Glee! [merged]

[Rickrock]

I've just started to watch Glee the last two or three weeks and I am still trying to pick up the storyline and who is who, but I thought that tonight's singing and numbers were really good, especially the dual between the man and woman singing.

 

[Gemini_Valley]

So... was I the only one who thought tonight's episode was weird... and creepy... and not good... and creepy... and did I mention creepy?

No you were not.

Will and Emma kissing? Made no sense. Bring on the drama for next week's wedding, I guess.

Tina is fucking bat shit crazy and not even in an entertaining way. Her rubbing Vix over a sleeping Blaine, while straddling him, was one of the most uncomfortable moments I've seen thus far. I actually cringed and said "Hell naw" out loud. Dummy-Blaine continues to feed her obsession by apologizing, giving her a rose, thanking her for "being there" for him, and invites her to Will & Emma's wedding as his date.

Spoiler

Which is only going to bring the real cray-cray out of Tina since Kurt ends up being his date.

NY continues to be the better parts of the show and I hope next season is given more screen time. Yay at Santana joining Rachel & Kurt.

 

[Gemini_Valley]

*Finn and Emma.

Also, I liked Tina's "Hung Up" performance along with Santana's "Girl on Fire."

 

[BFizzle]

I don't know what those other hoodlums were doing during the Diva performance, but Kitty was giving y'all lyfe. Here for anything Santana did/said, especially those reactions she was bringing outta Ryder during Nutbush City Limits.

 

[FuryOfFirestorm]

Oh lord, that episode had good songs, but the rest of it was so wrong.

I saw the Finn/Emma thing coming a mile away. I said to myself, "Self, you know that Emma is going to freak out about the wedding, and Finn is going to take advantage of her loneliness and vulnerability, right?"

You already have Shue's job - might as well have his fiancee, right, Finn?

As for Tina: Girl, get your damn head checked. BLAINE IS GAY. YOU HAVE A VAGINA. GAY GUYS DON'T LIKE VAGINA. EITHER GET A SEX CHANGE OR MOVE THE FUCK ON YOU CRAZY BITCH. When I saw her apply the VapoRub, I thought...."Oh shit, is Glee gonna go there?". Thankfully, even Ryan Murphy isn't stupid enough to bring that rape shit up in here (but it came pretty damn close).

And how in the fuck can there be a Diva episode without the Main Diva, Mercedes or the Queen of Bitches, Quinn? Even Princess Bitch Kitty took a backseat to Tina. At least Santana got a chance to shine and show all the wannabes how it's done.

Speaking of wannabes: I loved when Kurt knocked the tiaras off those two tired princesses. I think we just witnessed the discovery of a 32nd flavor of shade.

 

[BFizzle]

Oh lord, that episode had good songs, but the rest of it was so wrong.

I saw the Finn/Emma thing coming a mile away. I said to myself, "Self, you know that Emma is going to freak out about the wedding, and Finn is going to take advantage of her loneliness and vulnerability, right?"

You already have Shue's job - might as well have his fiancee, right, Finn?

As for Tina: Girl, get your damn head checked. BLAINE IS GAY. YOU HAVE A VAGINA. GAY GUYS DON'T LIKE VAGINA. EITHER GET A SEX CHANGE OR MOVE THE FUCK ON YOU CRAZY BITCH. When I saw her apply the VapoRub, I thought...."Oh shit, is Glee gonna go there?". Thankfully, even Ryan Murphy isn't stupid enough to bring that rape shit up in here (but it came pretty damn close).

And how in the fuck can there be a Diva episode without the Main Diva, Mercedes or the Queen of Bitches, Quinn? Even Princess Bitch Kitty took a backseat to Tina. At least Santana got a chance to shine and show all the wannabes how it's done.

Speaking of wannabes: I loved when Kurt knocked the tiaras off those two tired princesses. I think we just witnessed the discovery of a 32nd flavor of shade.

Girl, I don't know who you are, but I use.

 

[tomboytoy]

Like the rest of the people in this thread I found this episode to be an OK one with good songs.
I'm glad that Tina finally won something (cause as Brittany says: "She never wins!!").
I liked the New-york part of the episode, especially the ending with Santana moving in with Rachel and Kurt.
As for the Lima part: the Emma-Finn kiss (show it coming from miles away at the beginning of the episode when Finn said they were thinking alike).
Like FuryofFirestorm I really feared they were going to go there with Tina and Blaine (after Murphy and Falchuk are responsible for most of the Over the Top things in Nip/Tuck so it wouldn't have surprised me if they had gone that way.. :-/)
One thing that really get me out of the episode was Blaine's outfit while he was singing the Freddy Mercury song (I get it Freddy Mercury was wearing that type of costume on stage) but here for me the whole thing just felt really cliché (just the jacket or the cap would have been enough in my opinion).

 

[justanothershyguy]

I had two big "what the fuck!!!" moments during it.

#1; Finn. WHAT THE FUCK, BRO?

#2; Tina. You ain't a diva, you're batshit crazy.

On the positive side...
Kurt was fantastic in all the right ways. Blaine singing Don't Stop Me Now was even better! But the best moment goes to Santana with Girl on Fire. That and the point I couldn't stop hearing the queens singing Boy is a Bottom

 

[maxpowr9]

The only thing that I find circling the drain right now is Kurt and that british guy.

Yeah, if there was any rationality [having dealt with "Tinas" in the past] to the writers, Blaine would be giving Tina some serious cold shoulder.

 

[furt2011]

I have 2 Questions
1
Where is Sugar
2
Even though Unique is a member of New Directions why wasn't her male persona of Wade used in the calender?

Can they sack the writers as i am so sick of continuity gaffs that are fixed with a band aid, like where has Lauren Zizes been? Wasn't Sam Dyslexic as well? Where are not just Blaines, but Tina, Artie, & Brittany's Parents and or siblings yet we see family memberrs for Marley & Jake? Also when it comes to the Puckermans where is there younger sister shouldn't she be either Freshmen by now? And where is Santana going to sleep at Rachel & Kurt?

I'm sure some of these storylines have been lifted from fanfictions as they are getting more outlandish by next.

Also if it hadn't been touched why wasn't Kurt involved in the Bro pressies Puck gave out prior to Graduation and why wasn't he asked to help with Puck geography class since he was tops in class , why go with half the boys who are in the yea below? Ir really wish that the writers would deal with the fact that Kurt is a guy as well as Gay like they have for blaine obviously be a gay person playing a gay person relegates you to crap portrayls where as a str8 actor playing gay gets plumb visual & vocalisations.

All group singing scenes in season 3 had Kurt and blaine paired up with others or nowhere near sitting/standing with each other point in question for me was "We Are Young" Baline got major lines sinign with Sam, rachel, finn et al where as Kurt got stuck with Artie & Sugar little thinigs like this shit me .

Soy for the soapbpx but i just found this thread and needefd to get shit off my chest lol

 

[innocentbychoice]

I just watched the last 2 episodes back to back. Diva was really fun and Tina finally got another solo, and DAMN what A SOLO! Hung Up by Madonna. That's amazing (Tina's dancing sucked though lol).

Now "I Do" (the last episode) was a giant WTF for me...especially these 3 things:

-Mr. Schue gets dumped on his wedding day and everybody keeps partying. Even the Glee club. Yes he asked them to but still, how unsensitive (and way too unrealistic even for Glee).
-Quinn hooking up with Santana? What the flying fuck? That was so random and unnecesary. And don't they know anybody else besides the Glee club that they keep hooking up with each other??
-Rachel is suddenly in an open relationship and decided to fuck Finn on Valentine's. Man Lima's Rachel is nowhere to be found...That was too much.

 

[innocentbychoice]

BTW, this was LOL'tastic:

 

[maxpowr9]

Yeah, this was a head scratcher of an episode. I have been to dismal weddings before. It's like the mood of an election where you are at the loser candidate's party. You try to be happy but you just want to get the hell out of there. Again, if Mr. Shue was written off the show, nobody would miss him.

This episode made me realize why I hate Blaine as a character. He is in the emotional state of a child especially when juxtaposed to the "adult" Kurt now. I know there isn't much character depth in Glee but after the bedroom scene with Kurt and Blaine, when Blaine goes: "so we're together again, right?" Kurt just shrugs and doesn't even touch him before he leaves. Blaine takes this omission as a yes which is completely wrong. Kurt is clearly over Blaine and just wanted some play.

 

[FuryOfFirestorm]

Agreed. It was obviously a booty call, but poor Blaine is as delusional as Tina. At least Kurt was able to talk some sense into that damn girl.

Why the fuck did Shue invite Sue? She was just there to start some shit and soak up the drama.

I'm not surprised that Quinn left the Isle of Man to visit the Isle of Lesbos. If you check out the past seasons, you could sometimes get a glimpse of the sexual tension between Quinn and Santana.

Nice to see Artie get some (and that his Lil' Artie is fully functional), but I have no idea why he kept tripping over himself for some bitch who wasn't even 10% as hot as she thinks she is.

Looks like Brody is hooking to pay the bills. I'll bet that Professor Bitch only got to fuck him because she paid for it. $10 says Rachael finds out about Brody's side job when one of Kurt's gay friends tells her that Brody is the most popular rentboy at NYADA.

Speaking of Rachael and making dollars: Looks like she's going to need some $$$ to either take care of her soon to be baby, or $$$ to "take care" of her soon to be non-baby. Maybe she can give it to Kurt and Blaine to raise, so the Circle Of Gay can continue.

 

[maxpowr9]

^that was my thought too. She will flip out that Brody is a "rentboy" but she got knocked up which IMO, is the worse of the two. Again, I attended a wedding where the premise was a friend knocked up his GF and she demanded they got married before she had the child. They got divorced a year later of course which most of us sane people concluded that outcome but we attempted to put on smiles for the couple on its day.

 

[Gemini_Valley]

I thought "I Do" was a pretty funny episode, albeit total fan service for various shippers, but Sue had me LOL-ing the entire time.

Santana & Quinn had more chemistry in one scene then Santana & Brittany ever did in their relationship.

Rachel & Finn... "We're endgame." Very subtle writing there, so who cares how bad they are for each other since they'll end up together anyway. Her possibly being pregnant was a total yawn. Like we're suppose to believe Rachel Berry would be that irresponsible or even care.

Kurt & Blaine should have had some sort of lead up, their scenes were very random. Nice, but gave me whiplash. The last time we saw them together was on Christmas with Kurt seemingly uncomfortable around Blaine. Fast forward to V-Day and they're in the back seat of a Prius making out. Kurt made his intentions known, it's sex without strings, but like Blaine said: it's a front for feelings that he still harbors. It's no wonder Blaine took their hookup as confirmation that things are very much on the mend to a full blown relationship. (Let's face it, they're "endgame" too.)

So glad Tina's crush on Blaine has concluded, since that went on for two episodes too long, Vapo-rape indeed.

The newbies need to fuck off. I get so annoyed looking at them.

"(Not) Getting Married Today" was brilliant.

 

[blublud]

Yes- they can have the Glee str8 girls experiment- but we WON'T see the str8 boys give it a try- which- anyone ever in HighSchool chorus or drama club knows- THEY DO.....we won't see Sam and Blaine in the same scenario!

Indeed but better yet would be a scene with Sam and Ryder. HOT HOT HOT.

 

[amwao1]

What is up with storylines on Glee recently? I mean I know that they've never been the best written episodes in the world and let's face it some of the earlier episodes where they became tribute episodes was just a total car crash idea (although some were done better than others.) But recently the writers don't seem to want to stick to a storyline at all. I don't feel there is any commitment in anything other than the Rachel and Finn storyline. It's quite sad that it was established a long time ago that Rachel is the star of the show and so we're going to follow her for as long as Lea Michelle is willing to sign a contract. There is no way the writers are just going to "let her go" at the end of a season.

I do have to say that Glee has bored me considerably over this season, there has just been nothing worth following because it's all resolved an episode or two later. No long term storyline arch and those that do get long term storylines lack any sort of personality (Marley and Ryder. I don't mind Jake as a character but he's still too bland). All the Glee kids are basically interchangable these days. It was better when everyone had a personality (albeit a 2 Dimensional stereotype) but now you could just take most of the lines said and they would fit with any character. Like who the hell would have ever thought Marley could even be in the running during the Diva episode, why did she have that stupid off-handed comment to Tina when she's no Diva herself?

As for the recent episode "I Do", I found myself quite impressed with Jayma Mays, even though it was mainly because of the difficulty of "Getting Married Today" which she performed amazingly. This episode read like bad fanfiction where everyone hooks up with somebody despite there being a major and life changing issue just happened. No one seemed to care that Mr Schu had just been left at the alter and when the party started (why the hell?) everyone just seemed to forget why they were there. The problem, I find, with this show is that with a "main cast" of twelve (the Glee club apparently has to have twelve although I think that was forgotten a long time ago) then you don't have a lot of spare room for outside characters so the idea of the Glee club becomes this incestuous mix of who is dating who and it turns out that by the end of the show everyone has dated everyone else because you physically can't introduce too many more characters. I said it at the time and I'll continue saying it (despite how much I love Santana and Quinn), the show was doomed when they couldn't just let them graduate. When they graduate they need to graduate, maybe one or two can hang around but don't litter the episodes with "cameos" from old students. The wedding is the only exception to this rule because they should all be together when their favourite teacher gets married (does he not have any other friends? Like seriously, is it not a bit worrying that he is so close to his students and yet can't make any other friends?)

Argh, it annoys me because I try so hard to find good things to say about Glee but it's getting to the point where the only good thing about the show is the pretty people on it (what happened to when Glee was about the bottom of the social rung? There is no way some of these guys are underdogs)

Sorry about the rant, it was my first post in this forum and I kinda didn't know when to stop, my mind kept finding things I wanted to say.

 

[FuryOfFirestorm]

About the wedding party thing: since everything was already paid for and everyone was already there, might as well just enjoy the reception anyway. It's not like Shue could have gotten a refund, and a lot of the guests already took time out from their schedules to be there, so why let a perfectly good party go to waste? It's not like Emma died or got caught banging the priest in the coat check room.

 

[Poozy1]

It's been way too long since Jayma Mayes (Miss Pilsbury) sang, and she killed it!!!

Also unrelated but Vaporape! LOL!!