Have you ever...

Another simple game where you answer the question above and then post your own.

Have you ever been to nyc?

 

[cityboy-stl]

Oh yeah...I had to hide on the back porch for a while. It was worth it, though. He had an awesome dick!

Have you ever missed a flight and got stuck at an airport for a long time?

 

[rmcrae]

Thankfully no.

Have you ever traveled on a Greyhound bus?

 

[Danb258]

No I live in the UK so we don't have them

Have you ever worn someone else's unwashed used underwear?

 

[cityboy-stl]

I would, for the right guy. But no, I have not.

Have you ever figured out how many times you have jerked off and cum in your entire life?

For some reason, I thought of this a few days ago and figured it out. So far, I have cum 11,440 times, which works out to about 14 to 15 gallons of semen!


So...Have you ever....?

 

[Araucaria]

Yes, I remember figuring it out once, but I honestly don't remember what number I came up with. I could probably figure it out again, but I'll have to get back to you. I probably jacked off at least twice, often 3, 4 or more times a day from the time I hit puberty until about age 36. In my late 30s and 40s it was probably about once a day, perhaps twice or more, except during the times I was taking Zoloft, during which I was lucky if I could get off once a week or even once every two weeks. After about age 50 it went down to maybe once or twice a week, except maybe a couple of times a month I'd get extra horny and I'd have a binge of maybe 2, 3, or 4 times that day. It's slowly declined, and sometimes now it might be once every couple of weeks. It will take a while to calculate and crunch up all those numbers. BTW, do you have a figure for the average volume of semen per ejaculate?

Have you ever given yourself an extended edging session, where you entertain yourself with porn or private dirty thoughts, for hours at a time or even all day?

 

[PalacePaul]

Yes

Have you ever bought a sex toy in person (not online)? Yes I have...

 

[rmcrae]

No, never bought a sex toy online or in the flesh. Tell me more about the toy you bought.

Have you ever had a mishap with a sex toy?

 

[Araucaria]

I can't say I have, but let's hold the question open for another day or two. I'm sure somebody has an interesting story!

 

[rmcrae]

I can't say I have, but let's hold the question open for another day or two. I'm sure somebody has an interesting story!

I bet Dan has a story or two. Or twelve.

 

[Araucaria]

What, no takers? We'll just move on then.

Have you ever used any objects as a sexual toy or fetish (e.g., jock straps, belts, kitchen utensils, paper tubes, your college roommate's used underwear, etc.), that aren't generally thought of as sexual aids?

 

[MusicMan321]

No

Have you ever gave a cop,a bj?

 

[rmcrae]

No.

Have you ever given or received a BJ in a public place?

 

[Araucaria]

Yes, or at least the closest to it was when I was 21, I met a cute 18 year old, and we traded blow jobs in my car under the streetlights of a city street, not far from a gay bar.

Have you ever had sex in a car?

 

[The Loner]

No.

Have you ever made out with a relative?

 

[PalacePaul]

I played with my cousin when we were 12-13, not really making out though

Have you ever spied on a naked relative?

 

[rmcrae]

Have you ever fantasized about a friend's dad?

 

[Reischfleger]

Yes

Have you ever seen an actual tornado (not on TV or in a movie)?

 

[cityboy-stl]

You would think, living in the Midwest, that I would have seen a tornado. But no, I have not seen one live. I have however, hid in the basement a number of times while tornados passed close by and a few of them, almost overhead. It's scary, let me tell you.

What is more scary to me are earthquakes because you have zero warning. You usually have some warning with tornados. We have occasional quakes around here too, but so far none have caused any real damage. But an earthquake could happen 30 seconds after I hit "post reply".

Have you ever felt an actual earthquake?

 

[rmcrae]

No. We get hurricanes and tornadoes over here and I've only experienced the former.

Have you ever volunteered at a homeless shelter?

 

[The Loner]

No.

Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon?