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* waltzes off into fantasies of conjugal bliss *
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It begs the question. Why would you want to "march" at your own wedding. Of course I refer to "The Wedding March", that Da Daaa Da Da Da Daaa... tune. Wouldn't a Waltz be more appropriate?
So maybe we could do a swap and have "The Wedding Waltz" and "Marching Matilda", thereby solving both problems.
And leaving us with more time to work on the issue of 'car pool seals'.
So maybe we could do a swap and have "The Wedding Waltz" and "Marching Matilda", thereby solving both problems.
And leaving us with more time to work on the issue of 'car pool seals'.
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Go for it. 
Wait a minute -- does Australia have Mardi Gras later than everyone else?
Wait a minute -- does Australia have Mardi Gras later than everyone else?
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I do not approve of that float!
Not enough horny hats.
Er, hats with horns.
And those guys should be wearing nothing but swords and shields. And maybe bearskin capes.
Not enough horny hats.
Er, hats with horns.
And those guys should be wearing nothing but swords and shields. And maybe bearskin capes.
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"Waltzing Brunhilde, Waltzing Brunhilde
Who'll come a waltzing Brunhilde with me...."......
Yea-yuh! 
With a ONE-two! Swing that ax!
THREE-four! Block that sword! 
<sings drunkenly>
And we'll all be GAY
when Brunhilde comes waltzing home! 
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Send out the invitations!
Chief Raybee has a winner here --
we gonna have us a da-yunce!!
Chief Raybee has a winner here --
we gonna have us a da-yunce!!
psychobandit
My name is Alice
uh, well let's see, The only kinda dancing i've even done is "square dancing"..... I'm gonna look like a dork!
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Don't worry, Psycho; we have some squares you can dance with!!
Looks like that second group needs someone!
Looks like that second group needs someone!
psychobandit
My name is Alice
oh goodie, I'll just slip on in there...
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Is that how I "enter"?
oh wait.....that just looked wrong!
I just slay myself sometimes
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oh wait.....that just looked wrong!
I just slay myself sometimes
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Grab your partner, swing him 'round!
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I've been blown on the beach.....
Hahahahaha, Ray you're such a muppet.
I actually LOL'd at that!
I actually LOL'd at that!
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Long ago, in a place without strife, before trash from all over began washing up on our beaches, a native girl walked along the shore in solitude. The lagoon was her goal' at this time of day, the sun halfway to the zenith, no one would be there, except...
Her heart beat fast at the sight of the golden hair falling against a broad back. Only his shoulders were visible, yet those also vanished as he leaned to dive into the crystal-clear water -- probably, she thought with a giggle, in search of a gift for her, perhaps some great shell that would delight her eyes but she'd hardly be able to lift: he'd hand it up out of the water, and she'd laugh in delight and take it, and nearly fall in from the weight...
She slowed -- odd, any watcher would have thought, given her evident eagerness, but her breath caught in her throat at the sight of him climbing out on the far side of the lagoon. The sun sparkling on the water made it hard to see, yet she could tell he'd finally done what he teased about: he wore only his golden hair, though it seemed the rest of his hair wasn't as golden as that on his head. Fire flowed through her veins, and she broke into a run....
Her heart beat fast at the sight of the golden hair falling against a broad back. Only his shoulders were visible, yet those also vanished as he leaned to dive into the crystal-clear water -- probably, she thought with a giggle, in search of a gift for her, perhaps some great shell that would delight her eyes but she'd hardly be able to lift: he'd hand it up out of the water, and she'd laugh in delight and take it, and nearly fall in from the weight...
She slowed -- odd, any watcher would have thought, given her evident eagerness, but her breath caught in her throat at the sight of him climbing out on the far side of the lagoon. The sun sparkling on the water made it hard to see, yet she could tell he'd finally done what he teased about: he wore only his golden hair, though it seemed the rest of his hair wasn't as golden as that on his head. Fire flowed through her veins, and she broke into a run....