I need to change my phone number.

[alley]

Maybe I can just growl in your ear sometime?

 

[BINOWGAYLATER]

wow - glad i read all the way through- i did figure it was really a wrong number tho - I've got quite a few from a woman wanting to konw about paint swatches - and meeting Lois for lunch -- etc., --- I left her like 3 voice mails telling her she was not reeaching whomever she thought - so re-check the number she had for her friend..

and when you said it was a feminine voice - i thought- well, geeeze, it's not Poughy after all..
glad it's resolved tho --

I wonder if was a lineman for the County? Maybe he was trying to reach Glenn Campbell??

 

[undisclosed1234]

Only had a stalkery guy. Cursed him out and then took out a bat and smashed it against my own head all roid-rage like.


The trick is to come off crazier than they are. Fucking evangelists ringing my bell.....

 

[alley]

*checks balls*

They're here...


If you had seen some of the texts you might understand why I did not want to encourage him by giving him attention--they were...strange.


So far he hasn't called back...today.


(and hell---most of the posts in any of my threads turns to flirting anyway)

 

[alley]

How dare you insinuate I would STALK someone... (with such a crude methodology) I am a tech geek afterall... we're talking pinhold cameras, cell jammers, signal vamps. The whole gamut.



Good, you bought it

BTW, that thing of flowers in the kitchen, can you move it like three inches to the left? it's in the way of the camera I have in there to watch you cook in the nude.

Ha--I don't cook nude...anymore...frying bacon taught me that lesson.

Flowers????

My place looks like a college guys apartment-- just The bare minimum...I did not get the decorating gene.

 

[G-Lexington]

Flowers? Cooking in the nude?....

...DAMNIT! You've bugged MY place! Bite me, Onion Frye!

Lex

 

[G-Lexington]

Oh yes. Also right where the tail meets the body. If you do it right, you'll get one of the cookies you watched me bake last night.

Lex