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Fuck farts... are they for real?

I can't see the difference between a fart and a butt fart. Its air coming out of your ass, hence a fart.

However a pussy fart is real. They are called a word I can't spell. I've witnessed that first hand.
 
A fart by any other name, is still a fart. Air. The body doesn't need the additional air and gets rid of it very efficiently. After fucking, just keep a can of Fabreze handy? :p
 
It's called a queef. Or a vart, which I think is friggin' hilarious/disgusting.
 
lol. omg. im laughing so hard.

fuck farts.

haha.

i cant help it.

its hilarious.
 
What a wonderful hobby--smelling farts and then categorizing them.

To borrow and paraphrase: "A fart by any other name would smell as bad as a fart."
 
Now I'm not sayin I have smelled the difference or anything, but I would assume that
a "Fuck Fart" would just be air, where a simple "Fart" is "methane" hence the
smell :lol: . and ,of course, a "queef" is an entirely different animal all together and I
have DEFinately never been anywhere near one of those!!!! :eek:
 
I would assume that you would never be able to hear a fuck fart? :rolleyes: and if you do, wouldn't it also sound like you're squishing a wet plastic bag ...

I need to stop ... :rotflmao:
 
Fuckfarts happen more often, if you pull out all the way during sex...

Every time you re-insert, it pushes a little more air in.

If they're fuckfarting that much, maybe he can't keep it in?

-Lazarus.
 
RicanDAB said:
I would assume that you would never be able to hear a fuck fart? :rolleyes: and if you do, wouldn't it also sound like you're squishing a wet plastic bag ...

I need to stop ... :rotflmao:
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I just spit sunflower seeds all over my monitor.......& am now choking.:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
 
Honda822 said:
Vaginal Flatulence.. :rotflmao:

So how is this guy supposed to know the difference between a regular fart and a "fuck fart?" What do fuck farts smell like? Burnt lube and rubber? :rolleyes:
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they smell like cherry lube and ass. lol
 
Oh yeah it happens my ex and I would finish our business he would sit up and let out one mighty howler. Oh and another thing I think there is something to fuck smells, because when we would finish and somebody would show up the first thing out of their mouths was " somebody was fucking in here" That fresh smell of balls, ass, and cologne that I find intoxicating.
 
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