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H. M. S. J U B

Whew!

Good news -- the insurance company is going to pay up on the damage we got going through the Canal!

Now I just have to find out who started spinning the gun turrets while we were in the locks....
 
Why would you want to chase me? Besides I am back in the Boston area now and freezing.
 
Kulindahr said:
Whew!

Good news -- the insurance company is going to pay up on the damage we got going through the Canal!

Now I just have to find out who started spinning the gun turrets while we were in the locks....
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*Strolls around decks, hands behind back, whistling softly ... * :-$ O:) (o)

(Just givin' MP a "ride", and trying to dislodge that billy club from his port hole! Only tryin' to help out a fellow JUBber! Really!! It was with the best of intentions! And now that his port hole is "vacant" ... :sex: :badgrin: )
 
It's vacant but prolly not as snug as it used to be :p
 
Our forward big guns aren't as snug as they used to be, either.

I think we should go to Boston and rescue Dynk from the cold. But the Canal doesn't want us back through there, so we're going the long way -- Hawaii, Midway, Wake Island, Guam, Taiwan, and then Hong Kong....

Anchors aweigh, my boys!
 
Seasick? :eek:

Ky, Cocky, everyone, we'll just have to keep Dynk too busy to get seasick! We need a plan! :cool:
So... how much lube do we have? How many cabin boys? Get out those manuals! Schedule rehearsals! :gogirl:
 
I managed to smuggle six cases of ID Plus from the last port. That should keep us going for a few more nights
 
Kulindahr said:
Who's good at organizing a schedule to cover 24/7?
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I can do this

Let me power up the laptop and open a new Excel spreadsheet. I'll have it posted outside the sauna by midnight
 
Sounds like Dynk plans to leave for somewhere else when we get to Boston.

Wonder how long it takes to get to Boston, going by way of Hawaii, Hong Kong, the Suez, Sicily, and the Bahamas?
 
Kulindahr said:
Sounds like Dynk plans to leave for somewhere else when we get to Boston.

Wonder how long it takes to get to Boston, going by way of Hawaii, Hong Kong, the Suez, Sicily, and the Bahamas?
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I'll bet it will take most of the afternoon. ;)

Dynk has a birthday today!


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JakeLucas said:
I'll bet it will take most of the afternoon. ;)

Dynk has a birthday today!
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Oh!
Right!

*turns on public address system*

All hands, this is your tour director! Get your cute asses back to your cabins, pronto! We have a place to go and a man to see, and normal measures will not suffice! Please secure your door and close all portholes!
Engine room, take us to max speed!

*watches display showing passengers scurrying to cabins, waits while engine builds to 112% power level*

All hands, prepare for ... things to get weird!

*opens secret panel on bridge. beneath is a red button with a pin securing it. removes pin; message on bridge status display reads:

LUDICROUS SPEED ENABLED​

presses red button*

Ladies and gentlemen, cabin boys and guests, we will arrive in Boston in seventeen minutes and forty-four seconds!
 
I got home late,but want to wish Dynk a belated Happy Birthday!(*8*)
 
I thought "Ludicrous speed" only worked on maid transformer spaceships & flying Winnabego's ????
 
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