How many orgasms have you ever had?

[James]

I know it may be impossible to count, but tell us your age and how many orgasms you think you've had in your life.

I'll be 21 next month and have had roughly 3,500 orgasms in my life. I jerk off at least once, sometimes twice, every day, and I've been doin it since 12, that's how I got my number.

 

[Christopher123]

I lost count at one.

Had a nice one today.

Otherwise, seriously, I have no idea. I never kept track.

 

[justsimon]

no idea...

 

[tonyboy]

I've kept track of many thing in live, always have been a great keeper personal stuff, but man, this is one thing I have no idea about.
Have not even a clue as how to answer this question. Maybe if you'd asked me when I was 12 I would have a somesort of a reasonable answer.... too late for that though.

 

[duroc5088]

if i jacked off once a day from the time i was 14 that would mean I have jacked off 3285 times in a period of nine years.

Thanks I'll be here all night.
Dirk

 

[RationalLunacy]

Three billion, one hundred fifty five million, seven hundred sixty thousand.

That's orgasms -- not my age.

 

[Swellegant]

Well, let's see... assuming an average of one a day (I double up as frequently as I skip one) since I was thirteen... that's (math isn't my strong suit but I'll try) 9490. For convenience sake and to take into account certain particularly juicy parts of my youth (like trying to see how many times I could do it in a day, my record being nine before it gave me a headache), I'll round up to 10k.

That's a lot of jizz! Assuming a teaspoon per orgasm, I've pumped out almost fifty gallons of goo, just about enough to fill my bathtub.

 

[doctorsun]

I'm 21 and have been masturbating since I was 10. Since I don't remember the exact date that I did it first, for the sake of doing the math, I'll say I've been doing it for exactly 11 years. I'll also assume that I've done it once a day for all 11 years, since such an assumption should just about even things out between the days on which I didn't masturbate at all and the days on which I masturbated more than once. Once a day is my average, anyway.

So, doing the calculation, I've masturbated about 4,018 times (not forgetting the three leap years we've had in the last 11 years).

For some reason, I would have thought the number would be higher. I'm about to make it 4,019...

 

[BrandonSBCA]

Not many.

 

[lovetaurus]

too many count.. want more..

 

[looseliam]

I've figured I've masturbated for 24 days of my life so far (approx. 7,000 times), and could fill a 55 gallon drum. (as of September 9, 2006)

Figure in coital orgasms, maybe 7,500 orgasms.

 

[Croynan]

Ask the poet and lecturer from Canada - he is having trouble deciding if he is 27 and or 34, maybe he can give you an interesting academia guess. as he tells it, it often inteferes with his lecturing.

 

[landers]

I know it may be impossible to count, but tell us your age and how many orgasms you think you've had in your life.

I'll be 21 next month and have had roughly 3,500 orgasms in my life. I jerk off at least once, sometimes twice, every day, and I've been doin it since 12, that's how I got my number.

Using that math let's see... I'll count 3 times a day for my first 4 years and 2 times a day for the last 6 so that comes out to: 8760. Now assuming an average of 10min per session that comes out to 60 days spent masturbating. Percentage-wise that's only 1.7% of the 10 years that I've been masturbating for and 0.76 percent of my life as a total, which doesn't seem that much. Guess I'll have to find more effective ways of managing my time....

(Have I put too much thought into this?)

 

[davy]

let's see

i would guess i orgasm once every other day since i was 11

years of orgasms: 15
days in the year for orgasm: 182.5
number of orgasms: 2737.5


number of sex partners: 0

 

[PhoenixRising]

well, asuming I started at 12, and jerked it twice a day, I'm 22 now, so that roughly equals 7300 orgasms. Of course, some days are more, and some days are less.

 

[iflookscouldkill]

This involves too much math...

 

[blackbeltninja]

Ask the poet and lecturer from Canada - he is having trouble deciding if he is 27 and or 34, maybe he can give you an interesting academia guess. as he tells it, it often inteferes with his lecturing.

Ooooh! Saucer of milk for table 9!

Or would "handbags at 20 paces" be funnier?

ah... good times.

-d-

 

[star-warrior]

I know it may be impossible to count, but tell us your age and how many orgasms you think you've had in your life.

I'll be 21 next month and have had roughly 3,500 orgasms in my life. I jerk off at least once, sometimes twice, every day, and I've been doin it since 12, that's how I got my number.

If its roughly 5ml of semen you issue, that makes for roughly over a 17 liters of hot sperm you've pumped through you. Imagine that all at once....

 

[b_o_n_n_i_e]

Ummm, countless!

 

[Corny]

3968

oh boy the energy wasted!