H. M. S. J U B

[Raybee]

501's - now me gets it!

I'll up it to $567

Any more bids for cabin boy Dirk?

 

[cockman1701]

I've missed out. I've been locked in my cabin with this.....

 

[Kulindahr]

$569 for Dirk!

 

[Raybee]

Cockman, you got this cabin boy on ebay didn't you!?!? Clearly a fake!
Now DIRK, there's the real thing! So make a bid!

I've missed out. I've been locked in my cabin with this.....

 

[Kulindahr]

<singing>

There ain't no tub
like dear old JUB!
We only set sail
with premium male!

<hic>

<thump>

 

[Raybee]

<singing>

And the H.M.S
stands for HoMoSex
for a bottle 'o Rum
you can watch Dirk c--.

 

[Raybee]

hic!

sorry

 

[Kulindahr]

Does anybuddy know what port we're in?

 

[Raybee]

Cap'n Kul - another video-bid from Streisand

$600 for the boy ...

<singing>

Don't tell me not to live
just sit and putter
Life's candy and the sun's
a ball of butter.


Captain, I reckon we accept the bid, or she'll sing for hours!
What say Ye?

 

[Kyanimal]

I think we're still in P-town. Huh?? (Why does that always happen to me when I'm here? )

Babs must have been visiting some of her pals on Nanfucket, or maybe Marvtha's Vinyeyard. But ... DAMN! ... I've gotta save Dirk!

$1000!

(Just replenished your budget, Ray!)

 

[Kulindahr]

Cap'n Kul - another video-bid from Streisand

$600 for the boy ...

<singing>

Don't tell me not to live
just sit and putter
Life's candy and the sun's
a ball of butter.


Captain, I reckon we accept the bid, or she'll sing for hours!
What say Ye?

Keel-haul the bitch!

 

[Kulindahr]

I think we're still in P-town. Huh?? (Why does that always happen to me when I'm here? )

Babs must have been visiting some of her pals on Nanfucket, or maybe Marvtha's Vinyeyard. But ... DAMN! ... I've gotta save Dirk!

$1000!

(Just replenished your budget, Ray!)

$1001 !

'Cause I can think of 1001 reasons.....

 

[Raybee]

Now we're talking!!!!!


I bid $1010

 

[Kulindahr]

Hmmm...

Let's see those tulips you're gonna buy!

 

[Raybee]

Are these to your liking Cap'n Kul

 

[Kulindahr]

Are these to your liking Cap'n Kul

How delightful!

I'll surrender on the bidding. That leaves you and Ky.

Can we get other colors, too?

 

[Kulindahr]

Are these to your liking Cap'n Kul

Oh, I like them -- I really do like them!

* wanders off admiring tulips *

 

[Kyanimal]

Oh, I like them -- I really do like them!

* wanders off admiring tulips *

Those are truly Lovely! And, in a way, quite fascinating! Could it be because they might remind one of ... ?? slap: !!)

Great job, Ray!!!

**Scurries off to Ray's cabin, to "comfort" Dirk, while Ray is taking his bows on the bow! **

 

[Kulindahr]

Looks like Ky is out of the biding -- Dirk goes to Ray!

Dirk???

 

[Kyanimal]

Looks like Ky is out of the biding -- Dirk goes to Ray!

Dirk???

Uh ... Dirk is currently "Busy"!!