Have you ever stolen anything?

[TickTockMan]

A long time ago. In a land far, far away.

 

[bankside]

Perhaps you should spend more time among your fellow humans.

Fellow humans?

 

[FPNY]

my boyfriend took my cherry....

 

[Alpha1851]

Perhaps you should spend more time among your fellow humans.

Oh, come on. Most people would never even think to take something that doesn't belong to them.

 

[Edward Twinkletoes]

Fellow humans?

Forgive me. Perhaps you should visit planet earth once in a while.

 

[Alpha1851]

Well considering his 'friend' committed fraud, he'll probably have to do more than just that. . .I once worked with a kid who had a "homeless" friend. He showed him a great way to make money, and I laughed hysterically when he told me. . .

Hey, I'm always amazed when folks commit a crime and brag about it later to every Tom, Dick, and Alison that will listen. Now that's smart. Most criminals are caught this way.

Even better that Alley's date brought it up! Did he really think it would impress him?

 

[StlKj]

Ugh. Forgot downloading. Yup. I'm a tainted man.

 

[Triple G]

When living in NYC as a little kid, I made friends with the local mom and pop store. One day I was there with my mother and asked if I could have a Kraft Carmal (they had a bowl on them on the counter. 2 for a penny) She said no. I snuck one and she saw me eating it as we walked back to the apartment.

Mother marched me right back to the store and made me confess and pay for it. I was so humiliated, I wished I would die. That cured me of stealing. Still remember every detail over 60 years later.

 

[jonboy1645]

Does the definition of "steal" include intent? In college I had grocery shopped, and had a case of bottled water on the bottom of my cart - went through the lines, bagger packed the things, went out, loaded, was all the way home and putting stuff away before I remembered that I might not have lifted the water up to the belt to get scanned. I think I rationalized that it was there fault for not catching it.

As to the person that believes he got one over on a bank - in every modern depositor's agreement (all those papers you get when you open an account), there is an errors and omissions clause that basically says that if the bank messes up, they get to fix the mistake. (which is the right thing to do). Anyway, it's possible he believes he got away with it, since it may have been a long time and it could have been charged off - but it's at least likely to be on his credit, or in a collection agency somewhere.

 

[Triple G]

Does the definition of "steal" include intent?

No it doesn't. You must made it right if the other party is in error. I have several times discovered a clerk has short counted items I have purchased or charged me a lesser amount. I always return to make it right. Usually blows their mind.

 

[USEDCAR]

When i was in middle highschool i stole stuff from the school. It was a old junky school i stole batterys for my walkman big blue headphones i still got them

and i used to go to tech school during high school i did retail we work in a school convenience store and i always stole stuff from there. candy office supply's etc

and when i work at target i stole this ink pen/remote control car

only thing i steal from my current job is gloves and take food home

 

[Daximus]

A piece of candy when I was a kid. Mom caught me with it and made me take it back to the store and apologize. Very embarrassing.

I stole a video game from a toy store I worked at for like 15 days. I hated that job so much I thought I'd show those fuckers when I up and quit and had a copy of DonkeyKong64 in my bag on the way out. God I was dumb when I was 18 lol.

I've stolen a little weed from people when I had none and they were being pricks about smoking me out after I had taken care of them so many fuckin' times. Assholes deserved it. Glad I left people like that behind years ago.

And the last thing I've ever stolen was a bottle of KY lube from a store about 6 years ago. I hadn't come out of the closet yet and I was to embarrassed to buy it.

I'ma dirty theif I guess. Damn me.

 

[Joshua_me]

Yes, I did. As a kid.

Our innocent young Piglet ???

What did you steal, hun ? Two grapes from the produce section ?

I kid because I love....

 

[JasunStrikesBack]

Just the hearts of all Jubbers.

 

[belamy]

Just the hearts of all Jubbers.

http://i.eimg.com.tw/d/alb/86/108086.300.jpg

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

I stole a video game from a toy store I worked at for like 15 days. I hated that job so much I thought I'd show those fuckers when I up and quit and had a copy of DonkeyKong64 in my bag on the way out. God I was dumb when I was 18 lol.

There's this school of thinking that says it's only dumb if you get caught.

In 5th grade, a calculator. I thought it was cool. I felt guilty, so I returned it the next day.

I'm bad to the bone.

Did they chop your hand off?

 

[lawrenceal]

When I was younger i stole a Yu Gi Oh Play Card from my freind. Those cards were very popular back then, and the picture printed on the card was just too hot for me to resist having (Some hot muscular green ogres) . Havent stole anything since then.

 

[Kester]

I 'borrow' pens from work.
I 'borrow' aprons and hats from work.

I figure when I leave the company I'll return them all.

When I was younger I stole some Power Ranger cards. They were hot shit back then.

 

[yeeeaaahhh]

I am all about bringing down capitalism. So I steal pretty often.
Most of the time I'll steal some food and give it to a homeless guy near buy. Or ever so often I'll steal a cute pair of underwear and keep it.

I really hate corporations.

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

I am all about bringing down capitalism. So I steal pretty often.
Most of the time I'll steal some food and give it to a homeless guy near buy. Or ever so often I'll steal a cute pair of underwear and keep it.

I really hate corporations.

But capitalism is all about stealing stuff! You're actually helping it!