Finish this saying: I'm happier than a....

[NineOfClubs]

I'm happier than a whore at Lent.

 

[Willie Boy]

He's happier than the horny dog humping your leg.

 

[NineOfClubs]

I'm happier than a sailor on shore.

 

[Willie Boy]

Happier than a cheese that's been cut.

 

[curiousunistudent]

I'm happier than a U.S. President after reading Nobel Prize Winning Economist Joseph Stiglitz's 4-Point plan For fixing the economy.

How sad am I, this one actually made me giggle a little bit!

 

[LilBit]

I'm happier than an unhappy person.

 

[Willie Boy]

Happier'n a fox in a hen-house.

 

[Ellybelly909]

Thanks again for all the great (and not so great) responses--almost 75 posts--that surprised me.


I'm now happier than a gay man in a NFL locker room passing out towels...

 

[bankside]

I'm happier than a gay man in a locker room collecting towels.

 

[Blatino]

Im happier than lady gaga caught in a bad romance

 

[NineOfClubs]

I'm happier than a vegetarian in India.

 

[rareboy]

Happier than a cat in a milking parlour.

 

[LilBit]

I'm happier than a person who is less happy than I am.

 

[Willie Boy]

Happier than a Hippo with a party mouse.

 

[yeahright1991]

I'm happier than your mother's cousin's tit.

 

[NineOfClubs]

I'm happier than an undertaker at a shootout.

 

[rareboy]

I'm happier than a cardiac surgeon watching people in a doughnut shop.

 

[NineOfClubs]

I'm happier than a tie dye artist in San Francisco.

 

[yeahright1991]

I'm happier than a Wall Street executive before 2008.

 

[Willie Boy]

I'm happier than Nick Jonas watching his brothers dress.