Haircut at WalMart...

[fabulouslyghetto]

But thank heavens, the Gift Registry was at that other Exclusive retailer, Targaaay.

Tarjay? Damn they must got that Bill Gates money.

 

[Yooper]

Tarjay? Damn they must got that Bill Gates money.

The Bride works for Tarjay.

The ideas was to give the kids Tarjay Gift Cards so she could use her Employee Discount.

But Tarjay don't make no Wedding Cakes...at least then. Now the SOOPERTarjay does.

We are freaking UPSCALE here! Just like the Eastside!

DEEluxe apartments in the SKyyyyeeee.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

The Bride works for Tarjay.

The ideas was to give the kids Tarjay Gift Cards so she could use her Employee Discount.

But Tarjay don't make no Wedding Cakes...at least then. Now the SOOPERTarjay does.

We are freaking UPSCALE here! Just like the Eastside!

Wedding cakes? Screw that, my weddin' gone have one of them ice cream cakes from Dairy Queen. I fucks wit' Dairy Queen.

 

[syoBsUtsuJ]

Ooo ... to match the Dairy's ice, you're going to become the Queen!

 

[fetaby]

The Bride works for Tarjay.

The ideas was to give the kids Tarjay Gift Cards so she could use her Employee Discount.

But Tarjay don't make no Wedding Cakes...at least then. Now the SOOPERTarjay does.

We are freaking UPSCALE here! Just like the Eastside!

DEEluxe apartments in the SKyyyyeeee.

Too bad Tarjay won't let an employee use the discount and pay with a gift card.

(at least that's what I heard)

 

[Yooper]

Too bad Tarjay won't let an employee use the discount and pay with a gift card.

(at least that's what I heard)

I think they had a workaround.

She's mananagemunt.

 

[Yooper]

By the way, did we hijack Swerve's thread?

If we did, I think he will think it is funny anyway.

To prevent hijaking accusatories, I'll say it again. Walmart.

 

[Paws]

So that's what the Flying Spaghetti Monster actually looks like in real life.

 

[fetaby]

I think they had a workaround.

She's mananagemunt.

Sneaky corporate subversion? Me likes.

 

[metta]

What is WalMart?


















ewwwwwwww.....

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

So that's what the Flying Spaghetti Monster actually looks like in real life.

Girl boom, don't hate. My girl Lashondrianiqua hooked it up.

 

[fetaby]

Girl boom, don't hate. My girl Lashondrianiqua hooked it up.

So is that a biblical name? What's it stand for?

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

So is that a biblical name? What's it stand for?

Lashon- comes from her grandmother's name Lashondaquayquay. Dria- is the name of her mama's chilhood friend, Niqua is the name of the styling gel her sister be usin' to fix them baby hurrs.

 

[fetaby]

Ohh, that's just like my sister's bestfriend's cousin, her name Tirlasean. Her momma says the Tir is for all the no good muthafuckin bitch ass menz that left her with all them other heithn babies,

la sea- that thurs fancy french for the ocean,

n- just because.

We should get them gurlz together at family reunion, I bet they be faz friends.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Speakin' of, what about that cashier Koolaidria? She got such a bad attitude.

 

[fetaby]

Yea, she jus mad cuz she never know the flavor. It's grape and orange, bitch.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Yea, she jus mad cuz she never know the flavor. It's grape and orange, bitch.

She oughta know, she work in aisle 7 with Demarcus and Ray Ray.

 

[fetaby]

Darmarcus that blurple muthafucka, and Ray Ray, he so high yella he named after the sun...

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Darmarcus that blurple muthafucka, and Ray Ray, he so high yella he named after the sun...

Chile yes, he ain't never gone make associate assistant supervising manager.

 

[fetaby]

specially while blowin' all da stockboys on the overnight crew, he think he one slick dl brotha, but erbody know that glory hole was cut into the menzroom stall jus fo 'im.