Gosh,how mean are you guys!

[G-Lexington]

YOU DID?!?!? Where? When? How'd I miss that?

God, I have to do everything for you people.

Lex

 

[BostonPirate]

NOPE

You drop your pants... we will do the rest.

Line forms here, boys!

 

[G-Lexington]

I'm a firm believer in the maxim of "turnabout is fair play". Emphasis on the firm. So how about turning about and showing us some of that pirate booty?

Lex

 

[Kahaih]

Is the thread’s author up for parole tomorrow?

At midnight tonight or tomorrow night?

How does that work?

Anyway, it’s nice of you guys to keep his thread all warm and fuzzy for him.

 

[G-Lexington]

Yeah, why should his neighbor have all the fun? If anybody's going to join him in the hot tub, it should be me.

Lex

 

[mikey3000]

I'm patiently waiting for Mikey3000's ass. He's got a cute face so I bet the rest of him is cute as well

I wish that was my face. I was thinking of putting up my face as my avatar but since someone here today told me I was as ugly as fuck, that won't be happening any time soon either.

 

[G-Lexington]

I wish that was my face. I was thinking of putting up my face as my avatar but since someone here today told me I was as ugly as fuck, that won't be happening any time soon either.

But you make your neighbor stop and stare? Come on - drop trou already.

Lex

 

[mikey3000]

LOL! I tried to take a pic of my butt, but it didn't turn out good and I got busted. The wife laughed and offered to take one for me tomorrow.

 

[G-Lexington]

Your wife kicks ass (in addition to photographing it). Thank her for me on behalf of all of JUB.

Lex

 

[BostonPirate]

I'm a firm believer in the maxim of "turnabout is fair play". Emphasis on the firm. So how about turning about and showing us some of that pirate booty?

Lex

A Pirate is never supposed to show his ass, I have no idea why, but it's right here in the rule book. Now you don't really want to make me look like ... welll.. a bad pirate, do you?

 

[G-Lexington]

Consider my timbers rightly shivered. Verily, that's a deck I'd like to put all hands on. Perhaps we might retire to your cabin and show each other our crow's nests?

Lex

 

[BostonPirate]

lol

That Ain't my ass. I just googled pirate ass and that came up on the second page.

But I must say it really resembles the hair growth pattern on my ass.

 

[ChickenGuy]

EDIT:

Seghers, that's one of my favourite pics of you.

Not just for your cute little backside but also for the very relaxed and carefree 'feeling' that comes across about you from it, it's a very endearing quality about you.

 

[G-Lexington]

You did post that one, Seg. I know because I have it saved. Hope that doesn't make me sound creepy.

lol

That Ain't my ass. I just googled pirate ass and that came up on the second page.

But I must say it really resembles the hair growth pattern on my ass.

Pics or gtfo.

You too, Guy. Don't be Chicken.

Lex

 

[BostonPirate]

Did I post this one?

Nope I would have remembered that one. Look it's JUB on the screen. Like the short hair. I remember your but being hairier for some reason.

 

[BostonPirate]

But I still want to watch... I can't take my own ass and I just threw my husbands drunk ass in bed.

 

[G-Lexington]

Then he's not awake to watch you taking the photo and posting it online. Hop to it.

Lex

 

[BostonPirate]

Then he's not awake to watch you taking the photo and posting it online. Hop to it.

Lex

He could care less about the butt picture part. I want him to take the picture. He'd be scandalized if I posted something he thought showed a less than flattering blush of cheek, so to speak.

He would just be pissed if I didn't post one he likes...lol.

You've never been married, have you?

 

[G-Lexington]

Not to your husband, no. My guy just thinks it's all silly - the only thing that would upset him is a photo of him...or one of our house in disarray.

Lex

 

[BostonPirate]

I know, I look fairly smooth here. As I've said, I don't believe in shaving so it's probably just the light or something.

Well its a beauty. Still one of the all time bests I've seen here at JUB.

It never loses it's charm, that's for sure.