Help me think up a name for the "Cake Boss" tourists in Hoboken

[Callum]

Brown Nosers!

 

[BearBoi]

Ah, I see, you're trying to give me a way to get RID of them, so you made up this story about the poz employee bleeding into the icing. Naw, I just want a name to call them.

Not at all. I’m simply passing along some information I heard.

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[Críostóir]

I've found out one thing that makes it a little better. Apparently if you're a local resident, you can walk straight up to the door, show ID, and go right in. So at least I can still get my rugalach!

 

[Jayden]

Cake Flakes
Dough Douches
Hungry Hippos
Sugar Stalkers
Munching Morons

 

[Críostóir]

Cake Flakes
Dough Douches
Hungry Hippos
Sugar Stalkers
Munching Morons

'Cake Flakes' is wonderful, and 'Munching Morons' is fabulous! Also, you must be a science fiction fan (I assume you're referring to Kornbluth's "The Marching Morons"), which means you're at least in part a kindred spirit.

 

[unloadonme]

You think you've got problems with tourists. You should try visiting York.

In the west country, tourists are called Grockles.

 

[Críostóir]

You think you've got problems with tourists. You should try visiting York.

In the west country, tourists are called Grockles.

You really think York has more tourists than New York?

I'm just used to being able to live in Hoboken without encountering too many of them.

 

[Joshua_me]

Well, I still like mine best so screw all of you.

 

[BearBoi]

What is this?! A LOT of gay men in the food biz are positive!

Waiters don't count.

Kidding. They count if they are hawt.

Should they be given the evil eye too? I'm sure if the guy's nose bleeds into the cake icing, he's not going to keep mixing!

I said "and suffers from spontaneous nose bleeds." I even put it in bold.

Have you ever known somebody that suffers from spontaneous nose bleeds? They don't always know when it starts bleeding, at least not right away. When you are leaning over a big bowl (for example) and working with a piece of machinery that has strong vibrations, you could easily have a 'spill'. Would they notice immediately? Would they really take to throwing away hundreds of dollars of ingredients every time? Who knows?

My problem wasn't that s/he is HIV+, nor was it with the fact that s/he has spontaneous nose bleeds, it was with the fact that it is being covered up. I think that, at the very least, people should be informed about issues that may potentially have a direct effect on their health. I know I'd sure as hell want to know.

Anyhow The Cake Boss is on TLC not the Food Network!

And in my country, it frequently airs on the Food Network. Not that I care. heh

 

[lolalola70]

how bout crumb snatchers?

 

[unloadonme]

You really think York has more tourists than New York?

Per square foot, yes.

 

[Críostóir]

Per square foot, yes.

Ah, I didn't realize we were speaking of touristal density. Perhaps you're right.

Do you agree that the intelligence of a group of tourists is inversely proportional to their density? That is, the bigger the group and the smaller the space, the stupider they act? Such has been my observation.