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Finish this saying: I'm happier than a....

Ellybelly909

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Looking for funny sayings that start with I'm happier than a....



I'll start:


I'm happier than a tick on a fat dog...


ANYONE ELSE GOT A GOOD ONE?
 
I'm happier than a cum throbbing cock in a nice tight ass.

Fixed it. Now it sounds appropriate.
 
Apparently, the polite variant about a century back was "happy as a pig in clover". Which I actually use, simply because it's weird. I've adopted other phrases for the same reason - "he's not the swiftest ship in the armada", "the place was hopping like a rabbit convention", "I was sweating worse than Paris Hilton taking her SAT", "well, skin me alive and call me fur pajamas".

Lex
 
Happier than a fox in a henhouse....


and the sex one......
Happier than a gay waterboy in the locker room after the game.
 
I'm happier than a kid in a candy store.

But maybe that's less cool than your guy's.
 
I'm happier than newly weds having their climax during honeymoon in Uruguay :lol:

I'm happier than maggots devouring stashes of dead flesh :lol2:
 
I am definitely more happier than a JUB moderator chosen to moderate a scat thread with many pictures.
 
Pig in shit was what came to mind when I saw the title of the thread...So, I guess I'll stick with that one.
 
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