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[RonR18]

"WTF did you just call me? A turkey?? You call me that again and I'll show you who the turkey is!"

 

[RonR18]

 

[RonR18]

"Well hello there...I'm your new neighbor from next door. Since your patio door was unlocked, I thought I'd just cum inside to borrow your TV for a football game tomorrow night. The reason I was creeping around so quietly is because I thought you were asleep, and I didn't want to disturb you."

 

[RonR18]

"Alright inmates, tighten up this shower line! There's a female nurse coming through and anyone who has their penis exposed will be charged with a felony for indecent exposure. And anyone who gets an erection will be charged with a felony for sexual assault...so just visualize the guy in front of you as your granny. We give felonies away in this jail like candy on Halloween, so don't even think about trying me!"

 

[RonR18]

"Hey dude, what are you in jail for? You don't mind if we soap up your butt, do you?"

 

[RonR18]

Cupid at a jet ski race giving the thumbs up for Bender, who's in the lead...

 

[RonR18]

"Look dude, I broke in your house, I admit it...butt why is it necessary to strip me down, tie me up, and then take my rectal temperature before calling the cops? And why are you taking a picture of my butt??"

 

[Kyanimal]

"Look dude, I broke in your house, I admit it...butt why is it necessary to strip me down, tie me up, and then take my rectal temperature before calling the cops? And why are you taking a picture of my butt??"

Seriously, Officer! After he broke in, all I wanted to do was Play with his Feet! He just proved to be so damned Ticklish, and refused to hold STILL!

You can take Him to the jail showers, now!

And, Oh!, may I show you the weed stash that he was after?

What? I have to cum along, too!

Keep smilin'!!
Chaz

 

[RonR18]

Seriously, Officer! After he broke in, all I wanted to do was Play with his Feet! He just proved to be so damned Ticklish, and refused to hold STILL!

You can take Him to the jail showers, now!

And, Oh!, may I show you the weed stash that he was after?

What? I have to cum along, too!

Keep smilin'!!
Chaz

"Sorry sir, butt that quantity of weed is now legal in this state, hehe."

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"Doc, I thought you were just going to take my rectal temperature...what in the world have you got in my anus?"

 

[RonR18]

"Oh Dad, when are you going to start knocking before you barge in my room...you caught me finger fucking myself again!"

"Butt this is the only way I can get a good view of the show, son...I'm getting too old to bend down and use a mirror under the crack of your door."

"Damn Dad, I'm beginning to think I'm just a chip off the old gay block."

"I'm not gay, son...just curious."

"And you're taking pictures of me with my hand on my butt? Seriously? What are you going to do with them?"

"I'm just going to put them in the family photo album, where they belong."

"Well, as long as you don't post them on the Internet, I guess it's alright."

 

[RonR18]

"Go ahead and spread your butt cheeks apart, inmate. I just need to do a quick body cavity search...it shouldn't take more than 15 minutes."

 

[RonR18]

JUBbers mooning on Anal street in JUBberville...

 

[RonR18]

"Are you sure you're with the health department? The reason I ask is because there's so many homosexuals lurking around in this park, and I've never had a straight doctor offer to give me a free testicular exam."

 

[mrbeebs]

I knew this would quickly sprial down from funny stuff to porno

Well played, internet. Well played.

 

[RonR18]

I knew this would quickly sprial down from funny stuff to porno

Well played, internet. Well played.

Lol, butt mrbeebs, butts can be just as funny as cats...and it's been a mix of nude pics from page 1.

 

[mrbeebs]

Lol, butt butt mrbeebs, butts can be just as funny as cats...and it's been a mix of nude pics from page 1.

this is true.

here's some cat porn.

 

[mrbeebs]

and a cute kitteh

 

[RonR18]

"Why are you crying, Dave?"

"These are tears of joy, Chaz! Out of all the straight masseurs advertising on Craigslist, I'm so happy I happened to pick one who was compassionate enough to stick a big dick up my ass to show me what I've been missing all these years with my wife."

"Service with a smile, hehe."

 

[RonR18]

Little Ms. Mercenary...cumming to the rescue of centexfarmer, to root out any feral hogs uprooting his Texas land...

 

[RonR18]

"So what if I have a backup pair of sunglasses on me! I also have an extra wallet to give robbers that only has $2 in it, a rabbit's foot in each pocket to prevent robberies, 2 condoms, 2 combs, 2 pens, 2 rape whistles, 2 cell phones and on and on."