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[cm98059]

So, you think I can be tamed? Just how do you plan on trying to do that? What are you waiting for, get over here and get those clothes off.

 

[Kulindahr]

Naked shuffleboard on the for'ard deck!

We couldn't find the wax for the shuffleboard court, so we lubed it....

 

[cm98059]

Naked shuffleboard on the for'ard deck!

We couldn't find the wax for the shuffleboard court, so we lubed it....

Did you find those shuffleboard sticks or are we using our own sticks again? We still have the shuffleboard court? I thought we replaced that with the massage tables and nude masseuses during the last retrofit while we were in Brazil last winter.

 

[Shepherd 2]

What part of under control did I fail to put you? The picture speaks to the evidence, unless of course, he was under another name.

The hunk on the right claimed he was you, and you looked happy like this afterwards, and we had you tied up all night.

Now on your back, and put those legs up, I want another photograph.
Shep+

 

[cm98059]

Sorry, that wasn't me. Must have been some imposter. The one on the right does have some similar qualities, but with out actually measuring I think he's a little bit smaller. But coloring wise, the one in the middle is closest. I am a little more like the one on the right in this picture:

 

[Shepherd 2]

Now when you get to cabin 16 just knock three times, wait three seconds and then knock once more. I like a tall man with a good set of legs and a nice big cock. Come back in about five minutes and the other guy will be gone, I promise.
I want the real thing, no imposter for me.

I am built a lot like the man to your right with the hairy legs. But my cock is much larger, and my balls are big enough for a softball game.

Look forward to being with you soon.
Shep+

 

[Kulindahr]

Did you find those shuffleboard sticks or are we using our own sticks again? We still have the shuffleboard court? I thought we replaced that with the massage tables and nude masseuses during the last retrofit while we were in Brazil last winter.

Nope -- those needed to be under a roof, so we just put a new deck on over them and put in new shuffleboard courts. I can't find the sticks, so we may have to lie down and use pool cues.

 

[cm98059]

Nope -- those needed to be under a roof, so we just put a new deck on over them and put in new shuffleboard courts. I can't find the sticks, so we may have to lie down and use pool cues.

Well, if you start playing as good as you did last time, we will have to handicap you by taking away your cue and making you use your dick.

 

[cm98059]

...and my balls are big enough for a softball game.

Shep+

Great, I'll bring my bat and we'll smack a few balls out of the park

 

[Kyanimal]

Actually, that middle Guy could be Me! That is ... body type, fur pattern, etc. are "correct". The only problems are, I'm shorter, much older, and not quite as cute!!

And, as for getting down, and naked, on a lubed surface ... shuffleboard, or not ...

Great to see some Life resurrecting this beloved boat!!

Keep smilin'!!
Chaz

 

[Kyanimal]

Oh! Look at what I found (created)!

Keep smilin'!!
Chaz

(Originially ... the guys at the far left, and right, were fully clothed, and by themselves.)

 

[Shepherd 2]

Oh! Look at what I found (created)!

Keep smilin'!!
Chaz

(Originially ... the guys at the far left, and right, were fully clothed, and by themselves.)

The guy bending over is in my sights, I want his arse, but this does not look nearly private enough. But, then again, I am damned horny.

Shep+

 

[Riverrick]

I've been away so long, I've forgotten the sights I've been missing. I was going to ask Captain Kul where we were because someone locked me in the pool cue cupboard and its just been opened.

DAMN! He got out again!

 

[Kulindahr]

Oh! Look at what I found (created)!

Keep smilin'!!
Chaz

(Originially ... the guys at the far left, and right, were fully clothed, and by themselves.)

Oh, very well done!

 

[Kulindahr]

I've been away so long, I've forgotten the sights I've been missing. I was going to ask Captain Kul where we were because someone locked me in the pool cue cupboard and its just been opened.

I have no clue where we are -- I've been rounding up enough lube to keep the shuffleboard game going.

Then I had to round up a long line, and turn the ship around, because one of the shuffleboarders slipped right over the side!!

 

[Riverrick]

There's many a time I've spent trying to break out of a closet of some sort.

Gee, I've been working so hard on coming out of the closet that I plumb forgot about the cupboard.

 

[cm98059]

There's many a time I've spent trying to break out of a closet of some sort.

Gee, I've been working so hard on coming out of the closet that I plumb forgot about the cupboard.

Well Jag & Riverrick, go ahead and come out of the closet and the cupboard, but could you both please leave your clothing behind when you come out.

 

[Riverrick]

Well Jag & Riverrick, go ahead and come out of the closet and the cupboard, but could you both please leave your clothing behind when you come out.

Rick, thats you in that cupboard isn't it ? I agree with CM, you are way too overdressed for this cruise.

Stop bothering me!

I'm relaxing in the pool.

 

[Kulindahr]

Did the shuffleboarder forget to let go of the puck or shuffle, or whatever you call the thing you throw in that game ? I can see the man overboard Captain. He's there amongst those penguins. The presence of penguins gives me the crazy idea we may be back at The Falklands Islands

Didn't we acquire some sheep here once?

Or did we leave some?

 

[Kulindahr]

Gee, I've been working so hard on coming out of the closet that I plumb forgot about the cupboard.

Maybe this will become a trend -- gays will say, "I'm coming out of the cupboard", and people will say, "Huh?", and they'll say, "Well, everyone knew to look in the closet!"