H. M. S. J U B

[Kyanimal]

Sir!

Sir!

There's a porthole open on the starboard side!

"Ludicrous Speed" also works once I get my teeth into "Blondy's" towel!!

Hampfy Berlated Burlthday, Dynkthter!!

 

[Kulindahr]

I thought "Ludicrous speed" only worked on maid transformer spaceships & flying Winnabego's ????

It works on the H.M.S. JUB, too, if "all external apertures" are closed!

Well, except the stacks, but that's okay; once nobody's looking, they transform into warp nacelles.




Uh-oh... I wasn't supposed to tell....

 

[Kulindahr]

Glad you're keepin' 'em in shape!

Everybody, we finally got that porthole closed, after application of a few cabin boys.

We're now in Boston harbor, firmly attached to the dock, tightly anchored against waves -- so no one can get seasick.
Thus prepared, we await our guest of honor, presidential candidate Paul Dynk!

There will be a giant birthday cake from which a number of cabin boys will erupt, dressed solely in frosting!
The smaller swimming pool on the fifth level of the stern will be filled with champagne!
An ice cream fight is scheduled for ... well, that'll be a surprise! but each attendee will get his (or her) own three-gallon bucket (with sixty-nine flavors to choose from!)!
We'll have a condom-art contest when the ice cream runs out!

And much, much more, in honor of our Dynk's birthday!

 

[psychobandit]

*Cannon-balls into the smaller swimming pool filled with champagne*

oooooooooooooooooo........ that's tingly on me balls!

why does it taste funny though??

oh....maybe I shoulda showered first.......

 

[Kulindahr]

Nice to see you having fun!

Now I need to catch our Dynk...

 

[Kulindahr]

* sits on the balcony above the pool of champagne, looking at all the preparations for Dynk's party, wondering where he went wrong *

 

[Kyanimal]

Hi, Kul!

I've gotten the impression that Dynk is not only not interested in a Party, but is in NO way intending on coming anywhere near a ship!

So ... since we're here ... how about a short cruise across the bay to P-town?? (Only 1/4 Impulse should do the trick!)

We can do dinner at "The Lobster Pot", a little dancing at "The A-House", and some after hours socializing at "Sparticus Pizza", just up the street!!

 

[Raybee]

Did I miss another party? Damn. Them cabin boys keep making me walk the plank. And don't think that trying to catch up with H.M.S.J.U.B., when it's on Ludicrous Speed, is easy.It 'aint! Nice cake tho

 

[dynk]

^^looks like someone has been to P-town before. I may meet you in P-town.

 

[Kyanimal]

^Hey, Hey! Found the Dynkster!!

Captain Kul ... P-town please? Yes? Yes??

 

[just_mills]

Jeezus! What've I missed!

 

[dynk]

You did not miss much Millzy, we missed Amsterdam.

 

[just_mills]

Fair point!

 

[Kulindahr]

To P-Town!

And we'll have to think of something to do with all those party preparations... but those cabin boys waiting to jump out of the cake for Dynk, wearing nothing but frosting, will be disappointed!


Amsterdam... that sounds like a good place to go after P-Town.

 

[Kulindahr]

New standing orders: if we're near land, or in port, and Dynk can join us, Ky, you can take the helm and get us there!

 

[Raybee]

Cap'n, for the Amsterdam leg of the journey, we'll be needin' clogs and tulips for the cabin bois ..... it's some kinda fantasy thing. Who do I see about that?

 

[Kulindahr]

* opens drawer and takes item from petty cash *

Raybee, I appoint you Acting Purser. Here's our petty cash card -- don't spend more than a grand on those fantasy things.


Uh, just to keep the bookkeeping easy, don't spend less than a grand, either -- 'kay?

 

[Raybee]

Aye, Aye Cap'n...............is said cheque redeemable at the Bar? (just askin' )

 

[Kulindahr]

It's like a debit card.
But remember, it's for those fantasy things you talked about!



(Make it a good one.)

 

[psychobandit]

*just found out if you jump into a pool of champagne feet first, the champagne tingles as it shoots up yer butt, then makes bubbly farts*

tee hee