"Getting to know you...

[Araucaria]

Unfortunately, yes, and the monthly payments are eating me alive. If anyone has any suggestions for less expensive alternatives, I will be glad to hear them.

Do you carry water bottles around with you?

 

[frankifab]

I used to


No you drink plenty of water daily

 

[The Loner]

I do.

Are you diabetic?

 

[Araucaria]

No.

Do you have any voodoo dolls? Who do they represent, and do you stick pins in them?

 

[The Loner]

I don't.

Do you?

 

[Araucaria]

No I don't. But I guess there's something appealing about making people's lives who have wronged me suffer, from the comfort of my home.

Are you narcoleptic?

 

[unloadonme]

Unfortunately, yes, and the monthly payments are eating me alive. If anyone has any suggestions for less expensive alternatives, I will be glad to hear them.

Since I got rid of Virgin Media, I've only watched Freeview channels on TV which I pick up with an electric aerial which sits unobtrusively on the windowsill behind the curtain. The monthly subscription is £nil.

Are you narcoleptic?

No.

Do you have a machine for checking your blood pressure at home?

 

[The Loner]

No.

Are you (or were you at some point) flexible enough to suck your own cock?

 

[unloadonme]

No. When I was a kid, I could bite my toenails, but that's as flexible as I ever was.

Do you bite your nails?

 

[The Loner]

I used to but I quit doing it.

How often do you eat fast food?

 

[frankifab]

once in a while

What's your favoiurite main course ?