Hot 13 Lists – Is it Thursday Yet?

[redfox70]

Mistress Paddles, a very thought-provoking, informative and revealing subject this week

(Yeah, I know I already said pretty much the same elsewhere, but I can't think of anything else to say!)

Lefty, great joke About the typo Your posts are confusing enough without getting names wrong!

Btw, how do you know Iddo Goldberg?

 

[redfox70]

Dunno whether this has been posted before

 

[EJMichaels]

Not sure, but thanks! And that reminds me of a photo I'm trying to find - another one with 13 naked men - see email.

 

[Lefty]

Well Puddles,

That may be a state Secret politically these days.

I deny any knowledge of Bar or Bat Mitzvahs or

sitting shiva.

 

[Lefty]

Ordinarily I would not go behind someones back and steal/hijack/post

something they thought was hidden deep in their most private area of

their P.C. Mz Paddles is deathly afraid we might discover she has

a playful side. The following is The following is a 'DEAR Diary entry she

made butt didn't dare to print. Paddles, I told you years ago,

I Don't Get Mad, I get Even

Private Diary entry of eJ Michaels

"Anyone that has to DRIVE ALONE! "

I had a flat tire on the XXXXXX yesterday; so, I pulled over,
got out of the car and opened my trunk.I took out my
cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear
of my car facing oncoming traffic. They look so lifelike you just
wouldn't believe it!

Just as I had hoped, cars started slowing down looking at the men
which made it much safer for me to work on the side of the road.

People honked and waved, and it wasn't long before a police car
pulled up behind me.

He wanted to know what the heck I was doing so I calmly explained
that I was changing my flat. He told me he could see that, but
demanded to know what the heck my cardboard men were doing
standing at the rear of my car.

I couldn't believe he didn't know! So I told him.

"Well", I explained to the angry Policeman ...

"They're my Emergency Flashers!!!!"

I go to court in February

And thus we reach the 'ends' of the day...BUTT...we shore-ly 'will be back

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[Kyanimal]

^ I need to stock UP on some of those!

Though instead of cardboard, I'm thinking the Inflatable models! And, hoping THEY don't go flat!

Keep smilin'!!
Chaz

 

[Alistair]

although if I never saw/heard a man refer to a man's "cunt" I'd be happier.

I completely agree with this. I'll add mangina and man pussy to that too.

Actually, I think that a lot of the reasons you like gay porn are the same reasons why I like it. There's a lot of things in gay porn I find a turn on, that I would not do in a relationship.

 

[Lefty]

Many of you have asked how a totally non-violent person like The Lefty

could ever make acquaintance with the Proprietor of Mz Paddles House

of Pleasure. At the time she opened her establishment

I had just acquired and refurbished a chic 'hide-away' hotel down on the

Montery Penninsula. Her identical twin cousin gave her a week-end at
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my establishment as a gift for her 6th marriage.
​

I was Concierge when she checked in and ...

The newlywed couple arrived at my intimate and private boutique hotel. My
friend, Scarlette O'Hara e-mailed me and advised it was their honeymoon.​

I was thrilled that my first guests after the extensive renovations

would be newlyweds! ...

I was so excited I actually lost my usual Macho demeanor and

excitedly gushed...Oh my God...this is so precious...
I am going to gift you with my very best ...
The Penultimate Bridal".


To which Mz. Paddles smiled and

with a 'knowing' glance at her latest hunk

acquisition softly but firmly responded


"No thanks, I'll just hold onto his ears until he gets the hang of it !"



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[EJMichaels]

...Actually, I think that a lot of the reasons you like gay porn are the same reasons why I like it.

That might have been one of my points, and why I hang out on JUB. However, I'm stuck with porn and places like JUB for 95% of my experience with M2M sex. It can be frustrating.

There's a lot of things in gay porn I find a turn on, that I would not do in a relationship.

Makes sense, although I usually select material more similar to my actual interests. Even so, despite my attraction, I find myself thinking I'm glad I'm not male. For one thing, I like having what a friend calls a "bonus hole" (sort of crude, but accurate) - one that's self-lubricating and needs almost no maintenance. Having a dick instead might be a good trade, but I'll probably never know.

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Lefty, you're a difficult act to follow.

 

[Lefty]

In response to your questioning line in that

post eJ, this is JMHO ....BUTT:

One of the advantages for people like me is

that having a penis enables me. Yes it does,

it enables me to be a pain in the ass as well

or better than to just suffer them.

{Yes Dr. Phil that response to my friend Paddles,
like the story before it was a double entendre or
adianoeta... wonder if people got it or if I have
once again committed acts of obfuscation thus
further reinforcing the opinions that I am just
muddled and opaque}

 

[redfox70]

Leftykins, I got it Although I must confess I had to re-read the story before I grasped the punchline!

 

[Lefty]

It's okay PUddles. the important thing is that you

were able to deduce the meaning of the posts.

Would that others could read, see pictures and

think in a state of contiguity

 

[EJMichaels]

This week – Beautiful Eyes: Light Colors Edition

Last week was somewhat intellectual, so it's time for pictures again. Two of my story characters have light-colored eyes, blue and green/hazel, so I thought about rounding up some pics featuring that. I'll throw in some grey, too. Nothing wrong with brown eyes – I just needed a theme. I wanted to try for green only, but it wasn't easy, even with the help of picture maven Foxy. Most of these came from either Redfox, the Eyes Have It thread, or both. There might be a couple from the Beautiful Faces thread. While searching, I noticed that Artistry of Male has quite a few posts with the "eyes" label – worth checking out.

The lighting can make it difficult to identify the color, so just enjoy without thinking too much. I didn't want to stop at thirteen.


I think the first one is Brandon Scott Volz (thanks, fuck littrell and Redfox). Edwin Santiago – Photographer.

Nick H

Rafael Verga

Todd Finlay

Tyson Paige (this pic is a bit dark, but his eyes are green)

Wyatt Vial

Others

 

[EJMichaels]

I forgot something -
THANK YOU, PUDDLES for doing the picture search on short notice! You're awesome!

 

[redfox70]

You're very welcome You did a good job of finding most of the pictures yourself

 

[seven2go]

IMHO that is one of THE hottest pit shots EVER........

 

[redfox70]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe there are 13 bodies in this picture?

And hopefully it's not a repeat?

 

[EJMichaels]

Looks familiar, but it could be new. Worth seeing again if not.

As for number - my first try didn't get 13, but I obviously need to study it.

I just received word on one of my stories - revise and resubmit, which is pretty good. They want me to expand one of the (or do I mean ?) scenes, among other things.

 

[Lefty]

Good Luck

 

[redfox70]

That's great news about your story, EJ

I've looked at the picture over and over and keep counting 13 bodies, but I was wondering if I've miscounted and missed any!