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Hypothetical question.

StlKj said:
What if you found a bag with several hundred dollars in it, and when you yelled out, "Hey, whose money is this" an unattended baby turns around and goes, "Uh...Yeah. That's my money."

Would you give the money to the baby?
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This is by far the greatest thing I've read in this thread. I now love you. Deal with that.
 
johaninsc said:
I'd still take the child out of the street and call the cops before I turned it over to the guy

as far as being late for work; no problem, they would understand (and expect) that my first priority would be the safety of the child

..I work at a hospital
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Okay but what if your boss was anti baby. Like, this is the only hospital that will not deliver babies because he hates them so much. What then?
 
Hypothetical answer:

JayQueer said:
Have you ever made sucking a cock, an even more delicious experience?

I just had a fantasy about pouring warm chocolate fudge all over a man's hard, huge cock, then some whipped cream, and putting a cherry on top.

First, I would eat the cherry and lick off all of the whipped cream and warm chocolate fudge. Then I would get to suck on his cock until the warm, white filling came out.........and down my throat! :)

Have any of you guys combined food with your sexual experiences?

What a yummy combination! :p
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Take your cellphone out of your pocket and call 911. Don't give that baby to anyone until the cops arrive. Then let them sort the situation out.
 
johaninsc said:
I'd call the cops even if it was his child

after all, he left it sitting in the street
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Definitely.

StlKj said:
What if you found a bag with several hundred dollars in it, and when you yelled out, "Hey, whose money is this" an unattended baby turns around and goes, "Uh...Yeah. That's my money."

Would you give the money to the baby?
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:rotflmao:


But you guys are missing the point -- it's an ALIEN!


















It's here to grow up and become president of the United States, and take over the world! :eek:
 
wtf with this topic. i'll be honest i wouldn't have even picked uo the baby from the beginning. not even if it was crying, or screaming, or asking for me. i wouldn't pick it up, i'd let it go to hell for all i care
 
Give the man a long cold sharp stare and call police. He could be a baby seller --'
 
If the baby unattended but not in distress, leave it where it is.

I'd call the cops immediately, and tell them of the situation. Let them deal with it.

But if you've yelled out already, phone the cops anyway.
 
Elvin said:
Who the fuck leaves a baby unattended in the street anyway?
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It happens. People even leave babies in cars in the middle of heatwaves. It's pretty sad.

Kulindahr said:
But you guys are missing the point -- it's an ALIEN!


















It's here to grow up and become president of the United States, and take over the world! :eek:
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and my pants
 
Is it a Gypsy baby? If so, bat it down!!! Those Gypsies will try everything to steal your money dude.

Since I cannot post links yet apparently, see Rome Buddy on 'Petty Crime and Gypsies'. There's a reason I don't travel overseas very often.
 
HotLavaCum said:
Is it a Gypsy baby? If so, bat it down!!! Those Gypsies will try everything to steal your money dude.

Since I cannot post links yet apparently, see Rome Buddy on 'Petty Crime and Gypsies'. There's a reason I don't travel overseas very often.
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Hahaha. That made me laugh.

Dammit! My people were gypsies.

Oh yeah, but no it isn't a gypsy baby.
 
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