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Funny anti-religious Internet pics

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“This is what the LORD Almighty says: 'I will punish the Amalekites for what they did to Israel when they waylaid them as they came up from Egypt. Now go, attack the Amalekites and totally destroy everything that belongs to them. Do not spare them; put to death men and women, children and infants, cattle and sheep, camels and donkeys.'" (1 Samuel 15:2-3)

“However, in the cities of the nations the LORD your God is giving you as an inheritance, do not leave alive anything that breathes. Completely destroy them — the Hittites, Amorites, Canaanites, Perizzites, Hivites and Jebusites — as the LORD your God has commanded you. Otherwise, they will teach you to follow all the detestable things they do in worshiping their gods, and you will sin against the LORD your God” (Deuteronomy 20:16-18).

And we captured all his cities at that time and devoted to destruction2 every zcity, men, women, and children. We left no survivors. (Deuteronomy 2:34)

And jwe devoted them to destruction,1 as we did to Sihon the king of Heshbon, devoting to destruction every kcity, men, women, and children. (Deuteronomy 3:6)
 
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Dick.



So there is this priest who is friends with a rabbi. The priest has to go away on a retreat for a catholic high school which leaves nobody doing Holy Reconciliation for the whole day, so he calls his rabbi friend to see if he can pose as a priest and do confession. The rabbi agrees. So the rabbi goes to the church, flying the priest colors and all.

The first person to show up in the confession booth is an effeminate 20 something blonde young man who says...
"Father, forgive me for I have sinned."
The rabbi says "What did you do?"
The young man replies. "I have been preforming impure sexual acts with another man."
The rabbi says "How many times?"
The young man says "Three times"
The rabbi says "Say two Our Fathers and a Hail Mary, put $5 in the donation box, go and sin no more."

The second person to show up for confession is a brutish, muscular man dressed up in denim jeans and a leather jacket....He enters the confession booth and says....
"Father, forgive me for I have sinned."
The rabbi says "What did you do?"
The bodybuilder says "I performed impure sexual acts with another man."
The rabbi says "How many times?"
The bodybuilder says "Three times."
The rabbi says "Say three Hail Marys, Put $5 in the donation box, go and sin no more."

The third person to enter the confessional is a short haired woman. She enters the confession booth and says...
"Father, forgive me for I have sinned."
The rabbi says "What did you do?"
The woman says "I performed an impure sexual act with another woman."
The rabbi says "How many times?"
The woman says "Once"

The rabbi immediately replies to the woman, saying "Go do it two more times. We're having a special today. Three for $5."




Still my favorite priest and rabbi joke to this day.
 
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I've got news for you. The explanation that evil is a consequence of free will is a human idea.

If, on the other hand, the explanation is adequate, how would you know that?

You just said you can't.

Do you have some sort of privileged access to god?

It's not a human idea, it's in the data. And the explanation is adequate, or it wouldn't be presented there.

And I did NOT say I can't.
 
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