How to say 'get lost' to a guy

[hunky]

Tell him the truth:
"I think you are very ugly looking and don´t turn me on at all"
I am pretty sure it would work.

 

[GL]

Sheesh! Like that stopped Walrus man trying to hit on Luke while his dirty old man was getting the drinks in....

Yeah, well... Walrus man was truly ugly. I mean, look at him! He had an ass for a face!

 

[Nonimus]

Yeah, well... Walrus man was truly ugly. I mean, look at him! He had an ass for a face!

Yeah, but at least it wasn't luminecent green - man, imagine how that would keep you awake all night!...

 

[GL]

Yeah, but at least it wasn't luminecent green - man, imagine how that would keep you awake all night!...

Oh yeah? Well you sure as hell weren't complaining last night!

 

[Nonimus]

After i'd wrapped ya big glow-worm arse in a 15 tog douvet five times....

 

[GL]

After i'd wrapped ya big glow-worm arse in a 15 tog douvet five times....

Hey! All I said was I thought it was a little drafty in your bedroom. Leave it to you to take everything to the Nth Degree!

 

[slobone]

First of all, I'm not arrogant, and I'm a very peaceful guy. I never said I'm not ugly as well. But yes, you're right, I shouldn't use that word, I should be more euphemistically every now and then and call them "people whose physical appearence is not what I was really expecting"

It's not an excuse, but sometimes non-native speakers like me use the language in a way that's not appropiate and may express something in the wrong way or in stronger words that what we really mean.

And don't worry that I'm generally polite in all aspects of life, and I would't say anything bad to someone just for approaching me, on the contrary, it's a compliment. I once even said "thanks" to someone, even though I didn't like him.
But there are cases in which some guys touch you without your permission (put a hand on your dick for instance, it's happened to me), and then you have the right to say whatever shit you want to say them. Or once a guy started doing akward things to me after me and my friend rejected him, and I didn't know what to say in that case! So I stayed silent and couldn't release the anger inside.

Anyway, thanks to those who sent some funny suggestions (this is what the thread was written for, to have some FUN).
I like soilworks's "I'm not drunk enough to find you attractive". The rest are good as well

Fed1983, thanks for responding, the extra info you provided is very helpful.

I'm still not quite sure what you're talking about, though. Where are you when people are grabbing your dick? If it's at a bus stop, then of course you should be offended. At a sex party, maybe not quite so unexpected?

But in either case, the issue ought not to be the guy's looks. The only relevant question is, are you interested or not? If you are, no problem. If you're not, then you can just say so -- politely or more firmly, depending on whether or not the guy was acting disrespectfully. You don't need to go into detail about the reasons you don't want him.

Your second case is a little different. If a guy keeps hitting on you after you've already said no, then it's certainly OK to be as blunt as you need to be so that he gets the message. But even here, there are gradations: possibly he didn't understand you the first time, or maybe it's your boss, or whatever. But yeah, nobody will fault you for delivering a putdown in that case.

But anyway, I'll be happy to withdraw my accusation that you're arrogant, impolite, and goodlooking. Us ugly guys got to stick together!

PS Don't know what mean about your English -- it's perfect! Better than most of the native English speakers who post here anyway.

 

[ladygrey]

I generaly like to turn the topic to somethign increidbilely innaporoate,

like

"I don't think Hilter was really all that bad"

Or

"Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to kill another human being?"

Usaully scares them off



but then, I'm "ugly".......so, I doubt that my advice would help a sexy boy you.

 

[fed1983]

I'm still not quite sure what you're talking about, though. Where are you when people are grabbing your dick? If it's at a bus stop, then of course you should be offended. At a sex party, maybe not quite so unexpected?

Don’t worry, many times I’m not even sure of what I’m talking about myself. The time that that guy grabbed my dick was in a gay pub, but was not a sex party.

But in either case, the issue ought not to be the guy's looks.

The thing is that I didn’t have the chance to see the guy’s face! He just touched me while I was passing by. What I didn’t like is the attitude.

But anyway, I'll be happy to withdraw my accusation that you're arrogant, impolite, and goodlooking. Us ugly guys got to stick together!

Thanks for withdrawing the accusation. Anyway, you can still call me ugly and we can stick together you if you’re ugly as well! (oohps, I promised I wasn’t using the word ugly anymore)

PS Don't know what mean about your English -- it's perfect! Better than most of the native English speakers who post here anyway.

Wow, thanks for the compliment! The thing is that I don’t know if you’re good looking or not… what kind of answer should I give you?? (Just kidding this time, PLEASE don’t misunderstand me!!!!)

 

[fed1983]

There's a nicer way of putting it: not-your-type. The people whose physical appearance you don't find attractive can be someone else's dream. I don't think the word ugly should be used about anyone.

That’s why I made it clear that I’ll call them "people whose physical appearence is not what I was really expecting". I never talked about other people’s expectations but only mine. In fact, we always laugh with my friend, because the guys I find attractive he doesn’t find them so, and the other way round.
But anyway, I could even be even more politically correct if you want, and I’ll call them “people whose physical appearance is not what I was really expecting, but doesn’t mean they are not good-looking, because we are all beautiful to God’s eyes” …That’s why politically correct language can be tedious sometimes…

How would you like to be turned down? "Get away from me, you ugly pig?" No? Well, put yourself in other people's shoes, and you've got your answer to how you should turn people down. In most cases that equals to be polite and fair but firm. There's no need to be a dickhead just because you don't like the look of someone.

I definitely wouldn’t want to be turned down with a “Get away from me, you ugly pig”, but it’s not the kind of frase I’m looking for as well

Anyway, I’m just fantasizing with this thread and trying to get some fun, because the thing is that I’m not good for playing the devil character. I’m not gonna say anything harmful to anybody, unless they are too rude to me (and don’t have the frightening look, lol).

What I could do instead, is read out my true list of defects to the guy:
-My dick is quite small
-I tend to forget birthdays
-I don’t generally buy people presents, because I’m quite stingy
-Somedays I stink, because I don’t have a shower every day
-I cum too quickly
-I’d like to be a church member someday, and it’d be nice if my partner went with me every Sunday morning (this point might be the most powerful one)

If they still want me despite this list of defects, then they might be worthy guys after all. But if they go away, good riddance!!!

 

[sparky95]

Ask them if they are interested in Amway products. They will run a mile.......

 

[slobone]

Wow, thanks for the compliment! The thing is that I don’t know if you’re good looking or not… what kind of answer should I give you?? (Just kidding this time, PLEASE don’t misunderstand me!!!!)

[SIZE=-1]

Bésame, bésame mucho,
Como si fuera esta noche la última vez.
B[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]é[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]same, b[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]é[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]same mucho,
Que tengo miedo perderte, perderte otra vez.


[/SIZE]

 

[sangoma]

How pretentious of you man. I don't know what you look like but it maybe that these so-called 'ugly' looking guys figure you are a one of their own.
Why on earth do you feel as if you need to be witty and funny when telling another guy that you are not interested? Surely nothing wrong with just saying so in a polite manner.
What makes you so special anyway? There are many guys that may not fit your definition of 'handsome' but they may make very fine friends.
I hope your arrogance doesn't stay with you throughout your entire life. There may be a time when you wish to have these 'ugly' guys as part of your life. As friends.
Take care.

Got your ass wopped by tonyboy here! And he's right! Try to think how you would feel if somebody did that to you.

 

[sangoma]

First of all, I'm not arrogant, and I'm a very peaceful guy. I never said I'm not ugly as well. But yes, you're right, I shouldn't use that word, I should be more euphemistically every now and then and call them "people whose physical appearence is not what I was really expecting"

It's not an excuse, but sometimes non-native speakers like me use the language in a way that's not appropiate and may express something in the wrong way or in stronger words that what we really mean.

And don't worry that I'm generally polite in all aspects of life, and I would't say anything bad to someone just for approaching me, on the contrary, it's a compliment. I once even said "thanks" to someone, even though I didn't like him.
But there are cases in which some guys touch you without your permission (put a hand on your dick for instance, it's happened to me), and then you have the right to say whatever shit you want to say them. Or once a guy started doing akward things to me after me and my friend rejected him, and I didn't know what to say in that case! So I stayed silent and couldn't release the anger inside.

Anyway, thanks to those who sent some funny suggestions (this is what the thread was written for, to have some FUN).
I like soilworks's "I'm not drunk enough to find you attractive". The rest are good as well

Ok should have read this before my prior post, my bad. And no one should be touching you without your permission. Next time trow politeness out of the door the moment it happens, give em hell

 

[teh_nathan]

I'm never good at rejecting people because I've been rejected a lot myself, I can't possibly make someone feel the same way I've felt.

If I absolutely have to (I've only had to do it once), I say something but I try to be nice about it, not cruel.

 

[fed1983]

[SIZE=-1]

Bésame, bésame mucho,
Como si fuera esta noche la última vez.
B[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]é[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]same, b[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]é[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]same mucho,
Que tengo miedo perderte, perderte otra vez.


[/SIZE]

Oh slobone, you can't be ugly with what you wrote, it was so nice! Did you know Spanish already or did you just made copy and paste from the web just to impress me?
That song would be the kind of song I would use for accepting a guy, for sure! Although my singing could scare them away, lol!

 

[Comrad]

Well first off, i give them. THE LOOK "" Then i just say, "Well I'm sorry bro but i don't come to clubs/bars/laundry mats/AA Meeting looking for hook ups" .

That works, or just say your seeing somebody right now, that one always works.

 

[curiousunistudent]

My problem is that I only seem to be attractive to ugly-looking guys, but not so much to the ones I'm interested in, so I have to say all the time: I'm not interest, and stuff like that.
So I'm getting bored of these answers, so I was wanting to know ways of saying "get lost" without using these conventional phrases.

The perfect answer should be polite, original, witty, funny, ironic and sarcastic, all in one, if that's possible.

I'll hear your suggestions, and the one I like most will be the one I'll be using next weekend (after translating it into Spanish so I can use it here), unless some hottie guy approaches me at last!

Wow Fed, it seems you've struck a nerve with a few members. Personally, when I get hit on and I'm not in the mood, I will come up with a response that fits the question I have been asked. Some examples:

Guy - "Can I buy you a drink?"
Me - "Thanks but, I'm expecting *rubs stomach*"

Guy - "Can I have you're number?"
Me - "Dude, I'm Amish"

Guy - "Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?"
Me - "No" < My personal favourite

They're not rude, because they normally make the other guy laugh, while I get my point across They're not particularly funny, or witty but, they're better than, "sorry, not interested".

 

[DenimKnight]

My problem is that I only seem to be attractive to ugly-looking guys

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

We are all human, we all have emotions. If I was sarcastically turned down I would feel more offended than if I was told honestly that they didn't find me attractive.

 

[yummylongsword]

I'm never good at rejecting people because I've been rejected a lot myself, I can't possibly make someone feel the same way I've felt.

If I absolutely have to (I've only had to do it once), I say something but I try to be nice about it, not cruel.

I have the same problem. I have some thing about rejection, even the littlest rejection from anyone really gets to me. So, I'm also bad at rejecting others... when I tried to break up with the first guy I ever dated (after like, a week? It was kind of sad) I had to do it three times before he figured out that it was just over, not a "temporary break" or "I'll feel better later" kind of thing.