How many times a day do you go to the shitter?

[Fucker29]

Inquisitive minds want to know...


I'd say the average is about 2 times a day. It feels so good to take a dump, seriously...how wonderful it is to relax your sphincter and just let it all out.


Although a few times I had to grab onto the furniture so I could push it harder...damn Mr Brown was really stubborn. He didn't want to leave the house that day...I had to kick him out.


So, what about you guys?

 

[Fire]

Well, you're certainly not anal retentive, but something tells me Sigmund Freud would have a field day with you anyhow.

 

[Mr-Pickles]

Eeek


I'm so prudish when it comes to toilet talk

 

[Fucker29]

Well, you're certainly not anal retentive, but something tells me Sigmund Freud would have a field day with you anyhow.

He'd tell I've got issues. Meh...whatever. Tell me something I don't already know...

 

[jdcnow]

Every little breeze seems to whisper, 'Louise...'

 

[Fucker29]

Eeek


I'm so prudish when it comes to toilet talk

Why? It's perfectly natural.

 

[Mr-Pickles]

Why? It's perfectly natural.

I don't know, it's the way I've always been.

 

[JJKrkwood]

Scat talk is just plain nasty... This inquiring mind DOESNT want to know.

 

[Fucker29]

Scat talk is just plain nasty... This inquiring mind DOESNT want to know.

Yet you enjoy shoving your fingers up a guy's ass...isn't it ironic? Don't you think?

 

[Fucker29]

I don't know, it's the way I've always been.

Don't worry. It's nothing eating a deuce with sugar on top can't solve.

 

[jaycee style]

3 a day every day.

i drop a solid one at 6am.

a softy at 5 pm

and some random bloopity blops in the middle of the night.

 

[fetaby]

Scat talk is just plain nasty... This inquiring mind DOESNT want to know.

It doesnt taste half bad with some Bar-B-Q sauce.....

Teehee.

 

[jaycee style]

when I was hardcore dieting and only eating 5-600 calories/day, I actually had to keep a calendar of it because I was only going like twice/week (and if I hit the 6-7 day mark, I'd take laxatives)... but that was a couple years ago.

i don't count calories, but i do eat at least 1.5 pounds of fiber a day,

most in the morning.

i'm a bit of hypochondriac, and if i don't dook 3 times a day i think my intestines are getting clogged with massive pooh and....... something terrible is going to happen.

 

[Joshua_me]

It's hard to say...

But, let me tell you something... That new high-fiber V8 juice shoots through you just like a rocket, believe me.

And, when it's time for lift off you better be near a launching pad, if you know what I'm saying. No time for pre-boarding, or ground clearance... That bad boy is headed out of the gate...

 

[honooryuu]

depends on if im on campus. i think they put fiber in the food, cuz it runs right through me...

 

[jaycee style]

^^^^try having a pear (if you like pears) with breakfast and one more with lunch for 1 week straight.

and for dinner don't favor 1 type of food,

have the same weight in vegatables that you have in protein on your plate.

ab exercises help too.