From walked all over to well respected and feared. [merged]

[freefall]

Re: I need help bad, i keep crying and don't know what to do.

I don't understand why people run to JUB instead of a professional help when subjected with psychological/ personality problems.

And what kind of people would use 'take me seriously'? You're a thousand years too shallow.

 

[glasvegas]

Re: How can i get escort boys to love me?

You need professional help.

I only date whites,
By limiting your choice of race, you don't get much.

don't care for a real relationship in terms of it not being extremely sexually oriented.
and you expect him to do all the work to please you?

could never fall in love with an ugly guy as sex.
LOL! I guess you won't fuck yourself neither, so why should they?

 

[Jayden]

Re: I need help bad, i keep crying and don't know what to do.

The cloak has been removed. Heres hoping the persona under it exits the stage.

 

[NeedingHelpASAP]

Re: How can i get escort boys to love me?

You need professional help.

I only date whites,
By limiting your choice of race, you don't get much.

don't care for a real relationship in terms of it not being extremely sexually oriented.
and you expect him to do all the work to please you?

could never fall in love with an ugly guy as sex.
LOL! I guess you won't fuck yourself neither, so why should they?

Because i'm looking for boys that love you for other things outside of looks who are gorgeous and will sit on my dick all day for

$200/hr

 

[NeedingHelpASAP]

Re: I need help bad, i keep crying and don't know what to do.

I don't understand why people run to JUB instead of a professional help when subjected with psychological/ personality problems.

And what kind of people would use 'take me seriously'? You're a thousand years too shallow.

I dont know what i'm a thousand years too shallow means.

 

[glasvegas]

Re: How can i get escort boys to love me?

I don't know whether to feel bad for this... really don't know what to say. Did I seriously read that this guy wants escort guys to love him? You want a guy for sex and all for you... and you want him to "love" you? Love isn't a one way street.

No. He just wanted sex. He is confuse with sex and love.

 

[freefall]

Re: I need help bad, i keep crying and don't know what to do.

The cloak has been removed. Heres hoping the persona under it exits the stage.

 

[Phlash]

Re: I need help bad, i keep crying and don't know what to do.

Dude, when you're around the rent boys, you should try doing some shit that makes you stand out. I mean, that's probably what the problem is. It's like getting on stage at a show or something. You can't just sit in the middle and expect them to pick you to come up on stage. You have to stand out, man. Sit in the back. Wear a hat. You know? In the case of rent boys I guess it would be a little different though. Wear a mesh fadora. Put a dog collar around your neck and throw the leash at them. That will get their attention. Pour salt around yourself and pretend that you can't walk over it so that they think that you're a witch. Man, you should have asked me earlier.

 

[Phlash]

Re: I need help bad, i keep crying and don't know what to do.

Hmm, the salt approach...interesting


I wonder..if you pour salt on a rentboy's tail, would you be able to catch one that way..?

IDK, man. I mean, I don't know why he wouldn't give it a shot though.

OP, another thing that you could do is tell them that you're actually 60 years old. Since you're 23, they will be like "WTF, how is he 60 but he looks like he's in his early 20's?" Then they'll think that you're a witch and a vampire. They'll definitely pay attention to you then.

 

[medic1]

Re: How can i get escort boys to love me?

Buddy in my couple of year`s here at jub this post is the most arrogant
most selfish and in some way`s the most scary that i have read.
You talk about reacting violently when you are approached by rent boy`s
who dont match up to your ridiculous expectations of respect , just maybe
these guy`s have seen your reaction`s to their friend`s and co-workers
and that is why you dont get approached.
To them being a rent-boy is a way to a means,they are not there for the
duration.
I think that you have love and Domination sadly mixed up(am not talking about the BDSM guy`s and gal`s ).
Then again i think that you just like treating guy`s like shit and that is how you
get your kicks.
You sir are an asshole.

 

[Phlash]

Re: How can i get escort boys to love me?

Get bowl and crack a couple eggs in it. Dip the pork chops in then toss them in some bread crumbs. Put some butter in a frying pan and warm it up on the stove. Throw the chops on it and brown them on both sides. Then cover the pan and throw it in the oven. If you need any other help let me know.

 

[quasar]

Re: How can i get escort boys to love me?

Escort boys are often in love with someone else - you can't MAKE anyone love you!!! And this is a duplicate thread. Closed.

 

[quasar]

Re: I need help bad, i keep crying and don't know what to do.

You have self-esteem issues and need professional guidance. But as you've been told to seek professional help in the past and ignored that advice, I really don't see why people here should waste their time on you if you won't do anything to help yourself.

So again I will say "Seek professional help".

 

[medic1]

Re: I need help bad, i keep crying and don't know what to do.

Same old same old as the other thread except you are now being aggressive
to the other member`s.
You seem to have this mis-conception that Respect is a given, NEWSFLASH
Respect has to be gained,enjoy your short time here because i doubt we shall
have the displeasure of your company for much longer.
Several other member`s have suggested therapy i strongly agree,though something tells me that with your attitude you wont end up in therapy but
perhaps prison.
As before you sir are an asshole.

 

[Phlash]

Re: I need help bad, i keep crying and don't know what to do.

the OP's view on professional help..

and what a fun thread that was..


btw, this is the post he made that pretty much convinced me that he's a fraud..







and thanks Phlash...I'm craving pork chops now

Haha. This thread should totally be a recipe thread. Just throw a little something at the OP.

OP, you should wear slinky eyes next time you're with the rent boys. They will come to you FIRST!

Anyway...

24 baby legs, skin removed
1 (4 ounce) packet saltine crackers, crushed
1 cup all-purpose flour
1/2 cup cornmeal
1 teaspoon minced onion
2 teaspoons salt
1 tablespoon ground black pepper
2 eggs
1/2 cup milk
2 cups vegetable oil for frying
1 cup peanut oil for frying

Rinse the baby legs and pat dry; set aside. In a large resealable bag, combine the saltine cracker crumbs, flour, cornmeal, onion, salt and pepper. Shake to mix. In a shallow bowl, whisk together eggs and milk.
Heat the vegetable oil and peanut oil in a large skillet over medium-high heat. The oil should be about 1/2 inch deep.
Dip the baby legs into the milk and egg, then dip into the cracker mixture until evenly coated. Carefully place them in the hot oil. Cook until golden brown on each side, about 5 minutes per side. If the legs start to brown too quickly, reduce the heat to medium. Drain on paper towels before serving.

 

[Phlash]

Re: I need help bad, i keep crying and don't know what to do.

EGG!?

Is there a vegan substitute for this?














Oh, and to the OP, see prior posts. Everything's been said before, and you've always come back to post more of the same and ignore all advise given. Please just ignore the prior advice anew.

A vegan substitute for a porkchop?!?! SIR!!! I will not stand for this!

Do they make fake porkchops for vegans? I swear I will buy some.

 

[Ram]

Re: I need help bad, i keep crying and don't know what to do.

Oh man, I love laughing at your problems.

 

[Phlash]

Re: I need help bad, i keep crying and don't know what to do.

^^Oh, no. I just wanted one that didn't have egg.

I'll just have to add baby legs to the list of items I pretend are vegan.



(It is worth noting that some cooks have observed "twitching" in the fry pan; please note that this is PURELY a physical reaction from the heat stimulating the cyatic nerves, and only occurs when the legs are very fresh, just like frog legs. Although it is only natural for this to unnerve some cooks, the use of a heavy lid will protect the cook from any resulting grease splatters.)



BTW, you didn't mention doing anything about the Achilles tendons. Do you not remove them, like in turkey legs?

I guess, man. I've only cooked them once. You know what though? I bet that in the way future, when people live in space in zero gravity and shit. And they don't need their legs anymore because they're just floating all the time, I bet that baby legs go on the menu at most restaurants. Oh shit, man. I was born in the wrong era.

 

[Phlash]

Re: I need help bad, i keep crying and don't know what to do.

No, I don't think so.

Deep frying in a weightless environment is a real bitch when that boiling grease comes floating out of the pan.

That's a facial not even a gay man wants. . .

Oh damn I didn't even think of that. When we're in deep space, deep frying will be a thing of the past. Oh man, I feel bad for those guys.

 

[hotatlboi]

Re: I need help bad, i keep crying and don't know what to do.

english muffins.

They are so tasty for breakfast.