Gaydar point system

[Lube]

Then I don't fit your pattern at all, and I'm pretty un-straight. This particular thread has failed to get my gay-ness. Unless of course, you think (and you probably do) I secretly love Lady Gaga, buy porcelain, have female friends and drive a convertible.

No I don't think that--that's my whole point. No one gay guy does/likes all of those things. That would be a caricature. But virtually all gay guys do some of those things.

I'm not into porcelain or Cher, and thus it would be easy for me to say: "See I'm not gay acting, I'm not into Cher." but that would be stupid, because you don't have to like Cher to like cock. But if you do like Cher or Gaga, the chances increase dramatically. It doesn't prove it; just increases the probability. That's all I'm saying, and you're totally in denial about it.

Well why don't you tell us what little things make you appear gay? The fact that you're closeted and thus probably never discuss sex or your home life with friends & acquaintances is just the starting point, I'm sure.

You wouldn't be the first person here to claim "no one knows I'm gay" and then, after gaining some courage, posting a photo at which half the board would roll their eyes thinking "OMG, how could he think no one knows"?!

BTW, my previous post wasn't directed at you (#61 was, but #62 wasn't).

 

[AverageJoe]

How many points do I get?

For that? 500,000 points. My ears are still bleeding.

 

[Ryuusei Boy]

Well why don't you tell us what little things make you appear gay? The fact that you're closeted and thus probably never discuss sex or your home life with friends & acquaintances is just the starting point, I'm sure.

Yeah, that's probably my biggest "source" of points. Still, I'm positive my friends, even the closest ones, don't know - they still use the word "gay" in a derogatory way, and when we talk about gay people they don't seem to "include" me, just like they don't include themselves. And I'm sure you doubt this, but it's almost ridiculous how some people need to see you sucking a cock to know you're gay.

As for my traits. Well, I love sugary, weird, cheerful Japanese pop; I wear slim jeans; I absolutely love animals, I like cooking. I think those count too.

 

[jslvr05]

Watches NFL (Pro American Football) Games and can't tell you a thing about it: +50
Watches Professional Wrestling and can't tell you a thing about it: +150
Watches MMA (Mixed Martial Arts) matches and can't tell you a thing about it: +500

Is anyone sensing a trend here?

 

[trikky]

doesn't play, watch or have any interest in Soccer (UK) +200
likes to play tiddly winks and other such obscure non competitive board games +500
Often appears to have something on his mind which he never shares or talks about +200
Only lets friends get so close and not too personal +100
is fussy about his food because he is watching his weight +100
loves musicals +100
has very good taste, an eye for detail, and dresses well +500
has no taste whatever, never notices anything unless it is stuck right under his nose and then ignors it -100000000000000
says he is a friend of dorothy +100000000000000000000000000 :-D