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Have You Ever Had Sex With A BAGEL???????

Have You Ever Had Sex With A BAGEL???????

  • Yes, I tried it

    Votes: 1 1.7%

  • No

    Votes: 43 72.9%

  • No, but now I want to

    Votes: 15 25.4%
  • Total voters
    59
skinIsIn said:
Why? Is/was your father a fournaris?? (greek for a breadsmith; I call my dad "Baba" as well, instead of patera or dad, though I am aware that "baba" is Persian in origin, and which is used throughout Cental Eurasia, nothern Afica and India...)

But just remember (my litlle bagel bangers,) [-X gratuitous spooning most certainly leads to forking!!![-X
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Baba is also a Jewish Grandmother.
 
Ah but what would you do if all one had was a Bagel Dog?
 
Sometimes you just have to give in and bang your bagel's hole before you eat it...apply the butter first,you can use it for the bangin' and to schmear on the bagel later.!oops! :sex: :gogirl: ;)
 
robertac said:
Only the sausageeater could have this down to a fine art! :p
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It's all about experience..live and learn to appreciate the fine art of properly fucking your bagel before eating it!:p

__X__ said:
Butter? #-o

A bagel deserves cream cheese. :p
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Butter makes MUCH better lube to slide up and down your bagel's hole..it's just practical and yummy too!:D Though ordinarily,when I'm not fucking my bagel,I insist on cream cheese!:D :p
 
__X__ said:
I am going to have to ask Vanman about this. He knows how to do a bagel. :D

I will get back to you.
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Feel free,but if Vannie says butter isn't better for pumping your bagel,I'll have to wonder just how good a food guy he really is!!!:p
 
vanman34 said:
I like to use.....

ICBIFAB.....I cannot believe I'm fucking a bagel....:D
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That's close enough to butter!I win,X!:gogirl: :p But I am perplexed a great chef like Vannie would use a butter substitute over real,tempting,rich creamery butter....I guess catering to all those healthy crap loving high falutin' clients has turned Vannie Hollywood!:eek: :p
 
What's wrong with using butter for the...erm...special moment with said bagel, THEN apply a healthy layer of cream cheese after? best of both worlds :cool:
 
LOL, HAHAHAHA, especially at the story from christopher123, OMFG, that is the most crazy story ever!! DAMN!! I am going to have to investigate all of this with some experimenting...I havent done much sex/food stuffs, but once I move to MI to be with my boyfriend I think that may definately be arranged!... :):):o
 
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: The funniest thread i have read in ages:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:​

......and NO, I haven't :sex: a bagel !​
 
:spank: Bad gay men, bad!! Didn't your mothers ever teach you not to play with your food?



On the other hand, I just read through this thread and laughed so hard, I think I might have peed a little.



And now I'm hungry.
 
Boogerqueesha said:
That was truly phenomenal, it exceeded my greatest expectations.

So, the bagel, after microwaving, got a lot softer. So soft, in fact, that it STRETCHED, and didn't break upon insertion.

Cream Cheese served as a fine lubricant.

Here is the result:

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I really didn't expect that to work. Guys, I think I'm gonna have to rethink my sexual orientation. Bagels rock my world.
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Just a reminder that pornographic images are not allowed in the hot topics forum[-X :p
 
surge said:
:rotflmao: Yep, that's how they do it, the guys at the factory stand in a line and stick their dicks into the round piece of bread dough. Same thing they do when making donuts.
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So this is why those donut holes are so tasty! :didisay:
 
Ahahahahahaha! That was funny. :)

Personally, I prefer real cream cheese. :p
 
psychobandit said:
What's wrong with using butter for the...erm...special moment with said bagel, THEN apply a healthy layer of cream cheese after? best of both worlds :cool:
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No! Butter? Whaaaat? Who puts butter on bagels?

Besides, if you did that, the cream cheese would just slide off of the bagel, and the butter by itself just doesn't do the job. You want your cream cheese to get whipped up to a nice frothiness, anyway.

Alright, lets do this the right way.....







WITH LOX!!!


MUAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA!!!

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WHO'S WITH ME???
 
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