Humor-Satire Hotness: Photos of Navy Men Climbing Phallic Monument Covered in Lard

[Just_Believe18]

After all our discussion and debating, I find it only fitting to share this gallery with you all, gentlemen. Enjoy:

The Ultimate Collection Of Hot Shirtless Navy Guys Climbing A Monument Covered In Lard

Warning: Sensory Overload. This may be too much for your gay self to handle.

 

[chrisrobin]

*THUD*M

 

[scream4ever]

My God. That is fucking hot. The sweaty/manly/musky smell of being a part of that must've been overpowering.

I'd love to be the one to clean them up afterwards!!!

 

[Rolyo85]

Nnngggggg ^_^

 

[CowboyBob]

I posted this series of photos a couple years ago in the porn and hot guys forum.

 

[White Eagle]

Do you see that wayward hand right in the center?

 

[bike10]

Hale to the Penis!

 

[chance1]

better than Corbin Fisher ......... much

 

[JayHawk]

I believe wholeheartedly believe in the sacred tradition of worshiping hard greased phallic symbols by thriving pools of nautical seamen.

sighhh... i kinda like this Academy tradition as well.

 

[Centexfarmer]

I believe wholeheartedly believe in the sacred tradition of worshiping hard greased phallic symbols by thriving pools of nautical seamen.

sighhh... i kinda like this Academy tradition as well.

Didja hear the one about the Gay Whale?

It attack a U.S. Navy Submarine and sucked all of the Seaman out.

After seeing that photo who could blame the whale?

 

[Spiff]

It looks like a standard A & F ad. But with these being real Navy dudes actually interacting for real rather than just posing makes it much hotter.

 

[Just_Believe18]

I posted this series of photos a couple years ago in the porn and hot guys forum.

Not sure how I missed that one, then. Thanks for catching it early, CowboyBob!

Now I'd like to know which gay Navy officer orchestrated and ordered all of these hot, clueless seamen to climb a monument that looks like a penis, then cover it and each other with lubed lard.

 

[Kulindahr]

Is that a box or something on top? would it be the prize they're after?

 

[JayHawk]

That my dear Kuli is a Plebe dixie cup or cover... or hat for those of you who have never heard to it referred to as cover. The plebes climb to the top to replace the Dixie cup which is the cover for a junior naval seaman and replace it with the combination cover to signify their very small baby step towards leadership positions in the Navy.... The combination cover being the cover for leadership in the Navy

I found the wiki .... ummm ..entertaining considering the use of the pictures some of you may be making....

Just the first line of the Wiki:

The Herndon Monument on the grounds of the U.S. Naval Academy is a tall grey obelisk. It was erected in memory of Captain William Lewis Herndon who courageously decided to go down ...

Read on if you must but it is a bit of a buzz kill for jerking off to hot cadets....

 

[Joshua_me]

I christen thee, The Flying Wad.

 

[White Eagle]

It looks like an empty can of lard. But then, maybe not!

Is that a box or something on top? would it be the prize they're after?

 

[JayHawk]

WE I get ya about the "evolving" being the thing of the month but I honestly think Obama evolved into this opinion whether it was for political expediency or simply realization after discussing the matter in depth with Joe Biden that it should be a human right not a sexual preference only right. Colin could have come to same place and evolved but I see the overwhelming opinion of my compatriots in arms is that gay folks are serving and fighting for your freedom so then what does it matter to you what freedoms they enjoy.

I think it is a critical thing to understand really. One is status quo in an organization that you tolerate to be a part of and to possibly change an organization. The other is a held belief that you are free to espouse. I am very near and dear to it as well. Just think if DOMA falls then there is no obstruction in current policy for my spouse to not receive all benefits that a female spouse would receive if I had one. I tell you from my perspective and the medical issues I face constantly with my SO that benefit would be a blessing.

 

[JayHawk]

^ of course I have perhaps over thought and destroyed the proper topic of hot men... so sorry guys... here is some make up self-sex material:

 

[palemale]

I had meetings in Hells Kitchen the past couple of days. There are lots of sailors wandering around, it must be fleet week. You know what this means, Chance? If you have sex with a hot sailor, you'll have President Obama to thank for making the hunks more available after his repeal of DADT.

 

[rareboy]

^ lol.

how deliciously droll.