H. M. S. J U B

[Kyanimal]

Hey!

Dirk's out in the lake with my cabin boy!

Damn it! Just when I was ready to stick my gun in Him, again!!

Considering what I paid for Him, I'm just a bit peeved at His tendancy to wonder away!

Now ... I do believe I spotted some spare ankle chains in the brig ...

In the mean time ... in the lake with Kul's cabin boy, huh? ... Ray ... still got your camera?

 

[Raybee]

"I'm just so dreadfully misunderstood....if only someone would take the time.....

 

[Kulindahr]

* Kul, passenger turned tour director turned Captain, sits atop the climbing wall on the front stack, gazing longingly at the frolicking cabin bois *

 

[Raybee]

 

[Kulindahr]

I want one for r e a l !

 

[Raybee]

I enjoyed reading the Captain's BLOG. It's a case of so near and yet so far sometimes isn't it? Are you still at the Blue Jay cafe?

 

[Raybee]

What plans have you for the day, King Gumby?

 

[Kulindahr]

That's "Blue Joe" -- "Joe" as in slang for coffee.
The coffee's quite good, too.

 

[Kulindahr]

After all that action with your cabin boys, I think you NEED some relaxing!

* passes on making joke about things being tight *

 

[Kulindahr]

This Captain could sure use some relaxing.

 

[Kulindahr]

Do you believe in leprechauns?

 

[JakeLucas]

I found some Irish boys!

 

[Kulindahr]

The one on the left is mine!

I'm taking him to my cabin and I'm going to spend an hour or three just staring at his beautiful visage.

 

[JakeLucas]

While you're staring, could you do something with his hair?

 

[Kulindahr]

I'll lick his hair and tame it some.

Not being the sort who plays favorites, I'll lick all his hair.... <licklick>

 

[Kulindahr]

yep, anything for lucky charms and pots of gold....

That is just SO gay!

 

[Raybee]

Oh Great!!! The Irish cabin boys have all been taken. SurPRIIIIIISE!
I guess I'll just have the ugly curtains in the background and consider myself lucky.
sheesh

 

[Kulindahr]

You'd better, Gumby!
You may be a king, but on a ship, the Captain is the law!









I hate being the law! Thanks for being nice to the Chief.

 

[JakeLucas]

I'll share those cabin boys.
Just visit me in my King's Suite.

I'm on my way!

 

[Kulindahr]

You can bring one to the Captain's Cabin, Jake!