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Funniest/Weirdest thing someone said to you when you came out.

My first coming out was to my best girl friend, last year. Few days before the actual coming out, i told her that i really needed to talk to her in private when she had some free time. She said ok.
Over the next following days, she was always either busy or not reachable (which was strange), and that change in her attitude started to annoy me big time, because she knew perfectly well how important it was to me. Days pass and i run into her, confront her about avoiding me, and demand a 1-on-1 talk later that day.

The conversation went like this:
Me: (nervous as hell, dry throat and all) Yeah..... You know.... Errr..... Well.... i'm kinda.. gay.
She: (starts laughing)
Me: (wtf..)
She: (relieved) That's cool, bla bla (+rest of the support speech). I was afraid you'd say... that you were in love with me.
Me: (face palm) Oh god... No. You're a girl. Eww. I wouldn't even touch you with a stick. (laugh)

(*8*)

She had a history of messed up friendships because guys managed to fall in love with her. She was afraid i was one of them.
Ah, foolish little girl. <3
 
on new years eve i was texting 2 girls from high school on the same phone and it somehow happened like this

girl 1: do you love me?
me: well, you may be a little surprised by my answer
girl 1: how would i be surprised
me: trust me, you would
girl 1: is the answer yes?
me: uhh...no
girl 1: are you gay?
me: yes
*instant phone call*
girl 2: REALLY?!?! YOU'RE GAY?? OMG YAY!!!

first guy i told,
me: well as my friend and my roommate next year i think i should tell you something.
him: yeah?
me: im gay
him: *smiling* you're joking
me: no im not
him: yes you are
me: im not
him: you are
me: nope.
him: ah, ok then, as long as you dont start talking with a lisp and bringing boys home, i dont care if you wear make-up and dress however--
me: HEY, i am still a man, and i will still act like one.
 
I never came out to this guy but it was funny I remember in high school this cute boy was sitting on my lap in lunch and he turns around and looks at me and says are you a faggot? I say no and he said good because i hate them.

I know your gay because you always grab my ass

In class the guys was talking about my sexuality and one guy old crush said i think hes cool i would let him suck me off.

The same guy
You better not rape me that s when we was in the locker room
You better not be looking at my butt
after not seeing me for a few months he says are you still gay?

My mother response to my cousin

I remember when my cousin came out lesbian and my mother said that one day a good looking guy is going to hit on her and shes going to drop her girlfriend and go straight.
 
When I told a friend girl of mine she responded with: "OMG that is SOO hot!! id love to see you make out with a guy"
 
When I told my best friend, he asked me if I had considered counseling. I said no - but he was completely shocked. We have known each other since 5th grade I asked him if he thought it was unusual that I never dated girls or said so and so was cute - he said if you weren't a christian maybe I would have thought you were gay
 
My first friend I came out to went like this:

Me: What would you do if you had a gay friend?
D: I don't know never had one.
Me: Well I'm gay.
D: really? so it means you have a crush on me?
Me: no...not cuz I'm gay that I like every guy i see
D: Really? then I don't care


2nd friend (girl)

M: So anything new? How come we don't talk as much anymore.
me: Well I am seeing someone now.
M: Really? What's her name?
me: um....Corey
M: Is that short for something like Coretta or something?
me: um no....that's the name.
M: I've never heard of a girl named Corey before... OH MY GOD! I love you!

My Brother:

me: I'll tell you a secret if you promise not to freak out.
S: uh....ok...
me: I am gay.
S: *silent for a second* hahaha oh man you got me.
me: I'm not joking... I'm gay
S: not funny anymore stop it.
me: I know its not funny, I'm gay.
S: okay... we'll talk tomorow, i'll make sure it's not a dream.

friend

me: I got something you always wanted....well, I am something you always wanted.
SI: You know I have a boyfriend right?
me: Yah, that's not what I meant. You told me you always wanted one of...me
SI: um...a gay friend? OMG what are you saying? YAY i finally have a gay friend! *takes her phone out and calls another friend*
SI: Hey Sandra guess what? we have a gay friend!

well the other ones werent as funny :P
 
Sister.
"Well, yeah, I guess I kinda figured it out when you were down here blasting Depeche Mode covers and singing with them..."
(i swear I was like 14 years old when I last did that. O_O)

Friend
"Well, yeah...duh."

Friend who happens to be a girl
"Hey...uhh...Tony...your myspace happens to have Gay on there...are you really gay?"
"umm...yeah. I didn't mean for you to find out that way i-"
"god damnit...now I owe my mom $20."
 
The latest one for me was:

"I'm gay"
"I thought you're Christian?"
"Yeah, but I'm gay too."
"hmm..." *deep thought*
 
"Why?"


Is that not the most befuddling thing to hear? I should've said "well why are you straight?"

Turns out he's bi, so he sees it differently... a preference thing.
 
M: So anything new? How come we don't talk as much anymore.
me: Well I am seeing someone now.
M: Really? What's her name?
me: um....Corey
M: Is that short for something like Coretta or something?
me: um no....that's the name.
M: I've never heard of a girl named Corey before... OH MY GOD! I love you!
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Female Friend: This girl who'll be at the party, she's fantastic. I invited her especially for you. She's just wonderful.

Me: Um. You know I don't bat for your team right.

{silence}

Female Friend: I suspected, but didn't want to say anything. Anyway, I always kinda thought of you as being asexual.

Hmmm. Is that complimentary?
 
Well, I told a friend recently about my sexuality and it went just like this

Friend:So whats goin on, havent seen ya much lately?
Me: Oh nothing, just realizing the fact that I'm gay
Friend:Well thats always fun..when we going dancing, I want to get my gay on now that I have a gay friend

Needless to say we have yet to go to the clubs lol, you kinda have to know her. Shes a very strict conservative Christian, but god bless her, she is very open to people
 
Lol ... last night at the bar in our resort town, a few of us went out for a few beers after softball practice and some tourist chicks were there. A couple were hitting on me (one in particular), and I told them, "as flattered as I am by your attentions, you are wasting your attentions on me, because I'm gay."

I got the typical response, "oh, you're just think you're gay because you haven't met the right girl yet [to keep you interested.]"

My best friend, Jim piped in, "Yeah, the right girl for him would have to be very masculine, athletic, flat-chested, with a huge, over-sized clitoris with a treasure trail, hairy outward hanging ovaries, and like it up the ass!"

:rotflmao: LMAO!!! :=D::=D: Gotta LUV dat guy!!! :luv2:
 
After coming out to my Resident Director while I was an R.A. :

Me: "I'm gay"
Him: Well I have to be honest i'm not surprised
Me: Really? Why do you say that?
Him: Well you really like Broadway musicals like Phantom of the Opera and Miss Saigon.
 
Dad: "Oh... Well don't tell your mom it would kill her...... On second thought maybe you should let her know."
 
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