How To Seduce Straight Men?

[orryyon]

Sad, your whole life seems to revolve around screwing men with sexual identity issues. I'm not judging you, but instead of talking about missed opportunites just try to find a great guy.

 

[CGHJ]

Sad, your whole life seems to revolve around screwing men with sexual identity issues. I'm not judging you, but instead of talking about missed opportunites just try to find a great guy.

You're so wrong, its actually kinda funny.

My whole life revolves around drinking with my buddies, you can judge that for what you want, but I have a great time doing it so whatever. Screwing them is actually the last thing on my mind. Trust me, there aren't any opportunities I'm missing. Say what you want but you have no idea what you're talking about.

 

[CudDULL]

i love this thread

 

[Rex]

Well if my straight friends wanted to jump on the oppurtunity to experiment with me I'd probably be down for that but I just have a hard time believing so many straight guys are lining up to hook up with another guy.

I mean, even in a remote, ghost town area there are going to be tramps and hookers. I think most guys would resort to that before going for another guy or even taking a 2-hour drive to the next big city or something.

I think the guys in CGHJ's stories are bisexual or mostly straight but just now beginning to experiment with their sexuality.

Many guys in the military are bisexual or have gay experiences at some point.

 

[CGHJ]

I think he knows exactly what he's talking about.

You both crack me up

 

[tylersf]

Why would you want to waste your time with a straight man when you can find a hot gay man who would be both happy and willing to please another man???

Amen to that...
A straight guy maybe hot in bed.
But the next day, he doesn't want to know you in public.

A hot gay men will tell you that you're the best thing that's ever happened to him. Hopefully, the feeling is mutual.

Gay men not wanting another gay man is almost a form of self-loathing.

We need to learn how to love ourselves more!

 

[KaraBulut]

A Denny's of all places??

These one-horse towns don't have gay bars. If they're really small, they don't have a coffeehouse or a Barnes and Noble.

And with military guys, they're poor. They hang out in the all-you-can-eat and 24 hour places. IHOP, Denny's, Shoney's, Golden Corral, Waffle House, Dairy Queen...

You haven't lived until you've picked up a drunk guy at a Waffle House and had sex in the backseat of the car in the parking lot.

Many guys in the military are bisexual or have gay experiences at some point.

The military saying, "Young, dumb and full of cum" exists for a reason. In a few months, you can report back to us, flyboy.

 

[Rex]

You haven't lived until you've picked up a drunk guy at a Waffle House and had sex in the backseat of the car in the parking lot.

Go on.....

The military saying, "Young, dumb and full of cum" exists for a reason. In a few months, you can report back to us, flyboy.

... and what exactly is that supposed to mean?

 

[CGHJ]

OK enough with this crap. This thread has turned into "You can't possibly be happy, I just know you can't" "Yes, I am" "No you're not!" and so on.

Amen to that...
A straight guy maybe hot in bed.
But the next day, he doesn't want to know you in public.

These guys are my buddies and all of them have remained my buddies after we played. One of them drove all the way out from Missouri to hang out with me recently. No, not for sex, we didn't do anything, but we're still bros. One just texted me a minute ago, he's been gone for months but I'm the first guy he let know when he got back. One makes it a point to introduce all his friends to me, and we ended up playing naked beer pong in my friends garage a couple weeks ago.

In short, DO NOT PROJECT YOUR ISSUES ONTO ME!

A hot gay men will tell you that you're the best thing that's ever happened to him. Hopefully, the feeling is mutual.

This is flat out BS. When I got out of the USAF, I moved to SF. I went to the Castro almost every weekend, had lots of gay friends. I've done it. I know exactly what I'm not missing. I AM NOT YOU. I do not have the same wants and desires that you do.

Yes, the scenario you described might happen. I do not want a relationship! I never have. That may be what you want and that's great, I hope you find it. Don't project your wants and desires onto me, please.

Gay men not wanting another gay man is almost a form of self-loathing.

We need to learn how to love ourselves more!

More BS. I have nothing against gay men, nothing whatsoever. If a guy I was attracted to, got along with, had stuff in common with, and wanted to be with suddenly announced he was gay, I'd be perfectly happy about it. It has nothing whatsoever with 'not wanting a gay man'. Gay men are great.

But I don't discriminate. If I like a guy and he wants to get with me, I'm not going to say no just because he's straight, and I don't se why I should.

To me, this reminds me of any ethnicity or group (blacks, Irish, rednecks, jews, what have you) saying I should only get with people from my own group. It's symptomatic of a group that feels oppressed or at least stressed by outside forces. You guys obviously have issues with straight men, probably were made to feel like outcasts and feel like you get strength from maintaining your 'group identity'. That's totally cool, and I'm happy for you that you do, but I DO NOT FEEL THE SAME WAY YOU DO.

I am my own person, with my own likes and dislikes, my own goals, my own path to follow. So, please just take it at face value that I'm happy being who I am.

Also, once again, I'M NOT PURSUING STRAIGHT GUYS BECAUSE THEY'RE STRAIGHT.

There's like 3 gay guys in this town and I'm not attracted to any of them. There's like 10,000 marines in this town and most of them have qualities that I like: honor, courage, dedication. They all have muscles and short hair, and I have a fetish for buzz cuts. They all have interesting stories to tell, what with having been to war several times, and I'd rather listen to another story about the assault on Baghdad and watch the military channel on TV than listen to another story about Lady Gaga and watch TMZ. That's just who I am, and what I like. If I run into a gay marine who's butch as fuck, tells me war stories and likes to drink beer and watch the military channel, I'll probably marry him.

Also, as far as the 'self-loathing' thing goes, I'm pretty sure my friends would disagree with you. They think I have the opposite problem, that I think I'm too cool for school. I disagree, but no matter what 'self-loathing' is not an issue that comes to mind.

I will continue to hope that you see the light. Deep inside, I am rooting for you.

You sound like a fundamentalist christian.

I find this deeply ironic...if I liked fisting, or getting peed on, or leather bondage, no one would have any issue with it or tell me I needed to be some other way than I am to be happy. The only reason you guys have a problem with me hanging out with straight guys is because of your own personal problems you've had with straight guys. I do not have those problems, I like who I am, I enjoy what I do, and that's all there is to that.

So, as Cher would say, "Snap out of it!!"

 

[Rex]

 

[CGHJ]

The drama llama is adorable, I want one!

BTW, Sultan is pretty obviously gay and soon he'll be in the military. He's hot as fuck and I'd do him in a heartbeat. So there.

 

[Rex]

The drama llama is adorable, I want one!

BTW, Sultan is pretty obviously gay and soon he'll be in the military. He's hot as fuck and I'd do him in a heartbeat. So there.

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If I didn't know any better I'd think you were trying to get fresh with me but I'll overlook the "he's obviously gay comment" since you said I'm a hot fuck.

 

[KaraBulut]

You haven't lived until you've picked up a drunk guy at a Waffle House and had sex in the backseat of the car in the parking lot.

Go on.....

Since you don't have a Waffle House, maybe the Bob's Big Boy over on John R?

The military saying, "Young, dumb and full of cum" exists for a reason. In a few months, you can report back to us, flyboy.

... and what exactly is that supposed to mean?

Well, if you end up hotbunking, you might find out exactly how full of cum they really are.

Fortunately, most bases in the US have a Waffle House or a Denny's nearby. Rooty Tooty Fresh N' Fruity.

 

[CGHJ]

If I didn't know any better I'd think you were trying to get fresh with me but I'll overlook the "he's obviously gay comment" since you said I'm a hot fuck.

Oh shit, my bad! For some reason I just had it in my mind that you had listed your orientation as gay, I now see that I was mistaken. Apologies!

You're still hawt though.

Actually, I said you are "hot as fuck," I've never fooled around with you so I don't know if you're a hot fuck or not. But I would totally be willing to find out.

 

[KaraBulut]

So, as Cher would say, "Snap out of it!!"

These threads are never complete until someone quotes a gay icon with a single word name.

 

[CGHJ]

If your words bring you comfort, then that is all that matters, in the end. However, I will continue to wish the best for you and hope that you do indeed realize your grave errors.

And I, you.

These threads are never complete until someone quotes a gay icon with a single word name.

LOL right? Since my gay creds seems to be in question, I was hoping that would work to bring things to a nice close but I guess not. Seems someone's never going to be happy till I settle down in a loft in SoHo with a nice, very well groomed man with a good job and a taste for wine spritzers and Prada. Which is, if you think about it, very sweet, if not very likely.

OhNo, does it help you to know that I jerked off over the Eye Candy pics of the two twins sucking each other off? That's pretty gay. Of course, they're brothers so that'll probably start a whole new thing about how I'm also a pervert....

 

[Dduder]

Just wondering if any of you have some good methods. I know the old "Get him drunk" line is the first thing to come up with these posts but Im looking for more of a concrete method. Like its easy to get a guy drunk one on one but then what do you do or say? And good lines?

Straight boys cannot be seduced by gay guys. Ever. That's what makes them straight. If they surrender to the seduction, then they are no longer straight. This is why trying to have sex with straight boys is a self-defeating proposition: even if you succeed, you still fail.

And I must warn you that you are risking serious injury or death if you try to forcefully bed a straight guy. Most homophobia from straight boys come from the minority of gay guys that don't take a "no" for an answer and try to either inebriate the straight boy or use force on him. I don't feel sorry for these gay guys at all. They deserve whatever they get.

 

[Dduder]

>>>Why would you want to?

Because straight guys are infinitely hotter than gay guys, and much better in bed. I thought we've been over this.

How do you do it? Persistence. Every straight guy wants to have sex with a gay guy - you just have to keep at him until he capitulates. "No" means "maybe", and "maybe" means "yes". He may play at being annoyed, but that's all part of the game. Pushing your hand off of his knee will let you know he's interested. Telling you to "cut it out" means he likes it. Blocking your phone number and getting a restraining order means he's playing hard to get, and he's about to give you that sweet sweet straight meat. Don't give up!

Lex

Yes, because we love being chased and harassed mercilessly even when we're unconscious deep asleep. It's all a game to us.

 

[Rex]

Pretty sure Lex was being sarcastic.

 

[KaraBulut]

Straight boys cannot be seduced by gay guys. Ever. That's what makes them straight. If they surrender to the seduction, then they are no longer straight.

Oh, hun. I went to a bar mitzvah once and I didn't turn Jewish.

LOL right? Since my gay creds seems to be in question, I was hoping that would work to bring things to a nice close but I guess not. Seems someone's never going to be happy till I settle down in a loft in SoHo with a nice, very well groomed man with a good job and a taste for wine spritzers and Prada. Which is, if you think about it, very sweet, if not very likely.

If you want to reassert your queerdown, the only logical way to re-establish your creds.

The line forms to my right.