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Maybe this will become a trend -- gays will say, "I'm coming out of the cupboard", and people will say, "Huh?", and they'll say, "Well, everyone knew to look in the closet!"

:rolleyes:

:lol:
Good idea! :rainfro:

It will be the new gay strategy. pride:
 
Stop bothering me! :grrr:

I'm relaxing in the pool. :)

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I am a dangerous man to put that much temptation in front of his nose and eyes. I can find it, whatever it is, and I can........

Shep+:sex:
 
It depends where we are ... if we're heading for the equator I might run around on the deck au naturale with the shuffleboarders.

Trust me, if you get cold, someone will be more then willing to assist you in staying warm by creating some friction. Or atleast some vigorous stroking
 
We did Kul. That was before we had a shepherd on board. Now whenever I try to acquire some, Shep has this urge to run around and try and round them up, but somehow they end up overboard.

Penguins once and sheep another time. Of course we could keep shep really busy and occupied by giving him 6 cats. We wouldn't have to worry about them ending up overboard either, have you ever seen how well a cat levitates when there is water below them?
 
Penguins once and sheep another time. Of course we could keep shep really busy and occupied by giving him 6 cats. We wouldn't have to worry about them ending up overboard either, have you ever seen how well a cat levitates when there is water below them?

If they don't already know how to levitate, the Vorlon engines will teach them, I'm sure. they think purring is an excellent accompaniment to their singing!


My guess is Vorlons like cats anyway -- it's why they have so much room in those encounter suits!

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Uh Oh! ... :eek:

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Keep smilin'!! :kiss:(*8*)
Chaz ;)
 

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ATTENTION ALL CABIN BOYS:

We haven't practiced keel-hauling recently.GET DRESSED Chase down Ky, put him in a sheep suit, and let's run through it.

About a half-dozen times.....

I had to correct your order so that the cabin boys wouldn't get distracted from their mission.
 
MAYDAY! MAYDAY!!! :eek: :help: :help: :help:

Where's that cupboard/closet???? :o #-o
 
Dearest Capt. Kul ...

It truly wasn't ME ... it was ALF!! I swear it!!

Personally, though I'm slightly allergic to them, I ADORE Cats! (And I'm not talking about menu items!)

I have had quite a few, as pets, when I was a kid, and have lived with many others that "belonged" to other people! (Though NO One can "own" a cat!)

I can play with them, and do enjoy them, but I don't dare touch my face before washing my hands. #-o

Can I (safely) "Come Out", now??? Please???

And, as for the order to the Cabin Boys to Get Dressed ... I'm truly sorry, but that just can't happen.

As "Moral Occifer", when I signed them up, I had them sign a "Disclosure Provision" specifically prohibiting them from ever being clothed! :badgrin:

Keep smilin'!! :kiss:(*8*)
Chaz ;)
 
They were absolutely DEE-Licious! YUM!! THANK YOU!, So Much!!

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Keep smilin'!! (*8*)
Chaz :slap:


Why Chaz, If I had known you had a monster cock like this, I would have been on my knees long before now. You are one stud. Thanks for eating the cats, I am convinced that the only good cat is a dead cat, and I am not certain it is safe to say that here on JUB.

Shep+:slap::slap::kiss::fellate:
 
Why Chaz, If I had known you had a monster cock like this, I would have been on my knees long before now. You are one stud. Thanks for eating the cats, I am convinced that the only good cat is a dead cat, and I am not certain it is safe to say that here on JUB.

Shep+:slap: :kiss::fellate:

Are YOU trying to get me into (more) Trouble, too, now??? :eek:

It's NOT ME! It's ALF!!!! (Geesh!!) #-o

And ... not only is it not "Safe" to DIS Cats, here on JUB, but (apparently) ... Especially not in Capt. Kul's thread!!!! Have you not been paying attention??? :slap:

Of course, no matter what ...

Keep smilin'!! :kiss:(*8*)
Chaz ;-)

(And, NO! I'm not sharing my hiding place with you! There's barely enough room in this locker ... uh ... cupboard ... uh .... closet as it is!!)
 
Do you think Chaz that we could cruise Lake Michigan and if so could we dock in Milwaukee. I have my eyes on you. I would like to look at your cat. Please?
Shep+
 
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