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My bad, repost.

Marvtha's baby pic. Six generations of intergeneration incest and she still has her mother's eye!!

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You have made the right call Elvin. Even with out a prefrontal cortex she can still throw one heck of a party! It effects her ability to suppress socially inappropriate behaviour, but that's part of Marvtha's reptilian charm.

At her last party, I did question her choice to have the bar set up in the bathroom... What, with most of her family and friends being raging alcoholics. She said it kept the party-goers out of her kitchenette. Marvtha didn't want her guest seeing her emptying bio-hazard bags from onto the ordure, um I mean "hors d'oeuvres" trays. BWT, those discarded foreskins did taste just like calamari! By having the bar in the bathroom she just had to clip one of those blue toilet-bowl fresheners onto the tank and she had a perpetually refilling punch bowl. What a buzz! The hangover for the bleach was a bit of a drag though.

Marvtha even had a live band! Who knew the Partridge family were still together after all these years? I had heard a rumour they broke up after Mr Brady was caught in the back of the band buss giving head to the Partridge's manager, Reuben Kincaid. I guess it was just a lame attempt by Danny to distract the media from his brushes with the law.

Welcome onboard Elvin. Just stay away from the "chicken" fingers, they are real fingers!
 
MARVTHA DAHLING.....
I am SO glad to see you back posting........don't let those cads ever run you off again......you have plenty of brave and noble men to defend your honor!!**wars** **wars**
 
sinfulsimon said:
But, Elvin, we were going to use you.... :cry:
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BACK OFF SIMON!

NO means NO and elvis realizes that marvtha is the place to be!(*8*)

make yourself useful and go clean the dingleberries out of suminon hairy ass!


SHOOOOOOOO:grrr:
 
tbonez said:
My bad, repost.

Marvtha's baby pic. Six generations of intergeneration incest and she still has her mother's eye!!

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t bo you flatter me!!oops!

that little baby is cuter than a duck wearing a hat!:D did it win any cute baby contests?

it's not me though...wish i could take the credit but marvtha is cute in her own 'special' way!

the stuff you wrote...LIES....you are more full of shit than the superdome after hurricane katrina! :eek:

i came from a loving family and think incest is not ....the best.......uncle sal was wrong with his 'parlor tricks' with marvtha!

marvtha can help you with your meds...i know people!

get some help pal![-X
 
elvin1 said:
Nobody uses me...:p
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elvis(*8*) :kiss: 'reunited and it feels so good!"(!)

came to your senses i see![-X

home is where marvtha is...now that house might be in the stages of decay but their is a roof over it that keeps in all the love! HUH!?!:confused:
marvtha not a hallmark card writer so.......WELCOME BACK you fucking little shit!!!(*8*) :kiss: :D
 
Chance1826 said:
I had two appendages at birth...they made it into one.....:p
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chance you little a hole! so sorry you couldn't see poor marvtha get electrocuted!:badgrin: too bad your tickets went to waste...NOT![-X

whats up bitch.;) ...you send marvtha that sonoma yet....damn get a hie on boy! marvtha always drinking:cool:
 
tbonez said:
You have made the right call Elvin. Even with out a prefrontal cortex she can still throw one heck of a party! It effects her ability to suppress socially inappropriate behaviour, but that's part of Marvtha's reptilian charm.

At her last party, I did question her choice to have the bar set up in the bathroom... What, with most of her family and friends being raging alcoholics. She said it kept the party-goers out of her kitchenette. Marvtha didn't want her guest seeing her emptying bio-hazard bags from onto the ordure, um I mean "hors d'oeuvres" trays. BWT, those discarded foreskins did taste just like calamari! By having the bar in the bathroom she just had to clip one of those blue toilet-bowl fresheners onto the tank and she had a perpetually refilling punch bowl. What a buzz! The hangover for the bleach was a bit of a drag though.

Marvtha even had a live band! Who knew the Partridge family were still together after all these years? I had heard a rumour they broke up after Mr Brady was caught in the back of the band buss giving head to the Partridge's manager, Reuben Kincaid. I guess it was just a lame attempt by Danny to distract the media from his brushes with the law.

Welcome onboard Elvin. Just stay away from the "chicken" fingers, they are real fingers!
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weren't those deep fried foreskins delish!?
you'd be surprised what you can find in the church dumpster!..|

now marvtha had to make like a little birdie and 'swallow' with one mr keith partridge to get themto jam at the party! as i recall he said he wrote "i think i love you"
for me!?(*8*) it could happen'''hush!

marvtha would've preferred slayer but they were touring or worshippin the devil...or raping and pillaging:confused:

maybe if you are a bit nicer to marvtha you'll be invited to my anal halloween bash...i mean annual!!oops!

whoever dresses as barney gets to bob for apples out of my butthole!...it's a real gas... marvtha made funny!:p


anyhoo....admit that most of your stories were lies and you might get an invite!:cool:
 
agj25us said:
MARVTHA DAHLING.....
I am SO glad to see you back posting........don't let those cads ever run you off again......you have plenty of brave and noble men to defend your honor!!**wars** **wars**
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blondie....my knight in armor hot dogs!(*8*) :kiss:

marvtha delusional didn't you hear...OH i was almost poisoned to death too!:cry:

i'm still a bit sickie...i'd better go rest! sigh

glad you are my friend(*8*) :kiss:
 
Marvtha! Glad to see you and Elvis reunited. Now, what we gonna do with that bonez? I think he's drunk too much formaldihide!
Oh, and put me on the list for the bash; I will be there!
 
Marvtha, you do bear a grudge.

Listen hon, I was only 5 and it was an accident. The bathroom in your trailer was so small and dark I knocked over your things. I tried to put everything back where I found it. I had no idea that the polygrip and the preparation H didn't belong on the same shelf. You have to admit, your breath never smelt better! Not to mention the fact that the sores on your mouth actually seemed to shrink a bit.

Who could have foreseen your panties getting fused to your cootch from the polygrip? Besides, it's not my fault that the nurses at the free clinic used paint stripper to get them off. The silver lining is that the scar tissue actually tightened things up back there.

I only want to be your friend again. Your love is the gift that keeps on giving...Just like herpes!
 
marvtha said:
weren't those deep fried foreskins delish!?
you'd be surprised what you can find in the church dumpster!..|
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Marvtha!!! You told me they were kosher!

Is there anything you want to tell me about those weird little cleft meat-pies? You said the were made from camel's feet...right? The toes or something?
 
Christopher123 said:
Sorry to hear you're sick :(

Do you really like Slayer?
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TOPHER!(*8*) marvtha LOVE slayer....it puts me in the mood if ya know what i mean!;) sometimes the sex gets a wee bit violent but........with my genetics...things heal fast!..|
 
tbonez said:
Marvtha!!! You told me they were kosher!

Is there anything you want to tell me about those weird little cleft meat-pies? You said the were made from camel's feet...right? The toes or something?
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marvtha didn't make those pies...i believe thelma harper brought them over!?

man was she drunk at that party or what!????? when that floral print dress got above the support hose marvtha ran for cover!:help:
 
Did the Queen try to poison you dear?????
I hope you recover to your full wonderful self very soon.
I am your humble servant - if there is ANYTHING that I may do for you - please do not hesitate to let me know......(*8*) :kiss:

marvtha said:
blondie....my knight in armor hot dogs!(*8*) :kiss:

marvtha delusional didn't you hear...OH i was almost poisoned to death too!:cry:

i'm still a bit sickie...i'd better go rest! sigh

glad you are my friend(*8*) :kiss:
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agj25us said:
Did the Queen try to poison you dear?????
I hope you recover to your full wonderful self very soon.
I am your humble servant - if there is ANYTHING that I may do for you - please do not hesitate to let me know......(*8*) :kiss:
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BLONDIE(*8*)

OH is wasn't queenie...she's my step-sister ya know....she had been brainwashed by SUMINON & simon though!:help:

read pages 4 & 5 of 'muff diving" to see what happened!..|

marvtha too tired to explain...i'm still sick from the poisons ya know!:cry:
a box of wine and maybe some flowers or chocolates or even a card might make me feel better! maybe?!

you're a dear!(*8*) :kiss:
 
elvin1 said:
*Elvis and Marvtha*:kiss:

:sex:
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MY BOY ELVIS(*8*) :kiss: how you doing? marvtha getting ready to tell all about just who came to see me in the hospital!

i'll see ya in another thread....you'll be SHOCKED by who the caring visitor was!:eek: #-o
 
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