H. M. S. J U B

[Kulindahr]

Over and again I find people here mentioning cruises. Such a thing is astronomically beyond my budget, but I could handle a virtual cruise....


* Kul, invitation in hand, walks up the gangplank and looks around. The main deck isn't like any cruise ship he's ever heard of -- for starters, it has turrets fore and aft, huge guns pointing straight ahead and behind, three cannon each... his imagination goes to work *


If you're reading this, you have an invitation -- come on board!

 

[pacz]

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Thanks for the invite, I look forward to a vacation!

Check-in went very smooth, I have a large cabin with a balcony!!!

 

[Kulindahr]

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I see the good ship JUB will grow with our imaginations! Good!




*heads for the Olympic pool on the afterdeck, pausing at the sign on the ladder:

No Clothing Beyond This Point

grins and sheds as he goes up the steps *


Can I come look at your cabin? I want a balcony, too, maybe!

 

[pacz]

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curls up in bed for a nap. See you tomorrow. Goodnight! Love the post!

 

[Kulindahr]

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Enjoy!

I'm gonna go practice cannonballs!

 

[deerborne]

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If Carrot Top is the entertainment I'm staging a mutiny

 

[The_Reaper]

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Ahem...

"I am a captain of the Queen's Navy..."

Not really, but one can dream...

Now where is that blasted cabin!

 

[Sausy]

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A private cabin is preferable,but if I must share quarters with anyone.....nothing untoward without mutual consent.I am a gentleman,after all!

 

[The_Reaper]

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I believe your ^ cabin is next to mine....


I still can't find mine though! This map is useless!!!!

 

[deerborne]

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I got extra mints on my pillows!

 

[Sausy]

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Thank you,and I do believe it is a private cabin !The maps are rather antiquated and an updated ship directory would have been a welcome and convenient help to us....but this is only the maiden voyage,the kinks still need to be worked out.Let us hope the voyage is far more enjoyable than the settling in!

 

[The_Reaper]

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Just don't complain to the captain...

I have enough to worry about...

Now, where's the bridge!

 

[Sausy]

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I signed up for the promise of an adventurous voyage,so there will be no complaints from me....the way to the bridge is past the galley,I believe.Enjoy your voyage,sir!

 

[The_Reaper]

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Galley?! What the hell's a galley!?

Fire aft torpedos! Ram the pengiuns! Dive, dive, dive!

 

[davy]

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didn't someone a loooooooooooong time about make an image of all of us on a boat somewhere?

that would be SO appropriate right now.

 

[Sausy]

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Galley?! What the hell's a galley!?

Fire aft torpedos! Ram the pengiuns! Dive, dive, dive!

We don't dive sir.This is a reconstituted old British naval vessel.We're not on the Enterprise,sir!We blast cannons and guns!

 

[ComNavFdgPk]

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...for starters, it has turrets fore and aft, huge guns pointing straight ahead and behind, three cannon each...

<<<<<Gee, that sounds awfully familiar!!!

 

[The_Reaper]

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We don't dive sir.This is a reconstituted old British naval vessel.We're not on the Enterprise,sir!We blast cannons and guns!

Fine then!

Fire forward torpedos, with a full spread of artillery fire to confuse the enemy! Then, we shall head straight towards the iceburg, and play chicken with it!

I'm sure that limely yellow bastard will move before we come within 3 feet of it!

 

[Sausy]

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Fine then!

Fire forward torpedos, with a full spread of artillery fire to confuse the enemy! Then, we shall head straight towards the iceburg, and play chicken with it!

I'm sure that limely yellow bastard will move before we come within 3 feet of it!

Are you certain you're not related to that American commander,Admiral Bush,of the U.S.S. Washington?He was known for his similar self-assuredness.Sunk his ship ramming a damn iceberg known as Saddam's Folly.

 

[The_Reaper]

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Are you certain you're not related to that American commander,Admiral Bush,of the U.S.S. Washington?He was known for his similar self-assuredness.Sunk his ship ramming a damn iceberg known as Saddam's Folly.

Nope, no realtion...


Hmmm...On second thought...

Let's swing the ship over to Tahiti, and then make a quick stop in some european countries to pick up some more JUBers..

Sausageeater! You have the helm!