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H. M. S. J U B

You had me right from the start of the story.

I got a woody at the sight of the word "Long".!oops!
 
Hmmm....

Maybe I should write a script for a play on the H.M.S. JUB. It would be a long shot, but if I kept it from getting too long, people might go along.

Now I need a title... I long for someone to help me out.
 
Am in a hurry at the moment Cap'n. Can't stay long -
Will have a think about it....and get back to you.
Keep writing. I'm sure it's coming along well.
 
What's that? do I detect the distinct scent of fish?:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

no.....nono..........nonononononooooooooooooo.....................not on the HMS Jub!

It's a GAY ole ship, not a Lesbian or.......oh, dare I say it......a STRAIGHT woman ship?!??!?!

nonononononononononononononononononoooo....getting unacceptable images in me widdle head...:p :p :p :p :p
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


*mutters* women bad, ya, must get away, ya.... (a very bad "rain man" imitation)
 
Kulindahr said:
Hmmm....

Maybe I should write a script for a play on the H.M.S. JUB. It would be a long shot, but if I kept it from getting too long, people might go along.

Now I need a title... I long for someone to help me out.
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After reading psychobandits post, it came to me in a flash. You could call the play "DESPERATE FISHWIVES"!
 
Or, "Wankers Away"
Or "Mutiny on The Booty"
Or "Nudity on The Bounty"
Or "The Pirates of Peniszance"
Or "Fellatio Hornblower"
Or.....................................ok, enough already!
 
I think you should. It could be the Aquatic version of "Queer As Folk".
 
Raybee said:
Or, "Wankers Away"
Or "Mutiny on The Booty"
Or "Nudity on The Bounty"
Or "The Pirates of Peniszance"
Or "Fellatio Hornblower"
Or.....................................ok, enough already!
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ah cum on, keep going! I was enjoying them, especially "Fellatio Hornblower" :bj:
 
Well, maybe "DESPERATE FISHWIVES" could be a musical play, with a character called Fellatio Hornblower (based on you, of course, psychobandit)! There could even be some square-dancing in it!
The options are unlimited.
 
actually it was a Newfoundland fishwife; she scared the crap out of me

I've been hiding in my cabin with her husband for the last five days

:badgrin: ;) !oops!
 
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