H. M. S. J U B

[Kulindahr]

Tanks, Chief!

You know, we keep getting all these new rooms/cabins, but the ship's not getting bigger!
Y'think maybe Harry Potter has been here and made the JUB like one of those fancy tents?

 

[Kulindahr]

* stumbles back to his cabin, alone once more *

 

[Raybee]

Captain, Oh My Captain!
Anything I can get you besides this? :

 

[Kulindahr]

<sniff>

Tanks, Chief.

 

[Raybee]

Where be the Captain.....and whereto now from 'ere?
Not that oim complaining like, oi damn well love this beer!

 

[Kulindahr]

The Captain is swimming laps in the Olympic pool.

 

[Raybee]

Didn't realise Lappland had a swim team, but hey......all welcome!


Now, there's a thought.............

 

[Raybee]

Will King Gumby help me improve my stroke?

 

[Kulindahr]

Join the King's Swin Team.. Tryouts in the main pool and King's Suite tub..

I can't decide if that's a typo for "Swing Team" or "Swim Team".

 

[Kulindahr]

How about lessons? Not just swing, but ballroom dance in general?


I'd like to tango with Dirk....

 

[Raybee]

Thanks for the clarification King Gumby.
SEWING in the ballroom - tomorrow night. Got it!!!

Is he really a KNITTING? *asks Russell*

 

[Kulindahr]

mighty long needles, there

 

[Raybee]

It keeps him from picking up and throwing telephones! Otherwise he'll end up cleaning toilets for the NY Sanitation Dept., like Naomi Campbell is doing at the moment, for throwing a phone at her maid. Charming behaviour, don't you think!

Captain, King Gumby needs some sunshine.

 

[Kulindahr]

Fine.

Let's go sail along the equator till we bump something.

 

[Raybee]

Hope this works!

 

[psychobandit]

What, did the ship sink????

 

[BrandonSBCA]

What, did the ship sink????

Yeah I got on the boat and due to my extremely large weight I sunk it.

Seriously I did.

 

[Kulindahr]

Is that why there are dolphins outside my cabin window?!

I'd better see if we have a submerged mode.....

 

[BrandonSBCA]

Is that why there are dolphins outside my cabin window?!

I'd better see if we have a submerged mode.....

Underwater cruises are romantic.

 

[Kulindahr]

* mutters at instructions *

... insert card C in slot T, then activate circuit O by pressing switch 84....