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[The_Reaper]

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For anyone interested...

Cruise entertainment will be starting in a few moments.

We have a certain JUBer with a one-man monologue about his inability to hold an erection on days considered holy by any group of people.

Another is doing a musical revue of broadway over the last 50 years...

And I myself shall be doing to acts this evening.

One shall be highlights from Shakespeare, and the other shall be me and a few others recreating famous Monty Python sketches.

Show starts a 7:00, cocktails at 5:00, cocks at 6:00...Dinner at 6:45...

 

[psychobandit]

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HHhhmmmmmmm..................Cocktails & Cocks? fuck abandoning ship, I think i'll go down on the ship..er...with, with the ship

.oO(maybe we'll make it so hot, that ole iceburg will melt!)

(why are these iceburgs near spain anyway???)

 

[dynk]

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Spain? I thought we were heading for Hawaii?

 

[psychobandit]

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Nope, Kulindahr changed course to spain to pick up some "hotty latin help"

 

[dynk]

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I want off then, he can't just change directions after we bought tickets to a certain location. That is Tyrany.

 

[dynk]

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It sure is, I signed on for Hawaii and now we are heading for Spain. Get me a helicopter, I am getting off.

Good morning Gumby!

 

[Kyanimal]

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Hawaii/Spain ... Spain/Hawaii ... Guys with dark hair and smoldering brown/black eyes! Ripped, "Olive" skinned, toned bodies! And, besides ... with everyone already on board, who the Heck cares where we're headed anyway??? Count me in!! Full speed ahead!!!

 

[dynk]

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Well I want off, I want to go to Hawaii not Spain. This is Mutiny.

 

[dynk]

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I have been to Spain, wanted Hawaii now where it is warm. Spain in the spring maybe.

 

[Kyanimal]

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I'm a quarter Hispanic, does that count? I got the dark hair, my eyes are hazel, I got a swimmer build, I'm pushing forty, and my skin is only Olive when I have been in the sun for a few days. ............ Anyway, I'm on board if Stevenavy is captain, Ky is lurking, and all the other guys who have posted are signed on!

Does that count??? Are you kidding??? Kev and I would be happy to go ANYWHERE with You and Eric!!

(And I'm not even talking about anything "Frisky"!!)

 

[dynk]

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I am all packed, how does one get these lifeboats down, I am out of here. :grrrr:

 

[Kulindahr]

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I am pleased to announce we have a dozen new Spanish cabin boys.

Robert, our official not-so-official photomaster, is assigned getting their pics.

Next stop, the Canary Islands, where we will have a "Canary Holiday" -- the best imitation of a canary, on the beach, gets a prize!




C'mere, Osvaldo, let's get you settled in. What do you think of a rotary bed? Never seen one? Well, now! . . . . .

 

[dynk]

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**Rowing away in a life boat, and they did not even notice I am gone.** (I think I see a plane coming.........

 

[Kulindahr]

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NOW what am I going to do??!!!

* storms around the ballroom *

Our guest chef left! How can we have a dinner party now?!

 

[pacz]

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I will help with the cooking!

 

[dynk]

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You guys are on your own. The Helicopter picke me up and I am flying to Hawaii.

 

[pacz]

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Sorry I couldn't wave you off, too busy planning a menu.

 

[dynk]

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Enjoy, I will be eating poi.

 

[Kyanimal]

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Don't overtax yourself with that menu! I'm pretty sure Everyone will be happy with not much more than MEAT!! (And LOTS of it!!)

Canary Islands, huh? I 'spose that explains all the yellow body paint we loaded in Barcelona!

Still searching for some Olive Oil, though. My new Spanish cabin boy seems to be looking a tad "dry"!

And what's with all those naked guys on the "Fan"tail?? (Now that the "chopper" took off.)

 

[Kyanimal]

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Enjoy, I will be eating poi.

We'll be eating boi!