H. M. S. J U B

[Kulindahr]

Tho the stud on the right has something suggestive hanging out.....

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[Raybee]

Tho the stud on the right has something suggestive hanging out.....

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It must be the emergency rip-cord, in case his chute doesn't open!

 

[Kulindahr]

It must be the emergency rip-cord, in case his chute doesn't open!

If it doesn't open, maybe it's too tight. I'll have to help him release some pressure!

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[Raybee]

That's why you're the Captain. You can take command in ANY emergency situation!

 

[Kulindahr]

I think all I'm doing is transferring pressure -- I feel a swelling!

Raybee, do something!

 

[Raybee]

Aye, aye Captain! I think I have the matter in hand!
I'd advise a good swig of rum first though.

 

[sushi_wonderland]

sexy thumb!

 

[Kulindahr]

Aye, aye Captain! I think I have the matter in hand!
I'd advise a good swig of rum first though.

Er, is that the right tool for this problem?

<gulp>

 

[Raybee]

I get the message Captain. How insensitive of me! You want the personal touch>

 

[Kulindahr]

Uh, better....

But I was thinking something kinda round, and warm, and wet, with a bit of suction.....

 

[Raybee]

Cap'n, I swear.........the lengths I go to for you!!!!

 

[psychobandit]

Cap'n, I swear.........the lengths I go to for you!!!!

well, Oi was jest gittin a little giggle outta da back n forth, but DIS one 'ad me
God the IMAGE it put in me 'ead!

 

[Kulindahr]

Cap'n, I swear.........the lengths I go to for you!!!!

Ooooh -- kinky!

I can have suction all OVER me!

Now I was interviewing this potential cabin boy.....

* goes back to applying suction *

 

[Raybee]

....more applicants Cap'n
It's going to be a long day........................

 

[Kulindahr]

I don't know if they're applying, but I'm interviewing them!

 

[Raybee]

I want the guy in the black beanie. No..... I NEED the guy in the black beanie.
What are the plans after the applying, suctioning and interviewing are done Cap'n?

 

[Kulindahr]

Um, wasn't someone leading a tour?

 

[Raybee]

Aye, Aye Cap'n. Just checking that we weren't going to be late to meet Brian in Puerto Vallarta. Rightio then! Done fellatin'....let's get skatin'

As you can see Cap'n, a whole bunch of Dutch JUBbers have begun to gather in Amsterdam Square, to hear you address them. Many of them have chosen to squat (it is a sign of reverence) in your honour.
You might wish to say a few words......there may be hecklers though

 

[Kulindahr]

Um, a few words....

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. Be all you can be. Reach out and touch someone. Live long, and prosper. Be excellent to each other. And remember: wherever you go, there you are.

 

[psychobandit]

*reaches out & touches Kulindahr*

(Tee hee)