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Please, let this thread be the black hole that sucks unwanted .gif's out of all of the other threads that don't really need them.
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Funny/cute/amazing/hot/cool/interesting/entertaining pics and gifs with captions
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This thread is strictly for quality pics and gifs with captions, that are genuinely funny, cute, amazing, hot, cool, witty, interesting, or entertaining. In other words, it's intended to be a thread worth clicking on whenever new material is added to it.*has assistant spank frank for his gif blasphemy*
"Dude, are you sure you're 100% straight? Cause I've never heard of a fortune teller who could tell someone's future by looking at his anus! And my girlfriend would beat me with her prosthetic leg if she saw me like this."
"I assure you, I'm a million percent straight. In order to give you the most accurate reading possible, it's mandatory that I feel of your butt and examine your anus for at least 15 minutes."
"Butt why do you need my legs to be spread all the way apart...this just seems so gay!"
"Because I need an unobstructed view of your balls at the same time I'm studying your anus. Oh wait, I'm getting some conflicting signals from your balls and anus that spells double trouble for you. I need to squirt some of my magic baby oil between your buttocks and thoroughly massage it into your anus before I can tell you anything further. You must remain completely quite until I'm finished."
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I'm glad to hear at least one person likes it besides me.
I liked it!
(Just found it!
)Happy Nude Rear!!
Keep smilin'!!
Chaz
I liked it!
(Just found it!
Happy Nude Rear!!
Keep smilin'!!
Chaz
Thanks guys, with 3 fans for this thread, I'm on a roll now.
And a Happy Nude [STRIKE]Year[/STRIKE] Rear to you as well!
Tired of all the competition on Craigslist, this entrepreneurial "escort" decided to try some covert marketing of his butt at a store that lacks surveillance cameras, which is conveniently located in a gay neighborhood.
Whenever he sees a well dressed man walking towards him in the gift wrap aisle, he simply pulls his pants down and shakes his butt, hoping the red bow will convey the suggestion that it'd make a good gift. And if the prospect feigns disinterest, the escort asks him if he thinks a green bow would go better with his butt, in order to strike up a conversation with him...
Whenever he sees a well dressed man walking towards him in the gift wrap aisle, he simply pulls his pants down and shakes his butt, hoping the red bow will convey the suggestion that it'd make a good gift. And if the prospect feigns disinterest, the escort asks him if he thinks a green bow would go better with his butt, in order to strike up a conversation with him...
Happy Nude Rear to you Ron! And if he showed me that butt^ I'd gladly take the invitation
Right back atcha, mate...have a good one! And I'd tell that guy I would need to get to know his butt on a more intimate basis before I could advise him whether to switch to a different color bow.
freefall
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"Um, I stayed late to make 500 copies, boss, in order to meet the project deadline you set yesterday. What kind of medical test did you say this is??"
This is so fucking hot
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"Are you sure the secret Santa will cum back and give me another $200 if I just lay here in his bed looking pretty?"
Think he'd let me Play with his feet, before moving UP to more interesting realms?
Have a HAPPY!!
And, Yeah! ... no matter what ...
Keep smilin'!!
Chaz
This is so fucking hot
I'll drink to that...
It looks so natural, like the guy is actually straight, and is embarrassed that it feels so good to have a medical test which involves the penetration of his anus. 
Think he'd let me Play with his feet, before moving UP to more interesting realms?
Have a HAPPY!!
And, Yeah! ... no matter what ...
Keep smilin'!!
Chaz
It appears he'd be receptive to "unlimited" physical contact with his sexy feet.
"Keep your hands on the wall, inmate, and don't resist!"
"Butt guard, I was just given a body cavity search when I was booked into jail yesterday!"
"I'm aware of that, I'm just testing your anus to see if it's lubricated."
"Huh? Butt why??"
"Because it's a felony for known homosexuals to have a lubed anus in the shower area of a county jail in this state, since it's evidence of gay sex. And since we don't have any spy cameras in here yet, I spot check inmates on a daily basis when they're taking a shower."
"Butt I've NEVER been a bottom before, and you keep pushing that thing against my tight asshole like you're trying to force it in! Can't you tell by now it's not lubricated? And why is your big head so much bigger than mine...you look like you could knock a brick wall down with that thing!"
"Watch your mouth, inmate, I'm just doing my job. And save the lies, because it's common knowledge that ALL homosexuals like to take it up the ass. I'll be keeping my eye on you, so you can expect to have your anus tested every day until you're transported to state prison. And I don't want to hear any more whining from you, because you know you like it!"
I concur, especially this one...
"Calm down Cupid, I really am the plumber you called. I just like to get thoroughly acquainted with all aspects of my customers' plumbing before I bring my tools in. It's just an OCD thing I have as a perfectionist in the service industry."
"I hope no one can see my butt through this window, butt I just had to pull my pants down and beat my meat to that hot assed window washer. The worst that could happen is someone could be spying on me right now with a camera that has a high-power telephoto lens, and post a pic of me on the Internet. Butt the odds of that happening are so astronomically low, I'd stand a better chance of winning a $10 million lottery. So fuck it, I'm not going to worry about it."
