FuryOfFirestorm
Suck my dick, Scalia!
Listen. I'm here to get y'all together regarding this past ep.
That was the best episode they've given us all season. Idc, idc. Yes the end was several shades of fuckery, but the bulk of this episode was real, intense, and incredibly well acted. Blake, Heather, Chord and Becca especially shined. But we finally got some substance in a season full of fluff and story arcs that last no longer than three episodes and provide no growth for the characters, and you people still want to complain. I'm just grateful we finally saw Brittany and Sam acknowledged as a couple, some more of this Catfish storyline because it's the best thing going, and something that actually affected the characters and made them important.
Marley and Jake are the only ones who would have a motive to Catfish Ryder. Did you even watch Catfish? You better Google Mhissy. I'm almost certain it's going to be a guy at this point, but who the Catfish is became irrelevant the minute they introduced us to Marisa. I hope they keep her on as Ryder's new love interest.
You need to go somewhere. They already established that Blaine loves the cock when he had performance issues with Rachel. Tina's that shit cray arc is over, but that doesn't mean she and Blaine can't still be friends, which is all they were depicted as in this episode. Did you get mad when Blaine hugged Sam when everyone realized they were safe? Because it's the exact same situation.
Umm, this is Glee. It's a comedy drama. And it made Jane Lynch a household name. Goodbye.
Yes, the acting was good, but it was exploitative, and everything will be status quo the next episode.
Yes, I know what catfishing is. I saw the Catfish years before anyone knew who the hell Manti was. The motive of the catfisher wasn't to embarrass Ryder, it was to get close to him without risking rejection. Marley and Jake already dealt with their issues with Ryder last episode, plus Marley isn't petty enough to do something like that and Jake isn't clever enough to keep the charade up.
Yes, I remember the episode where Blaine kissed Rachel and they sang "Don't You Want Me". That doesn't mean that Ryan Murphy isn't going to try to pull some stupid "Blaine suddenly likes pussy" crap. BTW - Blaine and Sam are friends, (and I hope it stays that way. All you guys that keep praying for the straight guys to start turning gay can go to Broke Straight Boys for your "I turned a straight guy gay!" fantasies), but you don't see them holding hands and cuddling like Tina and Blaine were, do you?
As for Jane Lynch, she's been awesome ever since her breakout role in Best In Show. She was amazing in Glee's first season....until the writers started to make her an insane schizophrenic. I don't blame her for leaving before they have Sue shave her head and beat up the students with an umbrella while screaming, "It's Sue Sylvester, bitch!".



















