How Does One Get Rid Of A One Night Stand ?

[Cormac135]

Well i've finally got the house back to myself, my mum's ex-partner had went off to France and i'm free to fuck my brains out again, of course the lockdown has made picking up men a tad more difficult but thankfully not impossible, but here's the rub my friends, i've always had a problem getting rid of one night stands the morning after, calling a taxi for them seems a bit rude and telling them the hop it even more so.

How do you get rid of one night stands who haven't got the decency to sneak out the door first thing in the morning ?

 

[Kahaih]

So, it's rude of them to hang around.

And, you think it's rude of you to tell them to leave.


Which rudeness hurts you most? Which would make you feel better?

 

[Cormac135]

So, it's rude of them to hang around.

And, you think it's rude of you to tell them to leave.


Which rudeness hurts you most? Which would make you feel better?

Of course if all seems easy enough when put like that but as much as i can come off as a bit of a git on here, in real life i'm a gentleman and would never wish to break someone's heart.

 

[cabinfever]

" Uh - I - uh - hope you didn't catch anything. I thought the rash went away but - uh - I need to get to the doctor"

 

[peeonme]

If they are just a one night stand, why worry about sounding rude?

 

[Cormac135]

" Uh - I - uh - hope you didn't catch anything. I thought the rash went away but - uh - I need to get to the doctor"

Oh there's a memory and a half, dousing myself with a huge bottle of calamine lotion and burning my sheets.

 

[Cormac135]

If they are just a one night stand, why worry about sounding rude?

It's a small pool i have to swim in so some repeat business is inevitable, plus i don't want to get a bad name for being a rude host.

 

[NotHardUp1]

"I have a list of chores to do today that I've been putting off. What are your plans today? Can I get you any bite to eat before you head out?"

I'm admittedly inexperienced with hookups, but the surest way to not be rude is to be kind.

If your goal is to convey that it's not an open invitation to stay, then communicate that in a definite but positive manner. Thank him for the good time and tell him you must try it again sometime.

Touch and go lightly.

 

[Vannie]

My date always runs away as soon as I start making stuffed cabbages

 

[Alistair]

My date always runs away as soon as I start making stuffed cabbages

I didn't know any of your dates could run with a walker.

 

[Kahaih]

You could shag twins and have matching night stands.

 

[LeicsDom]

How do you get rid of one night stands who haven't got the decency to sneak out the door first thing in the morning ?

Ignoring the idiocy of meeting people during lockdown, I solve the problem by NEVER allowing them to stay over night

 

[unloadonme]

Well i've finally got the house back to myself, my mum's ex-partner had went off to France and i'm free to fuck my brains out again ...

He's lucky to be allowed into France during the current covid emergency. Watch yourself with visitors inside your house; I'm guessing you're breaking the lockdown law and they could bring you the virus.

 

[DepravedMuscleFTL]

 

[Vannie]

I didn't know any of your dates could run with a walker.

Bob...from room 107 is pretty peppy after some prune Danish

 

[nycguydowntown]

you don't let them sleep over in the first place---pay for an Uber.

 

[ClubLevelVegan]

you don't let them sleep over in the first place---pay for an Uber.

As a person that has never hosted and went out for hookups, I never stayed over even after going to peoples place after midnight.

I would just pretend I had stuff to do and tell them I need to start getting ready. And if they don’t pick up on that cue, then I would straight up ask them to leave.

 

[EddMarkStarr]

My date always runs away as soon as I start making stuffed cabbages

Same here - let me start messing around in the kitchen and listen to the footsteps running out the door.

 

[nycguydowntown]

As a person that has never hosted and went out for hookups, I never stayed over even after going to peoples place after midnight.

I would just pretend I had stuff to do and tell them I need to start getting ready. And if they don’t pick up on that cue, then I would straight up ask them to leave.

I hear you--100%

 

[Cormac135]

As a person that has never hosted and went out for hookups, I never stayed over even after going to peoples place after midnight.

I would just pretend I had stuff to do and tell them I need to start getting ready. And if they don’t pick up on that cue, then I would straight up ask them to leave.

But you miss out on the spooning.

Some of you guys come across pretty cold.