I blame jub for my life being so miserable now

[Entity]

Helping me come out of the closet and shit....


Now its 2 years later and I'm in a committed relationship of forever long it seems...
I have to go home after work
I have to cook
I can't hang out into the wee hours of the mOrning
I have to be faithful
I I have to sit through things like Beverly hills housewives and tabathas salon takeover
I can't play video games all day
Don't even get me started on the joint bank account


This sucks and don't think for a second that I don't blame every single one of you.

But yeah. Hi long time no see.

 

[tonyboy]

Helping me come out of the closet and shit....


Now its 2 years later and I'm in a committed relationship of forever long it seems...
I have to go home after work
I have to cook
I can't hang out into the wee hours of the mOrning
I have to be faithful
I I have to sit through things like Beverly hills housewives and tabathas salon takeover
I can't play video games all day
Don't even get me started on the joint bank account


This sucks and don't think for a second that I don't blame every single one of you.

But yeah. Hi long time no see.

haha.. sounds to me you have a settled and good life man... Like a married couple does..
I wish you well.
I"d not like to sit through the Beverley Hills Housewives deal though.. I hate that trash TV stuff... Guess you have to suffer though that unless you have two TV sets in the house.
And one more thing man.. it's not good to play video games all day.. not matter what sort of relationship you have...
best of luck.

 

[freefall]

I I have to sit through things like Beverly hills housewives and tabathas salon takeover

At least you don't have to watch Toddlers and Tiaras

 

[frankfrank]

WOOT!!! Welcome back! Now go change that "status" to PARTNERED, haha.

Yeah.

NOW.

I am very happy for you both, and I wish for many good decades to come.

 

[palbert]

Hello - glad to get to know you. Did all of that until lover died. Gets tedious but...

 

[FPNY]

It's not JUB, it's you.....it's called settling down, and getting old doesnt help either...Welcome to the life of an adult.....

 

[medic1]

At least you don't have to watch Toddlers and Tiaras

 

[G-Lexington]

Ditch the bitch. Nobody can hold you down.

Lex

 

[Entity]

At least you don't have to watch Toddlers and Tiaras

No... But dance moms.





And thanks everyone..lol I miss jub. I originally logged in last night to delete my account and now I'm posting. -_- hah couldn't do it

 

[fetaby]

So that's what's been going on with your skanky ass...

WB

 

[treanir]

And on behalf of everyone who is single and lonely:

Being single is something that causes us genuine pain, and sarcasm or not, you just mocked that. This is why we think partnered guys are generally assholes. You deserve a high five. In the face. With a chair.

 

[honooryuu]

glad to hear things are going well

 

[Entity]

And on behalf of everyone who is single and lonely:

Being single is something that causes us genuine pain, and sarcasm or not, you just mocked that. This is why we think partnered guys are generally assholes. You deserve a high five. In the face. With a chair.

Are you the type of person who gets offended at weddings..?
Did I mock your genuine pain? I want to apologize really bad but you were definitely a dick about it.

This is really not about you and your feelings it's more about my immaturity and disdain of commited relationships.

And On behalf of people who don't give a damn :

Take your generalizations and cry elsewhere.

 

[martin6]

Jesys. Just come live in the NW instead.

 

[doctorsun]

Your life sounds like heaven to me. Although, with the exception of Kathy Griffin, I refuse to watch anything on Bravo.

 

[Entity]

Majority of it is sarcastic obviously im not That Bitchy but when it all boils down to it no matter how much I love him I still miss being single, isn't the part of the whole compromise thing?

Thanks for not thinking I'm an asshole though!



And omg mr Martin6 I'll be up there soon packing my bags

 

[MoufOfKhaos]

So do I welcome you back or get mad that you make a mockery of relationships?

Not that I mind - in 9 days I've heard tales of 5 relationships (and been involved in one - or I should say i'm currently in the middle of a dramatic one) that make me very glad that i'm single and fucking as I see fit.

...

Okay, I've decided. Welcome back. Though I sense your sexy ass might vanish again.

 

[The White Stripe]

Are you the type of person who gets offended at weddings..?
Did I mock your genuine pain? I want to apologize really bad but you were definitely a dick about it.

This is really not about you and your feelings it's more about my immaturity and disdain of commited relationships.

And On behalf of people who don't give a damn :

Take your generalizations and cry elsewhere.

I don't know who this guy is, but I like the way he talks to people.

 

[treanir]

This is really not about you and your feelings it's more about my immaturity and disdain of commited relationships.

And On behalf of people who don't give a damn :

Take your generalizations and cry elsewhere.

I stand by what I said. I am absolutely tired of hearing guys in relationships talk about how good it is to be single and how they wish they were me so they could live the happy single lifestyle. Except they're forgetting that for some of us (and NaughtArousal, please learn how to read properly, I never said single people are always lonely) the single lifestyle is not happy. And yes, you mocked that, whether you see it or not (and I know you don't). So drama table for one, generalisations, whatever. *shrugs*

I know I'm talking to a bunch of brick walls here, and apparently you don't want a dose of reality injected into your little fantasy, so I'll just stop bothering.

 

[DigitalFudge]

I can't play video games all day

Can't say the same for me