff of H.L.E.’."
With a chuckle, Rodney admitted, "Well, it’s no wonder, he’s like, what, six four and you’re five eight."
"I’m really looking forward to working with him though, he and his wife are both super people."
"I know, Brady said they jumped right in and have done a lot for the shelter already," Rodney agreed. "She called around to some of the Vet’s offices and got them to donate their extra supplies."
Adam glanced at his watch. "Well, I’m gonna see if I can meet Jake for lunch," he said. Poking his head into Brady’s office he called out, "See ya, guys."
"Will you be here for dinner?" Brady hollered before Adam got to the door.
"I’ll call and let you know," Adam yelled back. "Later."
Rodney stood in the open door and watched as Darin and Brady poured over Dylan and Tina’s resumes. "He was in the top five percent in his class," Brady pointed out. "And she’s no slouch either."
"But, can we afford to pay them what they’re worth?" Darin reasoned.
"They both state that, ‘salary is negotiable.’ We don’t have any candidates for a vet and only a couple of techs that have applied," Brady argued. "At least talk to them and see what they have in mind."
"There’s no harm in that," Darin agreed. "What if we offered them one of the trailers as part of their salary package?" he asked, turning the calculator toward where he stood and quickly entering some numbers. Taking a pen from the cup, he wrote down a total on a post-it note.
"We could offer them one of the ten by fifty’s," Brady suggested. "I think Jake wants the twelve wide and Adam talked about the one eight wide."
"You still haven’t told me what my rent’s gonna be," Rodney piped up.
Darin looked up and winked. "You can’t afford it," he teased. "Trust me it’s gonna be substantial."
"That’s what I’m afraid of," the blond said, grimacing. "Yikes, am I gonna have to take to turnin’ tricks again to pay for it?"
Looking up from his figuring, his brow set, Darin replied, "I certainly hope you’ll come to me before you resort to that again."
"I was joking," Rodney insisted. "I don’t want to ever go back to those days either."
"Good," Darin said, returning to his numbers.
Rodney shifted his weight from one foot to the other. "I think I’ll go see what Becky has for me to do," he said as he turned to leave. "By the way, thanks for everything. I really love you guys."
"It’s our pleasure," Brady responded. "We love having you here and I’m glad you’re staying."
"Me too,’ Darin added. "Now get to work so we can figure this out," he scolded, winking again.
When Rodney had left, Brady turned to Darin. "You want to just give Dylan a call now and talk money with him?"
Darin thought for a moment. "I’d just as soon know what kind of salary they’d need so we can add it to the payroll budget."
Picking up his phone, Brady punched the number listed on the cover letter. After a moment, he said, "Dylan… this is Brady Tortellino at Black Sheep Farm…Good…. I got your resume and my partner, Darin would like to speak to you…. Good, just a sec." He handed the phone to Darin and leaned back in his chair as he watched the older man negotiate with Dylan.
It took Darin just twenty minutes to work out a tentative agreement for both Dylan and Tina to come to work for them. In addition to what Darin later called, a very reasonable salary request, it was agreed that they would move into one of the ten by fifty trailers. Dylan explained that their only form of transportation was an old motor home that was not at all economical to drive but, since they lived within a few blocks of the clinic where they both worked, they usually rode their bicycles or walked. Darin agreed that, because the farm was outside the city, he would purchase a moderately priced car for them to use as well. "I’ll get those contracts faxed out to you later this afternoon," Darin promised before he hung up. "Okay, talk to you soon," he added. Hanging up the phone he turned to Brady. "They’ll be here the middle of next week," he said, smiling.
"What makes you so sure?" Brady quizzed.
"Just a feeling," Darin said, scratching his cheek. "He told me they’ve been living in her aunt’s guesthouse for the past eighteen months and in their RV before that. I think adding the trailer home pretty much sealed the deal."
"But, won’t he have to give notice where he’s at now?’
"He said he’s finished with his residency on Thursday so, he’s free to go anywhere he wants. They’re not able to offer him a permanent position where he is," Darin added.
"So, their loss is our gain, huh?" Brady mused. "Sweet!"
****
Brady and Darin spent the remainder of the morning discussing their interview strategy. It was decided that both men would have copies of each resume and application and they would both interview each applicant independently. That way, they could assess each one without any bias from the other. Five interviews were set up for that afternoon and the first to arrive was a peppy little bundle of insanity named Toni, with an ‘I’, as she liked to point out.
She walked into the office wearing a lime green pantsuit with a gold lame blouse and matching gold shoes with spike heels. Her purse was huge and just a slightly darker shade of lime than her outfit. When she removed her gold scarf, her hair was a mass of bleached blond curls and her makeup was, to say the least, just ever so over the top. She had dark green eye shadow and enough eyeliner to mark a highway exit. Her nails were long and brightly painted in various shades of green from emerald to hunter. When they saw her step out of her, bright orange, late model Volkswagen Beetle, Darin almost did one of those ‘spit takes’ from all of the comedy shows. He had just taken a sip of coffee when she parked, nearly on top of the cement stop, in front of the building and turned to see who was driving the car. "God, she looks like a cross between Pamela Anderson and Barbie," he joked. She checked her makeup in the mirror before she smoothed her clothes, hoisted herself from the car and walked around behind it.
Toni arrived fifteen minutes early for her appointment because, as she put it, "I don’t drive very well so I, like, wanted to make sure I could, like, find the place without having an accident. That way if I did, like, have an accident, I wouldn’t be late and I just hate being late because, you know, if I’m late for an interview what is the employer going to think about me? I mean, I’m sure they’ll think I’m just going to be, like, late all the time and I don’t want them to think I’m going to be late all the time because, you know, I just hate being late." Her voice alone would cause every dog in the place to bay at the moon. Never had Brady heard anything like it. If he had heard her on the phone, he would have thought she was about eight years old.
Brady had volunteered to interview her first, a feat he regretted for the rest of the day. Since she was early, he decided to get on with the interview. "Have a seat," he told her. "I’m Brady, and you are?"
"I’m Toni, with an ‘I’. I know a lot of people are, like, confused because when they hear my name is Toni they think it’s, like, Tony with a ‘y’ which is, of course, a boy’s name but I’m a girl and, you know, girls spell it Toni with an ‘I’. A lot of people think Toni is short for Antoinette but, it’s, like, not, it’s just Toni…"
"With an ‘I’," Brady repeated. "Got it." He began looking at her resume. "I don’t really see a lot of experience working with animals," he pointed out.
"Oh, well, I’m, like, more of a people person. I mean, you know, people really like me because they say I, like, put them at ease and they can really talk to me because I’m, you know, a really good listener. I thought I could, you know, answer the phones and stuff and maybe bring you guys’ coffee. And show the people who come in to adopt, you know, where to go and, like, look at the animals and help them fill out their applications and do, like, typing and filing and that kind of thing."
"I see," he said, "But I don’t really see a lot of clerical experience here either."
"Oh, I can type really good because, I can have, like, six chat sessions going at once, you know, when I’m online and chatting with lots of people. And, I mean, how hard is, like, filing and stuff. You just put it in that little chest of drawers thingy, right? And don’t they have, like, tabs with the letters on them and stuff? I mean, like, my name, Toni, with an ‘I’ would just be filed under ‘t’ for ‘Toni’, right? And your name, Brady would be filed under…" She paused to take a breath…finally.
"Actually, I would be filed under ‘t’ for Tortellino," he managed to say before she continued.
"No, you wouldn’t, your name is, like, Brady, isn’t that what you said? Brady would be filed under ‘b’ for Brady. That would be, you know, silly to file it under ‘t’, wouldn’t it? And I’m very good with, like, money and stuff. I balance my checkbook, like, almost every month and I almost never have any, you know, overdrafts and, like, that kind of thing. Maybe I could work in, you know, your payroll department. I write really nice, see." She paused again as she grabbed a pen off the desk and wrote her name on a sheet of paper, complete with a little heart over the ‘I’ at the end. She looked at him and pointed. "You know, that color looks really good on you."
"I’ll keep that in mind," Brady said, flipping through the first three pages of her six-page resume. He noticed a listing for a job working at a pet shop that he hadn’t seen before. "Can you tell me about when you worked at the ‘Fins and Feathers’ pet shop?"
"Oh, that," she began, wrinkling her nose, "I only worked there a week. They wanted me to clean up after the dogs and, like, I’m so sorry, I don’t pick up dog pooh, not even with, like, a Kleenex or anything. You have people that do that type of thing, right? Just looking at dog pooh makes me want to, like, hurl. I stepped in some once and, like, I had to burn my shoes. And they were really cute shoes too. I was, like, so bummed out because I, like, had to, you know, burn them. They were these really cute, like stiletto heels that really, like, made my legs look so good, you know. Don’t you think I have nice legs?" she asked, pulling up her pant leg and stretching her leg out to show him.
"They’re very nice," Brady replied. "Now, tell me more about how you feel about rescuing unwanted animals. How do you feel about the type of work we do?"
"Oh, I think, like, all animals should be wanted. It’s sad, really. I mean, I don’t want to have any pets because they’re, like, really smelly, and they, like, just go to the bathroom wherever they want to and, that’s just, you know, gross. And dogs don’t really like me because, like, I had this little dog once and he, like, kept running away and I’d call him, ‘Buster!’ but, he would never come home. One day, he ran away and I never heard from him again. Oh, and don’t even get me started on cats," she said, scooting to the front of her chair. She held up her right index finger and motioned for Brady to come closer. "They’re from Satan," she whispered, sitting back in her seat. "So, are you guys, like, gay or something?"
Brady sat, stupefied, staring at her. "Will you excuse me for a minute?" he finally said as he rushed from the room, closing the door behind him. He hurried into Darin’s office and leaned against the closed door. "Oh, my God!" he said in a stage whisper. He glanced at the clock on Darin’s desk and shook his head. "Please tell me I’ve been in there with her longer than ten minutes." He turned sideways and leaned in toward Darin. "Are my ears bleeding?" he asked.
"No, you’ve been in there about ten minutes," he pointed out, a huge smile on his face. "Can I assume we’re gonna forego the second interview?"
"Oh, like, NO Fucking way, pal," Brady said, laughing hysterically. "I have to sit through an interview with her, and so do you." They both burst into uncontrollable laughter. "Oh, God, I’m gonna pee my pants," Brady finally said as he tried to regain his composure. "Okay, I have to, like, go back in there now." He opened the door and, taking a deep breath, walked back to his office. Closing the door behind him, he returned to his seat, looked at Toni and said, "Okay. Well, thank you for coming in." He extended his hand to her and she took it gently in hers.
"So, like, do I have the job?" she asked.
Brady bit his lip, almost to the point of drawing blood. "Uh, not just yet," he finally said. "You’ll need to talk with my.. Uh…business partner and, then we’ll call you once we’ve finished with all the interviews. Just have a seat in the waiting area and I’ll let him know you’re ready to talk to him."
"Okay, well, like, thank you so much. I just know I’m going to, like, love working here," she added before she exited the room.
Brady picked up the phone and punched Darin’s number. Once she was gone, he said, "She’s all yours." He stood and walked to the door and closed it. Leaning his forehead against it, he whispered, "Not on, like, my fucking, you know, life."
Fifteen minutes later, Brady watched as Toni, with an ‘I’, sashayed out to her car and drove away. Darin rushed into his office. "Oh… MY GOD! I wanted to look at her and just scream, ‘Shut up! Shut the hell up!’ She never stopped, like, talking," he said, bursting into gales of laughter.
Managing to almost completely stop laughing, Brady looked at Darin and said, as seriously as he could muster, "I don’t know, I think we should, like, hire her." That brought more laughter from both of them.
Once they had begun to settle down a bit, Darin looked at Brady and said, "Just remember, if you hire her, you have to, you know, sleep sometime," which brought more laughter from them as Cathy and Becky entered the office. "Hey, Becky, did one of you set up an appointment with a Toni…?"
"With an ‘I’, remember," Brady interrupted, stifling a laugh.
"Aberdeen or something like that?" Becky asked, "I did, why?"
Brady looked at her in horror. "What the hell were you thinking?"
A devilish smile crossed her face. "I wanted to see what the body looked like that belonged to that voice," she stated. "I figured she had to be, like, Malibu Barbie on crack or something," she added.
Both men threw themselves into their chairs and screamed with hysterical laughter, kicking their feet and waving their arms. "Oh, you nailed it," Darin finally gasped. "Malibu Barbie, like, you know."
"Except her boobs and her ass were bigger than Barbie could ever be," Brady managed between laughs.
Cathy rolled her eyes and looked at the two. "You guys are nuts," she said, shaking her head as she and Becky returned to the kennel area.
****
The remainder of the interviews went much more smoothly than that first one. By the end of the day, it was decided to offer a position to two of them.
One of those that would be offered a position was an older lady name Ruth. Her gentle voice and sincerity put both men very much at ease. She explained that she and her late husband had raised toy poodles and that she had quite a bit of experience grooming her dogs. Because of her move to a retirement community that did not allow pets, she missed the interaction with her dogs, both of which had long since passed on. She pulled a tissue from her sleeve and dabbed at the corner of her soft gray eyes when she talked about her dogs. "I miss the little dears," she said softly. At the completion of their interview, she gently smoothed her gray hair and thanked both men for their consideration. When they discussed each interview later, both admitted that they wanted to ask Ruth to join their team almost immediately.
The second and, perhaps, the most memorable of the two that would be asked to join the Black Sheep team was a very small young man named Eric. When he entered the office, Brady noticed that the top of his head hit him about mid chest. Eric had stated that he would be willing to do ‘whatever needed to be done’ with regard to working at the shelter. He explained that he had always had a strong love for animals and, over the years, had worked with many different types including snakes and reptiles. Since Brady had little experience dealing with exotics, he felt that Eric could possibly become involved with that aspect of the operation. In their discussion of Eric, Darin had remarked, "He reminds me of a Chihuahua. He has no real concept of his size."
"Do you think that could be an issue?" Brady asked. "I mean, he’s not much bigger than Cathy’s son."
"I can’t really think it would be. He’s worked with animals before," Darin replied. "I kept looking at him when we were talking. Doesn’t he remind you of somebody?" he added.
"I thought the same thing but I can’t picture who he looks like," Brady said.
Darin smiled. "If you take away the goatee and the dark hair on his arms and give him more hair, he looks like I figured you did…when you were around ten or so."
Brady’s eyes widened. "You know, I was about his size when I was twelve." Then, with a giggle, he added, "I have my own Mini Me!"
TO BE CONTINUED